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11  2019-04-03 by peopleforgetthat

29 comments

Pretty girls who tell fart jokes are of lower stock.

Absolute trash

Plus their buttholes smell bad

I'd like to tie her up with her teeth out like A Serbian Film.

Okay, that does it. That's like the 15th one.

All of kelseys jokes are about wacky things that just happened to her on "the plane". They're just a way to brag that shes so successful that shes constantly on flights.

Seriously, look at her twitter. Every 2nd joke is about her on a plane. Cunt.

That's just a bad comedian. Jim Norton posting pictures of first class is a brag. A fag brag

I know it doesnt seem like it, but you have to get into a womans psyche. She just wants to use the platform to make her girlfriends jealous. Her tweets/jokes are either about her flights (hence busy career) or her fiance.

you are not wrong, but this is the case for all comics

they constantly post nothing show dates to humble brag about constantly doing shows. im talking about ones who have no following and list guest spots for driving comics as gigs

"you have to get into a womans psyche. She just wants to use the platform to make her girlfriends jealous."

/u/ants_ccw_permit , comment?

Shhhh.... don't give it away.

that ant sams seed

this person said she dated a white guy

this dudes breaking character and it pisses me off

I've actually been Sams_Seed all along. It's a sex thing I'm into. The belly button was CGI!

get naked

She might not be all that funny, but at least this is an attempt at harmless comedy.

It’s even more frustrating how Jim doesn’t even try.

She’s combining two things with these “so this just happened next to me on the flight” posts. The most conventional sort of social media signaling WITH the hackiest conventions of standup from the 80’s, before she was even born.

On a flight with my fiance and the airline food is terrible. What's the deal?

As an average Joe I can't relate to her jet-set lifestyle... I could relate to her titties, ass, and if she left a little bit of Hitler pubes above her pussy

SHOW US YOUR TITS

Norm

"More of an observation really"

Man she brings up planes a lot.

Unrelated: I want to drink her urine.

God I would tolerate her

Withered uterus

Because shee was trying to protect her own health, not yours, stupid.

Nice Amy sized head on an Esther sized body, stupid

"This lady on the plane had a weak immune system and had to be careful about germs, especially on a plane with recycling air, so I'm gonna be disgusting pig and hopefully kill her."

This is some pretty ableist shit.

Who else but Kelsey?!

cue wacky sitcom theme

Only if she does it while sitting on my face. Now that would be funny.

I hope she gets her tits cut off in a dark alley by Jim.

Too boring to be fake.