Fskoti is definitely Joe or another ballwasher

I got mentioned by name!!! Wooo!!! I'm definitely not Joe. I am not a ballwasher. I'm trying to start a new trend where we all ditch Opie and Anthony altogether and start admiring Joe. The dream is for that to eventually turn Joe against Anthony, but well fuck, now I had ro explain it and it won't work.

nice try Joe

Don't talk to me like that!! I'm 6'1ImeanI am not Joe.

That wasn't Joe.

Yeah it was.

Also he confirmed that Layla is on the school's radar for excessive tardiness. Good job, dad 👏

Imagine a mentally ill whore mother commenting on anyone else's parenting.

Listen, other-possible-Joe-alt, I'm the last person who'd defend the mutated moon-cricket but I don't see her posting vines of her driving recklessly with her precious little future gang-shootings in the car.

Moon Cricket is something I wish was used more often.

That and jigaboo are my personal favorites. "Nigger" is just so lazy, there's so many ones to choose from!

I'm glad white people took back "porch-monkey."

Another golden-oldie.

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"nutty brown bitch" is my fave. I'd still suck her itty bitties and teach her white is right tho.

I don't see her posting vines of her driving recklessly with her precious little future gang-shootings in the car.

Exercise caution.

Carseats, all buckled in nice and tight. Just as white as Joe but 5 times the parent.

Joe is the world's greatest dad for bringing his daughter to school late and only being able to support her off his brother's allowance and the $20 he makes from playing 2U shows

Can't wait for in 15 years when Layla realizes how horrible Joe as a father is. I'm just hoping she has to google her dad's name for a school project or because she's curious what pops up or something and she falls down the rabbit hole

Future coal burner in training.

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Mods change the fucking verbiage on this shit.

Or just kill each other and then yourselves and this bot here will guide us on this board and throughout our lives.

welcome to reddit Brothaman

But we have the commonality of language

How does this retard brag about being late "only 10 times"?

I’m not going to lie, "What Not To Say To The Cute Guy At The Coffee Shop" is a very insightful read

Natalie Brooke Breazeale changed my life.

4 magnets!

Was it "nigger" ?

Women can say literally anything to any man and get them if they're even remotely fuck able. What a stupid article

I would walk the Sahara without water if a girl told me to at this point.

Pat acting uppity to Joe is hilarious. The guy's in serious denial about his situation.

I hate Pat even more now, I didn’t know that was possible.

We are born enemies.

LITERAL NAZI.

"Born enemies." Because we don't like the same politicians. What a dramatic and close minded douche bag. I fucking hate that guy so much.

I WAS HATING THE ALT RIGHT SINCE I WAS BORN

No one asked you faggot

And who the fuck asked you

How can he talk so tough? He has the muscle definition of veal and wears buckles on his shirt. He’s a real crumb bum if ya ask me

Even Fatrick knows how retarded Joe is

He really is like a bizarro world joe.

Joe must've be on a serious bender the last couple days.

Must be doing a lot of drunk driving

Why would this bag of ass ever even acknowledge this place and the people here exist? Oh good, this will surely make things better for him. HAHAHA what a dunce with a capital P!

Today has been like Mega Christmas for this sub. Joe just provided material for a year’s worth of threads.

He really took the fight to us, huh gang?

So he's admitting he has one kid and supports Carol's TWO grandkids with nana's money in response to him lying at the book signing event calling himself an army veteran father of FOUR. He is about a dumb piece of shit.

He’s dumb for sure, but supporting her grandkids with Ant’s money is probably the best use of that money and borderline honorable. He could be blowing it, 10k at a time at the Borgatta,

or on breast implants for a young man.

Bingo

Boy* .. they have to look like a boy for Ant to be interested

I was just referring to 1 + (kinda) 2 = 4.

I know, you make a great point; he’s a blithering imbecile, I was just adding some additional commentary.

We all know those kids won't amount to anything. It's still a fucking waste

He got the girl!

