After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up on stage in Seattle telling hack political takes to a crowd of tranny furries. You take the red pill—you stay on the Deepweb, and I show you how deep the little boy's hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is child pornography
I hate beta nerds that dress hard. I hate the words beta and nerd but I don't know how else to describe it. Whoa, leather jacket and black painted nails, you totally don't look like a faggot anymore bro.
Imagine the labyrinthine timeline you would have to explain to a 2010 OnA fan to show him how a black lady punching Ant lead to the sub now feuding with a smarmy sci-fi writer.
Legitimate question here.... what is wrong with this guy? Who acts like this? What grown man would post and say the things he does? It’s fucking weird and creepy.
Patrick went into a biker bar and said "give me your clothes, your boots, and the keys to your motorcycle" and they said "no" and he left in tears after this close encounter with hateful trumptards.
Fatrick would simply suck off every member of the resistance like 3 times over, drain all their balls and energy and they they would all die when the machines came to fight because fag Patrick sucked everyones dicks to exhaustion
72 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-03
Hasta la vista, child
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-04-03
What a badass faggot.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-04-03
"just don't rape any children, ok?"
"why?"
1 crookedmile 2019-04-03
"I'll be backdoor"
1 Good2Go5280 2019-04-03
I’ll be black.
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-03
blacked*
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-03
Got a niggas ribs hurtin taday
1 dear_oderus_urungus 2019-04-03
What kind of grown man buys that fucking coat??? He reminds me of all the nerds in high school the week after The Matrix came out
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-03
He had to add industrial clasps because regular zippers and buttons can’t contain his blubber.
1 peckaface 2019-04-03
Those are his leathers man, every bad ass biker has a set
1 smallDick-Mailman 2019-04-03
He wears it on his Indian motorbike to piss off all the boomer Harley riders
1 notasodomite 2019-04-03
Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-03
This kind.
1 dmix 2019-04-03
he has two jackets with clasps? wtf
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-03
The implied exposure of his bosom let's other bi men know that he is wet back there and ready to "breed shit babies" as he calls it
1 kingship75 2019-04-03
Eww.
1 fbrsbf 2019-04-03
His second chin sticks out more than his first poor fag
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-03
Fatrick is part of the trench coat mafia. He always did give off a school shooter vibe to me.
1 Killgore 2019-04-03
Well apparently it's the type of person that likes to rape and murder young children. Or so I keep hearing lately.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-04-03
Far bit it from me to deny a man their due process, but in these cases where there's smoke, there's fire.
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-04-03
You mean the columbine shooters
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-03
Is that an homage to the Trenchcoat Mafia? Why does he encourage school shootings especially in this day and age?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-03
The only thing he loves more than a dead kid is one he's about to rape.
1 1073WAAF 2019-04-03
Laurence Fishsticks
1 1073WAAF 2019-04-03
Terminator 2: Fudge Mint Day
1 nikolam 2019-04-03
Sperminator 2: Judgment, Gay
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-03
Cum on Child!
1 Haunter94 2019-04-03
Somedays, I would just brood
1 SyphilisVI 2019-04-03
Ooooh child you looking fleek af! Goddamn Mama Tomlinson, you never fail to impress the masses, The HBIC has got her groove back!
-Patrick's inner monologue
1 Gabe-Asher 2019-04-03
The Sperminator 2: Fudgement Gay.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-03
Come with me if you want to get sucked
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-03
Termin ate a really large amount of food!
boo.
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-04-03
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-03
MFW my Facebook ban is about to be terminated.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-03
I know now why you cry, but it does not mean I will pull out.
1 DondaDog 2019-04-03
The Tomlinator wants to travel back in time (to last night) to relive his boyfriend making him eat his stinky balls and asshole.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-03
Most of his pics are from the top down the same way fat girls take pics.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-03
Your foster parents are dead, child.
1 aNOOBis_ 2019-04-03
Holding his camera a foot above his head to hide his flabby double chin. We all know youre a fat slob Patrick no need to hide it.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-03
Opie, to his credit, was the first one I heard use the phrase “MySpace voodoo” and it’s apt here. Patrick is like a fat girl from 1997.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-03
Men with soft, pudgy baby faces can’t pull off the badass look. Makes the soft, pudgy baby face stick out like a sore thumb.
1 Nicklegermaniumerb 2019-04-03
After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up on stage in Seattle telling hack political takes to a crowd of tranny furries. You take the red pill—you stay on the Deepweb, and I show you how deep the little boy's hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is child pornography
1 titsucks 2019-04-03
Rudimentary step, poor paint work, cheap siding, open entrance, hundred year old floor- Mr 100k lives in an apartment
1 AOTV88 2019-04-03
I hate beta nerds that dress hard. I hate the words beta and nerd but I don't know how else to describe it. Whoa, leather jacket and black painted nails, you totally don't look like a faggot anymore bro.
1 [deleted] 2019-04-03
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1 Magicmetalknight 2019-04-03
I know now why you cry. Online terrorist harassment.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-03
Well we know it's not a straightjacket
1 BigDaddySweetCheex 2019-04-03
Doesn’t the leather biker jacket promote toxic masculinity? 🚓🚨🚔
1 itsdeegan 2019-04-03
Imagine the labyrinthine timeline you would have to explain to a 2010 OnA fan to show him how a black lady punching Ant lead to the sub now feuding with a smarmy sci-fi writer.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-03
I've been here since just before ant got fired and even I don't understand it.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-03
He clearly implied someone who doesn’t know anything past 2010, child.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-03
Gargled Quarts O'Nigger...cummmm
1 lowend73 2019-04-03
The Sperminator
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-04-03
Legitimate question here.... what is wrong with this guy? Who acts like this? What grown man would post and say the things he does? It’s fucking weird and creepy.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-03
An autistic trying to be tough.
1 Dickhead89 2019-04-03
Come with me if you want to fuck children
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-03
It takes a special kind of faggot to take selfies. Holy shit
1 DeathChron 2019-04-03
He takes pictures like fat chicks on dating sites do
1 Anuskasvo 2019-04-03
You see more straight looking guys at the Blue Oyster Bar.
1 timmcdsa 2019-04-03
Gay Bam Margera
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-03
So Jesse margera
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-03
Patrick went into a biker bar and said "give me your clothes, your boots, and the keys to your motorcycle" and they said "no" and he left in tears after this close encounter with hateful trumptards.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-04-03
Always with the girly ass "totally not hiding my chins" high angles, yet he claims he's not fat. He'd be better off dead.
1 DickSlit 2019-04-03
The Matrix Retarded.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-03
He looks like a gay version of grumpy cat
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-04-03
"Fuck my asshole."
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-03
Nice Section 8 housing, Terminator
1 babysealclubber1 2019-04-03
this faggit has to be using a selfie stick. no man would ever use one
1 DainBramaged1775 2019-04-03
Van Helsing lives
1 necfu 2019-04-03
Is this the Fat Opie I’ve heard so much about? Looks just like Opie, but much much fatter?
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-04-03
The limeys call them 'Benders'
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-03
Fatrick would simply suck off every member of the resistance like 3 times over, drain all their balls and energy and they they would all die when the machines came to fight because fag Patrick sucked everyones dicks to exhaustion
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-03
Opie, to his credit, was the first one I heard use the phrase “MySpace voodoo” and it’s apt here. Patrick is like a fat girl from 1997.
1 kingship75 2019-04-03
Eww.