I'm starting a training program for aspiring female posters where they have to strip down to their underwear and stand in front of a panel of people critiquing everything that's wrong with them several times a day over the course of years. Thin them down and build character.
Bitch did I get the right answer written down on that paper or not? Fuck outta here, asking how I got the answer. I'll text you how I didn't get it: learning from your teachings.
24 comments
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-03
I'm sure there are dumpster divers in this subreddit.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-03
Do (or at least understand) the bit.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-03
2013 Nooks are timeless though.
1 FootballWatchingDope 2019-04-03
something something 13 year old nook
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-03
you act like he couldn’t drop 200 a year on his filthy vice back then
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-04-03
What would it have taken to successfully groom you when you were a minor, Ms. Seed?
1 asseating_buttlicker 2019-04-03
fiddy cent
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-03
Oh I was plucked out of high school by a modeling scout and got to travel the world and take my clothes off for international pervs. That's how done.
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-04-03
You are truly a woman of culture and class.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-03
I'm starting a training program for aspiring female posters where they have to strip down to their underwear and stand in front of a panel of people critiquing everything that's wrong with them several times a day over the course of years. Thin them down and build character.
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-04-03
Looks like someone is gunning for an NAACP Image Award.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
Poke fun if you will but she looked finer than a mug in that picture where she had a trenchcoat on
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-03
Can I apply to be a judge?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
I don't know. Can you barge into dressing rooms full of perfect looking nude 16 year old models and only grab them by their pussies?
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-04-03
"this one clearly steals...next!"
1 quasi100 2019-04-03
red lobster gift card
1 jsnoots 2019-04-03
Sizzler would suffice.
1 Jean_Luc_Phuktard 2019-04-03
Chuck E. Cheese anyone?
1 Godhand5150 2019-04-03
man that means the one he bought self cutting girl is done, too bad
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-04-03
Yeah, but four years from now they'll be too old for him also. He did the math about right, for his purposes.
1 MattyDrumm 2019-04-03
4 years from now, the current girls Ant is infatuated with will be obsolete to him (over 17 years old)
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-03
Thanks for showing your work.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
Man that would piss me off.
Bitch did I get the right answer written down on that paper or not? Fuck outta here, asking how I got the answer. I'll text you how I didn't get it: learning from your teachings.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-03
And the girls he gives them to still won't be of age to root and boot.