Calling it fake and gay right now. A good fake, but a fake nonetheless.

These folks should ask him to verify on Twitter first, now Joe can say it's fake if shit hits the fan

I don’t care if it’s fake. I will use this as a way to torment Joe Cumia

I was lazy and didn't give any thought to the cunt pretending to be in court for Kuhn's Soundbar Showdown. Ain't making that mistake again; everything in this sub is fake and gay until explicitly proven otherwise.

That fake trial reporting was hilarious and well done.

Layla is going grow up and have so much black sperm dripping out of her snatch, and it's all Joe's fault for being a terrible, no good dad.

You're dooming your daughter to a life of negro cream pies, chlamydia, accidental babies, and opioid addiction.

he tried to be friends with patrick? pretty comical.

brotherman

Haha just found out Joe pies my on one of my alts haha. Thought it was one of you guys

Dude this isn’t real. I’m reading through the thread and it’s funny but there’s no way that’s actually Joe. If he ever admits to this then he should win an award for dumbest person ever but honestly that’s probably not him.

I don't know why some of you find it so surprising that Joe would actually do this. This is a man with zero dignity who has continually humiliated himself publicly. He's also been obsessed with this place for a long time, to the point of bringing it up on TV.

You could tell by the way he was sincerely answering those questions that he thought he could win this place over. He didn't chimp out until somebody used his words against him and then deleted all his responses. That's just too perfect to be someone imitating him.

He honestly would do this shit but at times it strays too far away from authentic Joe. I think it's likely a very good troll.

He also admitted to doing cocaine with his mother (“only once”)

If I believed in a god, I would thank him every day that this retarded gorilla exists.

Thank you, Joe, for being such a perfect moron.

thats not joe you monumental retards

I don’t believe anyone would be stupid enough to do this, but I also don’t believe anyone is creative enough to think of a way to abstractly fuck with someone this hard. I’m gonna go with Joe Cumia being a moron.

The very last thing that needs to be uncovered and sorted out, is all the "giselle" business. That's the fucking Holy Grail of this sub.

Isn't Vos's daughter called Giselle and would have been around the same (under)age as the girl Danny described?

Vos would have probably killed Anthony and definitely wouldn’t have done TACS.

Not if he doesn't know

Patrick S. Tomlinson calling him a mortal enemy is hilarious. It's as if the award winning writer doesn't know the "enemy of my enemy" trope.

Didn’t he say he was starting another podcast? Did he already quit on that project?

If Joe were President he would give ISIS missiles to show them that we have so many of them

props to inthomo if he's a fake, very convincing written bovine style.

If this is not Joe I salute you, you incredible shitposting autist.

At first I thought this was an elaborate April Fool's joke.

I was like "wow, some autist really put in a ton of effort."

He makes "an extremely good living" off his tribute bands; that's why he rides that awful 800cc Harley knock off bike, and is constantly getting ripped off ordering $100 knock of guitar versions of the ones he actually wishes he had.

Thanks, I just knew I'd never get to read it since i missed it the first time around

Best dad in the world, until he storms into the room at 1 am drunk with a tube of lotion.

intlectual

It's convincing at times but no way is this Joe.

I believe it's Joe, but barely.

do we know for sure it's him? some members of this subreddit are autistic enough to do that good of an impression

The Pissening: O&A Edition

Icymi. It's not really Joe. Just some faggot with way too much time on their hands.

Imagine a mentally ill whore mother commenting on anyone else's parenting.

Joe is the world's greatest dad for bringing his daughter to school late and only being able to support her off his brother's allowance and the $20 he makes from playing 2U shows

Can't wait for in 15 years when Layla realizes how horrible Joe as a father is. I'm just hoping she has to google her dad's name for a school project or because she's curious what pops up or something and she falls down the rabbit hole

Future coal burner in training.

Vos would have probably killed Anthony and definitely wouldn’t have done TACS.

How does this retard brag about being late "only 10 times"?

I WAS HATING THE ALT RIGHT SINCE I WAS BORN