Patrick Tolimson has written 6 books and 5 of them have the word children in the title. The other is about a young teenage girl runaway. He's always calling people child. He isn't allowed to see his own.

126  2019-04-02 by MarbleSpaceCat

If you ask me he's a pedophile. Allegedly.

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Usually people go to prison for penetration of under 9 years old, but this guy got off.

Handjobs are a loophole.

Patrick Tolimson digitally pentetrated me when I was 9yrs old AMA

Believe survivors.

I'm absolutely floored by your honesty. Don't worry sweet summer child, you've been through enough already without me questioning you.

Good luck.

believesurvivors

He got off twice

That's libelous, child...

Can someone explain his situation to me? Why isn’t he allowed to see his kids?

He fucked a baby I think.

judges tend frown upon the whole "alleged" child fucking thing, also he called the judge an incel and a child and threatened to sue him for being a big meany

For their protection

He also doesn't pay child support. It's not his kid. He found out while his first wife was pregnant that she was fucking another dude.

He for some reason confessed this online some time ago.

Well, I’m not a fan of the man, but no man should have to pay for their wife’s mistakes. That dude is definitely not a Brotherman.

Oh I'm not saying he should.... Just that he occasionally posts about "my daughter" for sympathy and there's zero evidence that that is the casem

I believe it was posted as "You'll never believe what the douchebag who said Norm sucked is"

The answer was a cuckold. Not just a cuckold but a blacked cuckold.

The black part got added for comedic effect afterwards. But yeah, he is a weak chinned cuckold bitch.

I don't think that he has caught on to the child not being his. He's always complaining about not being able to see "his" child. It's really quite hilarious.

He really has kids? I assumed no woman had ever touched him because he looks like a giant toddler himself. Imagine that face huffing and puffing above you. I feel wrong just thinking about it.

Someone posted a pic of him and his wife from the Florida Years. He looked like every idiot did from 2002 (Doug Goodstein is a perfect example if you know who that is) Basically when everyone was trying to look like George Clooney

George Clooney is a national treasure.

Who cares how he looked like, detail the wife.

Kinda cute. Too cute for pat. Like a chubby Kristen Bell.

Didnt he get cucked by a nigger or some shit? Or was that a different guy? Hard to keep up sometimes

His wife left him for Brian Pumper

cant blame her for that.

Yeah. Really. I know my OnA history, but this dude is a different entity. Made fun of norm, called him out, gets twitter banned, comes here to scold us, bud den wha happen? Some refer to “Florida years,” him selling insurance and a wife who left him and he can’t see his kid, or something. Now drinks heavily during the day in a bar, pestering retirees to buy his book. Give me the details.

He moved from Milwaukee to Florida after high school to sell life insurance and meet the woman who would turn him into a cuck.

Patrick Tomlinson is an anagram for pedophile. Coincidence? No.

Try harder, child...

Ok I'm just gonna come out and say it now. I'm over Patrick Tolimson.

I hear Patrick Thompson pyramid high fives Joe Biden when they rape and kill little kids and vulnerable women.

leave Biden out of this.

"There are no pedophilia rumors."

That's a quote from Fatrick's recent Youtube comment section meltdown. He flat-out admits they're not rumors, it's true. Everything he did to that poor boy who took his own life, it's all true.

Handjobs are a loophole.

Patrick Tolimson digitally pentetrated me when I was 9yrs old AMA

He got off twice

That's libelous, child...