Baby boy said he had to leave the room & call his sponsor or some shit because he saw a pot brownie & decided he could use it to histrionically draw attention to his tortured personality like some faggot college girl.
Can't be in the room with a pot brownie without calling a sponsor but is in a club full if people drinking every night of the week with no problem. Fake addict fag alert!
Dear God,
My spiritual awakening continues to unfold.
The help I have received I shall pass on & give to others,
both in & out of the Fellowship.
For this opportunity I am grateful.
I pray most humbly to continue walking
day by day on the road of spiritual progress.
I pray for the inner strength & wisdom to practice
the principles of this way of life in all I do & say.
I need You, my friends & the program every hour of every day.
This is a better way to live.
Panera doesn't start making breakfast until after 11am so I'm not sure I could help. I could ask my boss if we could maybe open breakfast earlier for one day but knowing him, he will just look at me with that "Haunter are you really that dumb? 😅" look he always gives me. Especially when I tell him I can't use Dream Eater until they are asleep, that didn't make him very happy with me.
Legit murderous flashback to a Brit I used to know whose idea of comedy was bringing everything back to "Pritt stick." I have to call my sponsor.
"Ah what an unfortunate girl, such a pretty face but so terribly fat. I'll bring 'er home still—and glue my PJ Harvey poster on her with a Pritt stick!"
(He had that life-size poster of PJ Harvey in black underwear that was the cool '90s guy version of the Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster.)
Which is amazing with all the booze that was consumed around him for years in that shoe box, when the dude supposed to be a drunk. Wasn't he there when Guy was spraying vodka in Sam's mouth?
"No matter which Artie I hear....angry Art, bitter Art, funny Art, unfunny Art, I always see the generous, giving, and truly kind heart he has. I will never stop hoping he will get better."
I saw a bum shooting heroin on the street one time..man he really mother fucked me by doing that. I almost ran to the corner store and bought a 12 pack! Ssscccummbag
41 comments
1 SlightSafety 2019-04-02
What?
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-02
Baby boy said he had to leave the room & call his sponsor or some shit because he saw a pot brownie & decided he could use it to histrionically draw attention to his tortured personality like some faggot college girl.
He's a faggot is what.
1 SlightSafety 2019-04-02
"as a former addict..."
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Yup. One of those.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-02
He probably smoked pot once when he was 16 got paranoid and then went to sleep
1 abundleofboomers 2019-04-02
Nah man you don't get it... He was like out of control! Fake addict gelatin looking faggot
1 ObscurityBound 2019-04-02
Because he SAW it? WTF 🙄
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-04-02
I think he even think he said saw it, I think he said “I knew it was in the room.”
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-04-02
Can't be in the room with a pot brownie without calling a sponsor but is in a club full if people drinking every night of the week with no problem. Fake addict fag alert!
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-04-02
Don’t motherfuck him.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-02
Yes. Worm had to call his sponsor ASAP because he shared the same general space with the devil's lettuce.
1 moleguy9k 2019-04-02
He also lost his shit once because someone motherfucked him with rum cake
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-02
Please join me in the 12th step prayer....
Dear God, My spiritual awakening continues to unfold. The help I have received I shall pass on & give to others, both in & out of the Fellowship. For this opportunity I am grateful. I pray most humbly to continue walking day by day on the road of spiritual progress. I pray for the inner strength & wisdom to practice the principles of this way of life in all I do & say. I need You, my friends & the program every hour of every day. This is a better way to live.
1 MyDadWillKickYourAss 2019-04-02
hopefully Jim's 13th step is off the roof of his apartment building
1 MyDadWillKickYourAss 2019-04-02
god i would love to put 6 hits of acid into his yogurt and watch him have a psychotic meltdown while Sam talks about wrestling action figures
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-04-02
This actually seems doable. One of the creeps posting on here will eventually serve him egg whites and water
1 Haunter94 2019-04-02
Panera doesn't start making breakfast until after 11am so I'm not sure I could help. I could ask my boss if we could maybe open breakfast earlier for one day but knowing him, he will just look at me with that "Haunter are you really that dumb? 😅" look he always gives me. Especially when I tell him I can't use Dream Eater until they are asleep, that didn't make him very happy with me.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-02
An regular brownie would make him have a tantrum too. He might fall off the wagon and eat a wheat thin
1 hard_to_explain 2019-04-02
Nice syntax, stupid.
1 BeerCanThick 2019-04-02
The brownie triggered him more than the pot.
1 arealbabycthulhu 2019-04-02
Pathetic if true.
1 joecumialikestofelch 2019-04-02
I heard “Heroin” by The Velvet Underground and I had to call my sponsor.
I sniffed glue in middle school.
1 kingship75 2019-04-02
That's a tough one, man.
1 Terahite 2019-04-02
Pathetic if true.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-02
And it makes me feel like I'm a man, when I put a Pritt into my nose, well I guess that I just don't know
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-02
Legit murderous flashback to a Brit I used to know whose idea of comedy was bringing everything back to "Pritt stick." I have to call my sponsor.
"Ah what an unfortunate girl, such a pretty face but so terribly fat. I'll bring 'er home still—and glue my PJ Harvey poster on her with a Pritt stick!"
(He had that life-size poster of PJ Harvey in black underwear that was the cool '90s guy version of the Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster.)
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-02
Nice trip down memory lane, stupid
1 Godhand5150 2019-04-02
Which is amazing with all the booze that was consumed around him for years in that shoe box, when the dude supposed to be a drunk. Wasn't he there when Guy was spraying vodka in Sam's mouth?
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-02
At that Matarese show with Worm, Nana, & Artie, a glass of alcohol was passed in front of Jim's face & he pretended to be traumatized by it.
He's a fucking melodramatic phony faggot.
1 jsnoots 2019-04-02
He acted like a rabid animal went across his lap.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-04-02
There's not a real alcoholic in the world who would have this reaction. This is 100% a "look at me!" moment.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-04-02
Beer and weed phase when he was a teenager? A lifelong struggle he'll never fully overcome.
A desperate life-consuming need to relive his childhood molestation with well-hung he/shes? Just a minor personality quirk.
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-02
Audio?
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-02
https://youtu.be/jT7NT3FwNzY?t=1264 21:04
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-02
I want him dead
1 Gay-4-Opie 2019-04-02
“Pot smoke” what a little fucking nerd
1 ungbolle2 2019-04-02
Don't look in the comments.
"No matter which Artie I hear....angry Art, bitter Art, funny Art, unfunny Art, I always see the generous, giving, and truly kind heart he has. I will never stop hoping he will get better."
1 Psych555 2019-04-02
A heroin addict with a heart of gold.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-04-02
And a nose of putty
1 SaltyDog86 2019-04-02
I saw a bum shooting heroin on the street one time..man he really mother fucked me by doing that. I almost ran to the corner store and bought a 12 pack! Ssscccummbag
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-02
Imagine being worm's sponsor and having to deal with this faggotry 24/7. He's like Ned Flanders calling Reverend Lovejoy over absolutely nothing.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-04-02
"I...I think I swallowed a toothpick!"
1 SlightSafety 2019-04-02
"as a former addict..."
​
Yup. One of those.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-02
He probably smoked pot once when he was 16 got paranoid and then went to sleep
1 ObscurityBound 2019-04-02
Because he SAW it? WTF 🙄
1 moleguy9k 2019-04-02
He also lost his shit once because someone motherfucked him with rum cake