Oh honey, his face isn't fat, it's padded from beer and brat consumption. It's a tried and tested method to protect against Milwaukee's famous winters, child.
"I took my mentally-handicapped big brother with me when I was shopping around for motorcycles, I think he looks good on a bike, what do you think, Reddit?"
This pic makes his position of not being fat indefensible. Look how much healthier he actually looks here. His sociopathic liberalism is destroying his mental and physical health. And the show couldn't be more hilarious.
If you're a grown man and you take a photo sitting on a bike that's not yours, you're definitely fantasizing about "being the girl". ALSO of all the bikes you're going to choose, it's a fucking Triumph tinker toy? What a fucking basket of fruit this fairy is. Where's his tutu?
26 comments
1 WorkofShart 2019-04-03
Fat children?
1 evil-nick 2019-04-03
he wouldnt make it into second gear
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-04-03
Yeah! Because he's to busy dealing with nazis!
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-04-03
It’s hard to accelerate with two flat tires. Also hard when your nowhere near the bike because you’re diddling kids.
1 Godhand5150 2019-04-03
Probably is any gay would look at him and think " I can do better".
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-03
There's almost always a helmet on his face too.
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-03
Why in the blue fuck is he always blurry?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-03
To protect direct onlookers
1 McGowan9 2019-04-03
His moon face lacks definition or contours.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-03
How does he have such a fat face compared with a fairly normal body?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-03
Oh honey, his face isn't fat, it's padded from beer and brat consumption. It's a tried and tested method to protect against Milwaukee's famous winters, child.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-03
"I took my mentally-handicapped big brother with me when I was shopping around for motorcycles, I think he looks good on a bike, what do you think, Reddit?"
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-03
I beg of someone NOT to do this
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-03
Nobody look through my post history
1 1073WAAF 2019-04-03
I don’t think you’re supposed to use those pipes as a footrest.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-03
Writin’ through this world All alone Ex takes your soul Kid’s not your own
CHILD, IM STRAIGHT
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-03
This pic makes his position of not being fat indefensible. Look how much healthier he actually looks here. His sociopathic liberalism is destroying his mental and physical health. And the show couldn't be more hilarious.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-04-03
Pretty sure Americans in both sides of the political spectrum at fat as fuck.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-04-03
A true rebel. That sign says "please do not sit on motorcycle."
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-04-03
Nice thumb head, stupid.
1 DondaDog 2019-04-03
If you're a grown man and you take a photo sitting on a bike that's not yours, you're definitely fantasizing about "being the girl". ALSO of all the bikes you're going to choose, it's a fucking Triumph tinker toy? What a fucking basket of fruit this fairy is. Where's his tutu?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-03
He even likes shitty jap scrap motorcycles. He really is Bizarro Joe
1 UnfortunateMishap 2019-04-03
British, child.
1 Frequent2001 2019-04-03
he should drive this thing as fast as he can into incoming traffic
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-03
It's only a matter of time until that fat head is mush under a tractor trailer tire.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-03
Imagine being over the age of 14 and wanting to have your picture taken on that thing