Dude this one time me and my chick got into a heated argument. Things got so bad I saw red, I walked into the kitchen and grabbed a knife. It was a dark time and I told her she had to leave... So your wife was brutally murdered? Go!

2  2019-04-04 by donkeybongers

4 comments

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-04

A butterknife will still fuck someone up if you use it hard enough. I'd prefer a long, sharp, thick blade. But what do I know? I've never even been stabbed to death.

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-04

remember that video where the antifa kid throws a punch and the other guy just grabs his fist like a terminator

imagine jimmy stabbing

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-04

I like to brood, do you brood?

1  donkeybongers 2019-04-04

Like a motherfucker. I brought it up one time in A... group I attend that I cant divulge, you would understand if you drank 1 zima when you were 16.