All of kelseys jokes are about wacky things that just happened to her on "the plane". They're just a way to brag that shes so successful that shes constantly on flights.
Seriously, look at her twitter. Every 2nd joke is about her on a plane. Cunt.
I know it doesnt seem like it, but you have to get into a womans psyche. She just wants to use the platform to make her girlfriends jealous. Her tweets/jokes are either about her flights (hence busy career) or her fiance.
you are not wrong, but this is the case for all comics
they constantly post nothing show dates to humble brag about constantly doing shows. im talking about ones who have no following and list guest spots for driving comics as gigs
She’s combining two things with these “so this just happened next to me on the flight” posts. The most conventional sort of social media signaling WITH the hackiest conventions of standup from the 80’s, before she was even born.
As an average Joe I can't relate to her jet-set lifestyle... I could relate to her titties, ass, and if she left a little bit of Hitler pubes above her pussy
"This lady on the plane had a weak immune system and had to be careful about germs, especially on a plane with recycling air, so I'm gonna be disgusting pig and hopefully kill her."
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1 SuperToes845 2019-04-03
Pretty girls who tell fart jokes are of lower stock.
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-03
Absolute trash
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
Plus their buttholes smell bad
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-03
I'd like to tie her up with her teeth out like A Serbian Film.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-03
Okay, that does it. That's like the 15th one.
All of kelseys jokes are about wacky things that just happened to her on "the plane". They're just a way to brag that shes so successful that shes constantly on flights.
Seriously, look at her twitter. Every 2nd joke is about her on a plane. Cunt.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-03
That's just a bad comedian. Jim Norton posting pictures of first class is a brag. A fag brag
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-03
I know it doesnt seem like it, but you have to get into a womans psyche. She just wants to use the platform to make her girlfriends jealous. Her tweets/jokes are either about her flights (hence busy career) or her fiance.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-03
you are not wrong, but this is the case for all comics
they constantly post nothing show dates to humble brag about constantly doing shows. im talking about ones who have no following and list guest spots for driving comics as gigs
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
"you have to get into a womans psyche. She just wants to use the platform to make her girlfriends jealous."
/u/ants_ccw_permit , comment?
1 Jungies 2019-04-03
Shhhh.... don't give it away.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-03
that ant sams seed
this person said she dated a white guy
this dudes breaking character and it pisses me off
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
I've actually been Sams_Seed all along. It's a sex thing I'm into. The belly button was CGI!
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-03
get naked
1 chainsofknowledge 2019-04-03
She might not be all that funny, but at least this is an attempt at harmless comedy.
It’s even more frustrating how Jim doesn’t even try.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-03
She’s combining two things with these “so this just happened next to me on the flight” posts. The most conventional sort of social media signaling WITH the hackiest conventions of standup from the 80’s, before she was even born.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-03
On a flight with my fiance and the airline food is terrible. What's the deal?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-04-03
As an average Joe I can't relate to her jet-set lifestyle... I could relate to her titties, ass, and if she left a little bit of Hitler pubes above her pussy
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-03
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-03
Norm
"More of an observation really"
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-04-03
Man she brings up planes a lot.
Unrelated: I want to drink her urine.
1 HappyGilgore 2019-04-03
God I would tolerate her
1 Phkna1 2019-04-03
Withered uterus
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
Because shee was trying to protect her own health, not yours, stupid.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
Nice Amy sized head on an Esther sized body, stupid
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-03
"This lady on the plane had a weak immune system and had to be careful about germs, especially on a plane with recycling air, so I'm gonna be disgusting pig and hopefully kill her."
This is some pretty ableist shit.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-03
Who else but Kelsey?!
cue wacky sitcom theme
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-03
Only if she does it while sitting on my face. Now that would be funny.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-03
I hope she gets her tits cut off in a dark alley by Jim.
1 Peckas1 2019-04-03
Too boring to be fake.