Cum on me if you want to live.

244  2019-04-03 by Jim-sucks-shit

72 comments

Hasta la vista, child

What a badass faggot.

"just don't rape any children, ok?"

"why?"

"I'll be backdoor"

I’ll be black.

blacked*

Got a niggas ribs hurtin taday

What kind of grown man buys that fucking coat??? He reminds me of all the nerds in high school the week after The Matrix came out

He had to add industrial clasps because regular zippers and buttons can’t contain his blubber.

Those are his leathers man, every bad ass biker has a set

He wears it on his Indian motorbike to piss off all the boomer Harley riders

Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you

he has two jackets with clasps? wtf

The implied exposure of his bosom let's other bi men know that he is wet back there and ready to "breed shit babies" as he calls it

Eww.

His second chin sticks out more than his first poor fag

Fatrick is part of the trench coat mafia. He always did give off a school shooter vibe to me.

Well apparently it's the type of person that likes to rape and murder young children. Or so I keep hearing lately.

Far bit it from me to deny a man their due process, but in these cases where there's smoke, there's fire.

You mean the columbine shooters

Is that an homage to the Trenchcoat Mafia? Why does he encourage school shootings especially in this day and age?

The only thing he loves more than a dead kid is one he's about to rape.

Laurence Fishsticks

Terminator 2: Fudge Mint Day

Sperminator 2: Judgment, Gay

Cum on Child!

Somedays, I would just brood

Ooooh child you looking fleek af! Goddamn Mama Tomlinson, you never fail to impress the masses, The HBIC has got her groove back!

-Patrick's inner monologue

The Sperminator 2: Fudgement Gay.

Come with me if you want to get sucked

Termin ate a really large amount of food!

boo.

MFW my Facebook ban is about to be terminated.

I know now why you cry, but it does not mean I will pull out.

The Tomlinator wants to travel back in time (to last night) to relive his boyfriend making him eat his stinky balls and asshole.

Most of his pics are from the top down the same way fat girls take pics.

Your foster parents are dead, child.

Holding his camera a foot above his head to hide his flabby double chin. We all know youre a fat slob Patrick no need to hide it.

Opie, to his credit, was the first one I heard use the phrase “MySpace voodoo” and it’s apt here. Patrick is like a fat girl from 1997.

Men with soft, pudgy baby faces can’t pull off the badass look. Makes the soft, pudgy baby face stick out like a sore thumb.

After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up on stage in Seattle telling hack political takes to a crowd of tranny furries. You take the red pill—you stay on the Deepweb, and I show you how deep the little boy's hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is child pornography

Rudimentary step, poor paint work, cheap siding, open entrance, hundred year old floor- Mr 100k lives in an apartment

I hate beta nerds that dress hard. I hate the words beta and nerd but I don't know how else to describe it. Whoa, leather jacket and black painted nails, you totally don't look like a faggot anymore bro.

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I know now why you cry. Online terrorist harassment.

Well we know it's not a straightjacket

Doesn’t the leather biker jacket promote toxic masculinity? 🚓🚨🚔

Imagine the labyrinthine timeline you would have to explain to a 2010 OnA fan to show him how a black lady punching Ant lead to the sub now feuding with a smarmy sci-fi writer.

I've been here since just before ant got fired and even I don't understand it.

He clearly implied someone who doesn’t know anything past 2010, child.

Gargled Quarts O'Nigger...cummmm

The Sperminator

Legitimate question here.... what is wrong with this guy? Who acts like this? What grown man would post and say the things he does? It’s fucking weird and creepy.

An autistic trying to be tough.

Come with me if you want to fuck children

It takes a special kind of faggot to take selfies. Holy shit

He takes pictures like fat chicks on dating sites do

You see more straight looking guys at the Blue Oyster Bar.

Gay Bam Margera

So Jesse margera

Patrick went into a biker bar and said "give me your clothes, your boots, and the keys to your motorcycle" and they said "no" and he left in tears after this close encounter with hateful trumptards.

Always with the girly ass "totally not hiding my chins" high angles, yet he claims he's not fat. He'd be better off dead.

The Matrix Retarded.

He looks like a gay version of grumpy cat

"Fuck my asshole."

Nice Section 8 housing, Terminator

this faggit has to be using a selfie stick. no man would ever use one

Van Helsing lives

Is this the Fat Opie I’ve heard so much about? Looks just like Opie, but much much fatter?

The limeys call them 'Benders'

Fatrick would simply suck off every member of the resistance like 3 times over, drain all their balls and energy and they they would all die when the machines came to fight because fag Patrick sucked everyones dicks to exhaustion

Opie, to his credit, was the first one I heard use the phrase “MySpace voodoo” and it’s apt here. Patrick is like a fat girl from 1997.

Eww.