That tag line on the cover is what Pat hopes will be on a movie someday

I kind of admire his hustle, as opposed to working on writing “good books” he writes woke high budget sci-fi shit he thinks will be good for the screen without any risk of making a failed movie script

no doubt he m trying to sell the movie rights off to this shit actively, i would not doubt that being his entire business model

but in this day and age I wouldnt be surprised to see dumb dumb’s book adapted to a sci fi series on some low budget streaming platform that focuses on gay sci fi

I should jot down some shit-tier novel and get a Netflix series deal, this working for the MAAAAAN is getting old.

Why wouldn't you be able to see someone screw-up in space?

It's dark and shit.

because its a play on “no one can hear you scream” someone made with no understanding of what it means

don’t you get it child?

don’t you get it child?

Thanks for the clarification. I've determined this author is a fat asshole

His friend has an ugly hand

Probably both ugly.

I don't buy it. I'm sure I've seen a photo of a comic book convention where there's literally boxes of that book that they're giving away for free.

It wouldn't surprise me if he puts them in book stores and libraries himself. Useless fat pig.

fawk yeah, thats clevah umah

In space, no one can hear you when you're raping another child.