BREAKING: BROTHER JOE CONFIRMS ANTHONY CUMIA WAS GROOMING A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL

225  2019-04-02 by Doctor_Peckhaz

93 comments

Great but we’ve already known this was true for years

Wonder how many gifts he has given Layla and whether she knows she's now indebted to him. Might want to have a little talk.

In Tunisia, that constitutes full dowry

All knife fighters are raised to expect this.

2 ipads and a goat

Speaking from experience, this comment will get you sent to obscurity again.

He

Is fucking his brother's girlfriends daughter

Bloviating bovine doesn't know what grooming means.

Lock all the Cumias up.

Groomia

We really need to send these muslims back to north Africa. NO TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES!!!

But if Joe says it, it's Gryoomia.

Every time I read this name I think of tht mushroom dudes from Mario

What a coincidence.

“Just remember Hanson wouldn’t of liked him if he did !” Man this motherfucker is stupid

I like how he put "liked" in parentheses, as if Anth got over his decades long lust for very young girls.

This is not him boomers can't make a profile without their name

Shut up, Joe

The shitposter is many things one may call him a faggot, a nigger, a kike. It rolls off him like water off a ducks back. It is only when you call him a brother Joe that you can watch how he recoils as if to say I've been found out.

I purchased you electronic equipment 4 years ago, I now must summon you to my manor for sexual relations

So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so the fact that Ant bought gifts for what he thought was a 14 year old girl in the hopes of getting to fuck her makes him a pedophile?

That is your opinion, and your opinion only.

"I'd like to take your preteen daughter out for an ice cream soda, so my brother & I ...."

So so so so so you're saying buying a 14 year old girl a gift so she'll fuck you when she turns 18 is child-grooming?

This blabbing lummox might be the worst person to have on your side in any situation.

Man, they are garbage people.

No he didn’t. You’re retarded. Better improve that reading comprehension. Meh, No one hears you anyway. That’s it for my AMA. Have a nice week! You reeeened it!!

God's gonna give you blood cancer.

You're a fucking imbecile, Joe.

It's actually amazing how stupid Joe is. "No he didn't", said from an account where he's admitted to being Joseph Cumia. Jesus Christ. I want a producer credit in 'Joseph Cumia Doc Part 3: Electric Jigaboo.'

Forgot which of his Operation Redditard accounts he was signed in with.

I'm one of the people that got one of your shows cancelled.

I deprived you of $34 and a few bud lights. How's that feel fucker?

He probably just charged it to his Anthony expenses account

Nice "earned", stupid.

Dumb, cow-headed motherfucker

Hey Joe, real quick before the AMA is over: what's the deal with the child spit? Why do you do that sick shit?

Rough

Jesus Christ. He can't do a text based AMA without fucking up

Statistically it should be impossible to put your hoof in your mouth as much as Joe does, yet he does so every time.

It really is getting progressively worse

All he had to do was just not delete it all like a pussy and call Patrick a faggot and it would have all blown over in 30 minutes

This man needs to get a mental evaluation STAT.

The fact that Anthony is so obviously and openly a pedophile, but yet receives no backlash from the media or law enforcement, shows just how not-famous he is.

He's just enough of a public figure that his dirty cop buddies will look the other way for him, and not enough of one for the public to notice.

he’s in the “Goldilocks Zone” for pedophiles

Age.

Why would he? He's a nobody, in in Obscurity, USA. You might as well be reporting on the creepy guy at the end of the street.

🤦

This man has a daughter. My God.

How much you wanna bet her first boyfriend is named Laquan?

https://i.imgur.com/linKDjF.jpg
Yea, Chris Hansen... good friend of Anthony Groomia.

What's really hilarious about this guy is he really believes in his head that he's making a good point or that he's smart but in reality he's incredibly ignorant.

He is marvellously idiotic.

This is legitimately criminal. It is incredibly illegal to groom a child.

So so so so so ... plying a fourteen year old with GIFTS makes you a child groomer?

Florentine openly admitted to doing as such on air. Anth of course had his usual "HA HA, HOLEEEE SHIT" response, but I'm sure he said other creepy shit. Someone should track it down.

The "Birthday Card" story.

i tried looking that up but couldnt find any info on it

I don't what specific show it was on, or a bit to tag it to. From what I remember, they were just riffing about the usual, you know, grooming underage girls. Then Florentine piped-up with a story about how he did the same thing with a local 14 year old. Something like that.

would be a confirmation if you ignored the part where he says "I do not know if any of that is true at all"

Maybe this is news to you but Joe Cumia is a bit of a liar.

could be, still the title of this topic is wrong, since he did not confirm anything.

We confirmed it, using common sense. sHedDeP

This man speaks the truth.

Are you confirming that you use frying pans as weapons?

How often do you think Ant just screams in Joe's face to shut the fuck up? IDK if saying your brother just grooms them till there legal is the righteous path fuck face thinks it is. Its like saying you only rape men when they are passed out.

I think Ant looks at his feet while suggesting to Joe that he not talk too much. Then, he drops an old movie quote, laughs nervously, and apologizes for even bringing it up.

Is this before or after he gives Joe his allowance?

As he's handing it over. I imagine Joe turns around and walks away once he has the check.

I wonder if Joe writes "under protest" on the memo line.

Joe's full of tricks and has courtroom experience.

"I was jokinnnnng." in sissy voice

Anthony literally married Joe's sloppy seconds. He's not even a cuck, he has less dignity. No way he says shit. He keeps his mouth shut like the fragile queer he is.

Under Martitime Law, what is the legal age of consent? Is there one? I imagine this skinny throwing some girl in a inflatable boat with an outboard motor and heading out to sea.

Under maritime law, it is 16.

#muzzie

sound logic. it must all sound so sensible in his head.

It's beyond cliche now when you say this oaf is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

The man makes a damn good point. Florentine did the same thing, just with birthday cards instead of iPads. Times were simpler, then.

link?

The hero of Hyrule

I like how the only context for a child rapist is "that guy from Boogie Nights."

Joe's stupidity is fucking fathomless.

Anthony is a virtuous pedophile?

i knew that was him

So you spend hundreds or thousands of dollars over years on a young girl with issues in an attempt to (hopefully) mentally indebt her to you sexually one day

Or

You meet age appropriate, mature women who you can genuinely connect with and utilize your charm, humor, personality, and life experience to organically cultivate interest and find genuine happiness along with personal fulfillment.

Hmmmm 🤔

I'm so glad Ant learned a sense of morality from Boogie Nights.

I think you guys need a hug. Such empty anger.

News: No one here is actually a pedo. They’d either be in jail, on a list of sex offenders, or in therapy. No one likes kid saliva either. It’s an award winning, deeply disturbing concept on paper, but alas, it’s false and completely absurd... ditto for frequenting the now famous, O&A subreddit-wide, Big Apple Ranch!

You need to absorb this:

Not one of you is actually having any real affect on anyone. No one hears you. Nobody cares. The show moved on when you became boring to read and made Jim, Ant, Keith, Opie, Sam, Vos, Burr, Rogan.. ALL OF THEM stop looking. You’re alone.. except for me. I’m not as smart as they are, so I’ll stick around until I get bored too. Carry on!

What's caused this little hissy fit of yours Joseph? I have a feeling Tranthony was none to pleased with you outing him as a child groomer and drunkenly yelled at you.

...fuck guys, even Rogan stopped looking. They all made sure to let Bro-Joe know this place has no effect on their lives

None of the people you listed are "smart"

You're a fucking idiot.

Joe Cumia is spectacularly stupid. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

This is not him boomers can't make a profile without their name