OWEN BENJAMIN: "That's the problem with Alex Jones, he's attacking a living legend. I'm not saying that to be arrogant, but I'm one of the best joke-writers that's alive. I'm like, warning him. I'm like: 'Bro, you don't want to do this.' It's not gonna end well for this guy."
9 2019-04-02 by TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda
27 comments
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
"I'll never do Rogan again. I would never talk to Jordan Peterson. These people... I would never associate myself with them. I don't associate with people I don't like. I would never, ever in a million years do Rogan's show ever, EVER."
The descent into madness continues.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-02
He's right
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
"By the way, Alex Jones told me that Joe Rogan had sex with men in Los Vegas. That's a true story. Alex Jones told me that. Heheh. Care to keep poking me, Alex?"
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-02
how can anyone hate Owen Benjamin? he is hilarious
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-02
Couple of gay accusations is all it takes to please, huh?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-02
i can understand, that homosexuals don't find Benjamin funny.
it's not the gay shit, it's throwing both Joe Rogan and Alex Jones under the bus in a big way in just one sentence
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-02
If he was doing it for any other reason than an abject desperation to gain relevance, it might be funny. As it stands, he is a pathetic retard who's manic conspiracy theorizing is already apparent and laughable to his young son. I guess it's sorta funny.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-02
Alex Jones will rape your soul, boy.
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
"No. Your grandfather, Alex, didn't almost die fighting the Nazis... he almost died FUCKING the Nazis."
1 2UsRoadie 2019-04-02
Could he be mentally challenged?
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
"This guy's BISEXUAL, by the way... Bert Kreischer..."
1 Toss__Pot 2019-04-02
that's why the bears wrote his last 2 specials
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-02
Owen is hilarious he’s just a nut that gardens all day and then gets drunk and makes fun of people he was recently friends with and says they’re all gay.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-02
So he's Iron Sheik without the cocaine?
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-02
I don’t get the reference I was generation stone cold
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
The Sheik liked to threaten his opponents with butt-fucking them (to make them "humble").
Kinda like DX were always asking other dudes to suck "IT".
And they wonder why people call pro wrestling gay.
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
The Sheik liked to threaten his opponents with butt-fucking them (to make them "humble").
Kinda like DX were always asking other dudes to suck "IT" during the Stone Cold years.
(And they wonder why people call pro wrestling gay. WWE got millions of young boys to ask their opponents to suck their dicks. Why would they want that? Who wins in that scenario? Unless one side is gay, neither side wins.)
"EXCEPT THE SODOMITE AGENDA!!!" -Owen
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-02
Yeah man me and my friends told each other to dx suck it all the time it was pretty gay now that you mention it
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
First time one of my friends asked me to "suck it", I asked him if he was coming out. Otherwise, why would he be asking me that? He was stumped. It was an awkward moment. I never heard those words again.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-02
Excellent thesis on popular wrestling hand gestures from the late 90s/early 00s stupid
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-02
It wasn't his wrestling career, which I didn't see either. It was when he was on Howard Stern in 2007. He'd call everyone he hated gay but then threaten to rape him for making him so angry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMAoJvLrD1k
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-02
While failing to see the obvious implication
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-02
"STOP BUTT-FUCKING behind the Comedy Store, BERT. You and Joe Rogan just SLAMMING each other behind the Comedy Store -- how 'bout you stop doing that? You guys have FAMILIES! Disgusting."
1 Gonads998 2019-04-02
That last part killed me.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-02
2 legitimate mental patients are fighting. This might be my new favorite feud.
1 SlightSafety 2019-04-02
Nice 3rd grade picture day haircut, stupid. BTw did you guys know he's tall? eh? What do you guys think about that? Pretty cool huh
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-02
Is he..... 6'1?
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-02
Yeah man me and my friends told each other to dx suck it all the time it was pretty gay now that you mention it