The only reason professionals attend comic cons is for the money. To have to give your stuff away to people who are more interested in hummus is pathetic. I hope Fatrick had to rent that table like a regular vendor.
He talks about appearing at these things like he's on par with the celebrities there. You're not appearing when you're exhibiting and you're not a speaker when you go up to the open mic comedy or appear with six other people to an unlisted discussion group.
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1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-03
The only reason professionals attend comic cons is for the money. To have to give your stuff away to people who are more interested in hummus is pathetic. I hope Fatrick had to rent that table like a regular vendor.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-04-03
Those authors and stuff usually do have to rent a table out. Depending on the convention and it’s crowd size the table fees can be pretty expensive.
1 dmix 2019-04-03
Conventions aren't charities for reject authors. Of course he paid.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-03
He talks about appearing at these things like he's on par with the celebrities there. You're not appearing when you're exhibiting and you're not a speaker when you go up to the open mic comedy or appear with six other people to an unlisted discussion group.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-03
The real question is how many markers did he bring?
1 ropieandranthory 2019-04-03
Looks more like a pamphlet
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-04-03
"How to own Nazi Children without a Twitter or Facebook account while having to constantly delete your Instagram comments" by Patrick S. Tomlinson
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-03
I've got Sharpie receipts, child
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-04-03
The doubletree in Detroit? Putting up numbahs
1 BlueBash 2019-04-03
I wonder how many sharpies he brought with him
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-03
I believe the standard is one for each book you sell. So, zero.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-03
All the best artists give their work away for free
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-03
Yep. That's how I got my furst edition hardcover of A Farewell to Arms.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-03
Somebody send this to Ant for inspiration. Come grab a copy of Permanently Suspended then find me crushing Budlights in the karaoke bar to sign it!
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-04-03
Giving them away for free after scamming some lonely drunk old lady in a bar to buy one, what a cad
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-04-03
L. Ron Homo
1 LiberalPussy 2019-04-03
Alan D Faggot
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-04-03
Instagram is the only social media I use so I’d hate to get reported...yet I also am having a hard time not trolling him on there...
1 iceNautilus 2019-04-03
Has anyone tried to read his work? I’m assuming it’s terrible, but I’m curious.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-03
/u/UnwarrantedArrogance tried.
I just finished (part of) one of Patrick’s books “Gate Crashers” and this isn’t funny anymore
1 TheElDan 2019-04-03
Also available in the free bin outside your local used bookstore. Limited free copies available in Fatrick’s parents’ garbage can.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-03
How professional..
"Then find me at the bar"
1 drcube2000 2019-04-03
2 comments and 17 likes. This guy is a juggernaut.