Reddit, huh? Uhhh, nah. I'm more a sit-down, spoken-word kinda guy. Uh, hah, yeah... I was making fun of former shock jock's older brothers before you were an itch in your daddy's pants. I, uh, draw the line when they're mentally handicapped though. That's uhhh, a shortbus I won't ride.
53 2019-04-03 by GorramTimebomb
14 comments
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-04-03
I don't necessarily condoooone ipads for children but I can see the value in offering them one. Now, leeching off your family? That's a cheque I won't cash.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-03
“That’s a welfare check written that I won’t cash.”
1 Skyfryer 2019-04-03
A man who’s not afraid to be type cast as a white suprematist.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-03
Acting racist in a movie, brother? It is indeed a possibilty. But actually being racist? Thats a coon i will not hunt.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-04-03
'Sure I have a watch from 1995, What are you Jews gonna do about it'
eh, I need to work on my Rollins voice
1 Johnny_Analbeads 2019-04-03
I suck black penises all day, but never white ones because they belong to privileged white guys. That's a batch I won't swallow.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-03
I'm more of a hebephile than a pedophile. You see, the difference is hebephilia is with pubescent girls aged 12-15 whereas pedophilia is with pre-pubescent childrengirls aged 4-11. If she can't get a period than that's a tampon I wont bleed on
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-03
you guys make me laugh, NOT! heh, this sub is full of faggots- not that there is anything wrong with being homosexual, that's just a show i ain't attending.
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2019-04-03
Transphobia? Now that’s one class I’m not going to enrol in.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-03
Drinking? HAH, for squares I say daddy-o. I get my rocks off living with ancient tribes and learning their ways so I can better understand the minorities.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-03
Hey, this is Henry Rollins. I was in a band in the 80s that everyone says they like, but nobody actually listened to. I'm a vegan, man - can you handle this? Brace yourself, 'cause I'm about to beat you down with my Basic Bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity.
1 CuntyDracula 2019-04-03
“That’s one hockey helmet that I just cannot wear 24/7!”
1 choccole 2019-04-03
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1 XenusWingman 2019-04-03
I remember him talking about quitting music on O & A. He said "I called my manager and said Sit Down, okay, I'm done with music.". The manager was probably was probably thinking who gives a shit your last album sold 4,356 copies. Then he asked him if he wanted to play a former Naval scrub being questioned about a murder on NCIS.