Imagine going to a bar only to hear this shitty guitar playing

12  2019-04-03 by Butt_Fuck_Champion

10 comments

I have to sometimes remove myself from open mic nights like Trintellix removes Bam's Seed. Otherwise I drink 3 Newcastles and start viciously heckling.

I actually used to like to play the the guitar but Joe just ruined it for me.

Multi-effects pedal. DIGITECH multi-effects pedal.

Good lord he's really fat. I thought he was losing weight not getting ready for a 6 month hibernation

I'm not a musician, I'm not a critical, there were a couple notes he hit that made my ears bleed, but for the most part it sounded better than half the shit on the radio to me.

But the disgusting meat aprons hanging off of him really worry me. Joe may tower over the world at a startling 6'1", but he does not have a large frame, and his body is desperately struggling to remain upright as he's pulled down by a set of hefty beefers and a sloppy gut.

Older guys with that "biker" mentality attach their ideas of toughness and strength to how much they weigh and think they're not manly if they don't weigh at least 220 lbs. It's a twisted version of bigorexia.

I'm not disgusted with Joe as a person (as far as his weight, I still don't approve of his behavior in regards to paying children to spit in his mouth), I can even sympathize with him because I was obese for a few years.

He needs to take an honest look in the mirror and face the levels of abuse he has done to his body. His brother had a heart attack in his 40s, his dad died in his 60s of a heart condition. It's sad to see an old man with a complete lack of awareness of his own health and physical wellbeing.

The reason he is so shitty and angry and unaware is because his body is so sick and unhealthy. It has an effect on your brain, your hormone levels, and it controls your life.

Get help Joe.

He’s not very good

Nothing quite like not deviating from a pentatonic scale. The sign of a quality musician.

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decent knowledge of the pentatonic scale..wow...the scales with only 5 notes.. most guitarist are embarrassed about their pentatonic scale phase . not joe tho. cause he uses heavy gauge strings. heavy handed stuff