"If you value your life you will hold this up and smile, child."

16  2019-04-03 by donkeybongers

9 comments

I bet he says that after blowing a 1st grader

This asshole brings his own self published book to a bar and has some strange fatso hold it up for a picture? He really could not be that awful.

It’s a Milwaukee bar on a weekday in the early afternoon, they’re all awful.

“Another woman I cornered in a bar and forcefully pitched my book. She bought one to get me to leave her alone.”

you know his messy trunk is filled with copies of his unsold books. this beast prolly got her tab paid off just to take a copy. i guarantee this drunk asshole signed her copy right before he handed it to her and wrote some deep yet incredibley unfunny antidote which she will never read. some other role playing faggit sci fi nerd will notice its signed as he throws it in the trash at half price books after this monster sells it for 7 cents.

"Let the stars be the backdrop for your dreams." Patrick F. Tomlinson

It's a good thing his trunk is stuffed with unsold books. It means that Milwaukee-area Cub Scouts won't go randomly missing.

They’re not your customers, stupid, they’re fucking bar patrons. He should be thrown out for this shit.

Imagine sitting at a bar in Wisconsin drinking the pain away and this fuck lumbers over hard-selling his book. Is there any appropriate response besides immediate self immolation?