Why doesn’t he just date other worms? They’re hermaphrodites, perfect for him.

His head looks like a depleted white blood cell.

Looks like a dyke after rough chemo treatment

Even that would be a better sight

Acid blood having freak

And if they don't wanna date an old man... Ooohhh dude I BROOD

can't tell if you're joking but to be fair to jimmy, he genuinely does fucking brood man, especially after his alcoholic phase during his late teens.

what fucking girl wouldn't want him? question about kiss or sabbath? he's got you covered. also love the fact he doesn't fully shave his mongo head, you're bald, stupid, get scalped

And he has Rogan to use as an example for that. Fucking closeted faggot has no sense of awareness. How could you be so fucking blind while looking in a mirror at your worthless low-T elderly body? Yeah 25 year old hotties with gym bodies and fake ass titties want an old man who complains about being tired every god damn day. I can't wait until he hangs himself in his ruined character costume.

lol i wish, i don't think he has the self-awareness to do himself in. he legit makes it hard listening to old o&a clips, it's the same patter every fucking time, anthony was at least relatively creative/funny during their "prime", but with norton it's literally the same shit everytime, it's hilarious when cq's on, he just calls him out constantly

Jimmy: “Me and my chick...”

CQ: “‘My chick?’”

i was listening to that last night, might be my favourite show tbh, patrice, cq and at the end otto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF0aOEyDd2w

Reptile

Say what you want about this fruit, but he sure does have a nice set of chompers

With a nice whitening routine, I hear.

Dolphin teeth

When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you

He's wildly overcompensating for the confusion he feels after falling head over heels in love with a giant-dicked he/she. "I will pretend to want a hot young girlfriend...THAT'LL convince everyone I'm not gay!".

Wasn't he saying that way before Princess Thor? The problem there is he expects a 25 year old to sit around his apartment with him and listen to him and Nana talk about movies made before she was born.

Static images don't do justice to the Worm's repulsive countenance. The tourettes-like blinking and his uncontrollable hands add a further layer of disgust to this amorphous blob of nothingness.

This is true, as horrendous as he looks in still images, he's actually far worse on film. He must be absolutely impossible to be around.

Disgusting degenerate

Just about a piece of shit

"Creep"

checks makeup in mirror

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Lon_Chaney_London_After_Midnight_Portrait.jpg

Nice lost cinema reference, stupid.

I like him when better when he grew his hair in ...what a fucking disaster ...he looked like worse if possible

Yeah man she sounds sexy can we get her in, I mean not to do anything just, she's sexy dude

Oof there it is.

Remember how angry he got when that 22 year old R&F intern was disgusted that he was into her? Dude, you're 5'2 and pushing 50. You aren't that funny and what fame you have is your absolute ceiling. It's okay to date women in their 30s. Or "women".

To be fair, I think she was actually 19

So he was so angry that a 19 year old didn't wanna fuck a 40 something failed comic/mollusk hybrid, that he couldn't control it?

You could tell he was hurt.

Jimmy isn't even famous/wealthy enough to get attractive women his own age. Not sure where this entitlement comes from. I'm pretty confident he wasn't crushing it in high school. Could you imagine how Jimmy would do on the dating scene if he worked at Starbucks?

I think Jimmy equates himself with someone like Colin Quinn, who rightfully has a young hot piece of ass on his arm. What Jimmy doesn't realize is the Colin is a genius, an alpha and successful on his own merit. Jim is none of those things.

Suck his cock more you faggot

Colin's?! I wish!

Yeah, it was pathetic, and all the Youtube compilations are titled.

" EPIC JIM NORTON smashes 19 YO intern with LOGIC & FACTS '

Jimmy's sad rants were regarded as macho at the time evidently.

Looks like Marlon Wayans if he a severe case of vitiligo and aids at the same time.

He completely rips off everything about Colin Quinn except the idea of dating and marrying a woman in his own age range.

Jim is a fucking hack that will die alone. FAGGOT.

He took a salad to a young girls place, she was so disgusted she had to order up a Tinder date to get him out of there.

Jim had to rationalize the tinder date as a joke.

I fucking hate Jimmy.

Did he have his teeth carved? It looks like he had them carved so that his k9 teeth have somewhere to sit

i was listening to that last night, might be my favourite show tbh, patrice, cq and at the end otto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF0aOEyDd2w