"If you only watch television or films, if an alien came back and they had to take a reading on planet Earth by just watching films or TV, they would imagine that if you are chubby or fat or big, you never really fall in love, you never have sex.
"Certainly no-one really ever finds you attractive. You will be good friends with people who are attractive and often will be a great sense of comfort to them and perhaps chip in with the odd joke every now and again."
Well, yeah. In most societies a lack of self-control and self-discipline (as evidenced by obesity) is seen as unattractive. There's even evidence that in Western societies fat people get paid less.
Your experience is skewed because you became rich and famous early on; and that's left you with way better dating opportunities than your physical appearance would normally offer.
(He fucking knows it too; didn't he write some breast-beating piece last year about assuming Lily Allen would be attracted to him just because he's rich and famous? Duplicitous bastard)
6 comments
1 Dennyislife 2019-04-02
In the end he wrote a show with him as the fat friend. He included this sex scene.
https://youtu.be/vqIin0KSinE
1 ohmycawd 2019-04-02
this unfunny, talentless fatso is lucky he even has a career in showbiz.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-04-02
Erock on the left?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-02
Supposedly he is an insufferable cunt
1 Jungies 2019-04-02
Well, yeah. In most societies a lack of self-control and self-discipline (as evidenced by obesity) is seen as unattractive. There's even evidence that in Western societies fat people get paid less.
Your experience is skewed because you became rich and famous early on; and that's left you with way better dating opportunities than your physical appearance would normally offer.
(He fucking knows it too; didn't he write some breast-beating piece last year about assuming Lily Allen would be attracted to him just because he's rich and famous? Duplicitous bastard)
1 Persianschlong 2019-04-02
Broadchurch was pretty descent