The Opster made another funny

311  2019-04-03 by pashow84

67 comments

catty

they're flirting.

Keith is probably staring at his phone right now trying to decide if he should call and extend the invite one more time.

Does Keith even have his number? I thought he only knew how to invite guests by tagging them in tweets that aren’t about them.

Stop.. Stop.... He's already deaaaad

Got eem

Yeah, good for both of them. I see nothing wrong with this. Especially on Opie’s end.

Except fuck Anthony though. Criminal nigger rapist

Well that much is implied

What does Opie have to lose by exposing Nanas dark secrets?

His own bring exposed. I always go back to the worm saying something along the lines of "there is stuff I'm glad neither of you have brought up about each other." Which leads me to believe opster has at least one fuckin doozy we have no idea about.

He doesn't. The worm is bullshitting him, it's why he hasn't said shit as The Destroyer walks all over him.

I think all 3 of them have some fucked up shared secret that would end it all but I could be wrong.

that would end it all

It isn't over yet? How low can they sink?

as low as hosting a podcast on a podcast network and creating a mutil million dollars media empire

Vanilla Gregg doesn't have shit. That's why he can go as hard as he wants.

He's boring and has no police record.

You have an odd idea of not being boring

It might have died with Ralphie May.

Bullshit. At best Opie murdered a hobo. He’s not a fuckin pedophile rapist.

Allegedly

ME: Nice try with the hate tho

What does Opie have to lose by exposing Nanas dark secrets?

Protecting the identities of Cumios victims.

Heroic Hughes protects the innocent

He is a brothaman to us all.

Opening himself up to legal liability if he can't have his story credibly corroborated.

“Your, Honor, Anthony is a child groomer. May I show you this in-depth Reddit post and some NON-manipulated photos on a site called Imgur? I can? Then I call Snowy, from Michigan, to the stand. Snowwwwwwyyyyy!”

maybe he did expose some of it on his podcast, who knows, its not like anyone is actually listening to this shit.

Fair point.

That sweet audible kickback from their catalog online?

He'd have to reveal how long he knew which would make him look bad. Like when he told the story about Anthony dry humping the topless girl on the WAAF bus, he says "she was maybe 17" which really made it sound like he thought she was younger. And that incident was in 1996 or 1997.

Opie fuckin shooting the lights out once again. Nothing but bangers from the absolute ledge

Absolute murkage from the chosen one

Yeah probably gonna start calling each other again.

Oh you naive child, are they still breathing? Are their families still talking to them? So very much farther. It's a deep hole.

Opie wouldn’t pick up a stranded teen as he has no time for dengenracy.

Nice

Opie is legitimately getting funnier. Nothing makes sense anymore

Opester's comeback on this sub bring a tear to my eye. It's a reminder; no matter how hopeless the situation has become, no matter how every bridge around you burning.. There's always another day. God Bless you and God Bless Gregg.

Nah, fuck Opie.

Did you get too big for the show?

Opie is an unfunny whiny bitch. How can you retards forget that?

Opester's comeback on this sub bring a tear to my eye

A true fags to riches story

It goes to show you that both Anthony and Jim could be loved again if they would just stop being pricks and make us laugh. Just be likable.

Opie has kept his nose out of the shit for the past year, worked on his own stupid little project, and he is getting a lot of respect from us.

I know. And it's not even debatable - Opie is funnier on fucking twitter than either of the 2 cockfucks have been on their own stupid shows.

Opie is not funny on the spot. But when he has time to process something it isn't always terrible. I think he would be a much better roaster than Anthony, who can't prepare material but is funny in conversation. Total opposites

The Opesters always been known for his great comedic genius

Opie being a totally socially unaware asshole has always been great. Stomping the bs cake, breaking Sandy's guitar, the throwing the poker chips and pissing on Brocabulary are some of my favorites.

Fuck I forgot about the poker chips holy shit

It's like when Scott Shannon was freed from Todd. He started speaking coherently again and happily moved on while Petengail floundered without him. Just took Opie a couple extra years to scrub the Cumia and Norton stink off of himself.

Few things bring me more joy than tuning in at the same time and same great radio station to hear America's Greatest Hits with Scott "Coke Can Dick" Shannon every Sunday morning.

This is like dunking with a ladder but Keith/Anthony will still beg opie to buy them out

Damn good joke.

Brothermen don't die, they multiply!

Chitty chitty bang bang nothin but a Gregg thang

No way is Opie writing his own funny tweets this consistently.

Remember how he was always “crafting a tweet” and could never put it together?

Consider yourself destroyed

the opester trying to bury his wanted poster with shitty jokes

youre not fooling anyone rollerblade rapist..your days are numbered. reminder: gregg hughes is a coprophilic

I bet you have cerebral palsy or some shit

Without a doubt this guy shits in a bag, and needs to be on some breathing machine.

I wonder who is writing for him, that’s funnier than anything he ever said on the radio. There’s no way it’s his own. Just like his kids.

That's false accusations partner

Boooooooooooo

Holy shit that was legit funny.

Opie has retarded genius

Doing this since im 18 brothaman fawk yea Westwood one

Opie's podcast hasn't been too bad over the last 20 or so episodes, and he is actually being funny?

What the hell is happening?

Get that out of the crib bars Paul

Chitty chitty bang bang nothin but a Gregg thang