Dude you're fucking amazing. Not only is your art fantastic, but your concepts are the funniest shit I've ever seen on this board. You are a part of our pantheon of deities along with Colin, Norm, Beige and Porsalin for giving me the faggy giggles in my opinion.
I resisted her charms until that picture of her in a hoodie with no pants, but with skate shoes on, standing around on a carpet she should clearly have been vacuuming. That's kind of my fetish.
Yeah. What would be really hilarious too would be if he drew it to look like she really wasn't enjoying it - tears, running mascara etc. That would be a hoot and not perversely erotic in any way.
Norton is that guy who goes to work and then plays it up for sympathy. I heard yesterday and 30 minutes from today and he leaves to puke, but doesn't. Keeps saying "Sorry I'm not funny this week, guys." with a fake gravely "I'm sick" voice. You know when you intentionally don't clear your throat to buy a little extra sympathy and everyone can hear you're not sick anymore... What a fucking simple faggot.
44 comments
1 kencat100 2019-04-03
Excuse me for taking liberties with her tits.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-04-03
I don’t feel like you really did.
Looks like she has some heavy hangers.
1 quasi100 2019-04-03
Hilarious and wacky https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbiOWFFbOy/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1jg5g1jaslxj7
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-03
Should send it to her as fan art
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-03
We need one of her riding reverse cowgirl. Figure out the context just have her tits bouncing.
1 porcupine_27 2019-04-03
Someone should tribute it
1 DryTeeth 2019-04-03
I like the torpedo tits approach
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-03
Dude you're fucking amazing. Not only is your art fantastic, but your concepts are the funniest shit I've ever seen on this board. You are a part of our pantheon of deities along with Colin, Norm, Beige and Porsalin for giving me the faggy giggles in my opinion.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-03
She looks delicious
1 Opprobriousness 2019-04-03
Some of these are too good. I feel like I need a shower.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-03
The madman actually did it. Pretend I'm a reddit faggot (as opposed to a regular faggot) and I just gave you gold.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
You don't have the same bitter hatred in your heart for these two as you do for Sam, and frankly, it shows.
Nevertheless, 5 out of 5 stars
1 kencat100 2019-04-03
On the button with that--I mean, Norton is detestable but I do find Roberts more so. I'll work on it.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
You're already earning your keep, don't you worry your pretty little head over it.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-04-03
That's right, pal. You just keep producing the art and let us worry about the segmenting, targeting, and marketing!
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-03
Tfw Kelsey Cook will never drape you in her gigantic tits
Tfw no Kelsey Cook mommy to look after you
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
I resisted her charms until that picture of her in a hoodie with no pants, but with skate shoes on, standing around on a carpet she should clearly have been vacuuming. That's kind of my fetish.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-03
What programs do you use to create these gems?
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-04-03
Narcotics anonymous.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
So so so so so so just because he ingests narcotics without telling anybody his name, that makes him an anonymous narcotics abuser?
1 StuntPeckah 2019-04-03
No, it's his words. I've seen the tweets.
1 quasi100 2019-04-03
You cant mention that program by name. It's supposed to be anonymous you fucking scuuuumbag. You really motherfucked everyone in recovery.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-04-03
Her face in this is legitimately beautiful art
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-04-03
I want to jizz on her nose.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-04-03
Don't be crass.
1 erotictangerines 2019-04-03
Yea first thing I noticed was how good he was at drawing an attractive female face.
1 Johnny_Analbeads 2019-04-03
This is arousing and disgusting at the same time
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-04-03
God damn that was fast. I love you.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
I never knew you felt that way.
Unfortunately, I have to turn you down
You see.... I'm already desperately in love with Johnny 5 from Short Circuit 1 and 2
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-03
She's a riot.
1 Hxcgrapes 2019-04-03
Christina Applegate beefers
1 Godhand5150 2019-04-03
Now get to work on that Esther Ku getting dp'd chop chop. Great job btw.
1 212_Van_Dyke_Street 2019-04-03
in any other sub that would be taken as a quick joke.
pretty strong chance of some follow up here though.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-03
Yeah. What would be really hilarious too would be if he drew it to look like she really wasn't enjoying it - tears, running mascara etc. That would be a hoot and not perversely erotic in any way.
1 Godhand5150 2019-04-03
I'd never stop jer... Laughing that would be just great by me.
1 Nah_Ming 2019-04-03
You should draw porn. A+
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-03
Yes, more Jim work please.
1 TangerineReam 2019-04-03
This don't mean nothin', if its not tweeted at both Jim and Kelsey CONSTANTLY.
1 kingship75 2019-04-03
This is fucking terrifying.
10/10
Would recommend.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-04-03
Ah, I see you modeled this on Christina Applegate's "before" photo.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-04-03
I always loved when this segment would come on Animaniacs!
"What do you want to do tonight, Worm?"
"The same thing we do every night, Kelsey...Try to motherfuck the world!"
They're Kelsey and The Worm!
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-03
You got a similar drawing style as those old [European dirty comics.](www.ekladata.com/AxI4X1I4ivHglW3vB43Y5FwXbaM.jpg)
Fawkin great.
1 SpergLord5000 2019-04-03
I honestly almost got hard.
1 DondaDog 2019-04-03
Norton is that guy who goes to work and then plays it up for sympathy. I heard yesterday and 30 minutes from today and he leaves to puke, but doesn't. Keeps saying "Sorry I'm not funny this week, guys." with a fake gravely "I'm sick" voice. You know when you intentionally don't clear your throat to buy a little extra sympathy and everyone can hear you're not sick anymore... What a fucking simple faggot.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-03
You're already earning your keep, don't you worry your pretty little head over it.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-04-03
That's right, pal. You just keep producing the art and let us worry about the segmenting, targeting, and marketing!