Mileage, I drive 360mi/wk to split custody. Have dove that for 8 years.

You know there's cars that get good mileage that aren't faggy little fiat's right?

Def. not faggy. Price was right. It’s a Gucci, I’m a guinea, my daughter likes it because it’s a convertible and it’s comfortable. She actually picked it out. Coincidentally, I just made the final payment today.

I hate to break this to you Joe but fiat's are for teenage girls and European homos and you're a complete faggot for driving one.

Also don't you mean that Anthony made the final payment today?

What parts of the documentaries I made about you are inaccurate or fraudulent?

Asks a quality question and gets ghosted.

As expected. He has to keep the lie going.

I got you my nig

You're a tubby faggot.

I guess that's not really a question.

When are you getting a job

I play guitar for better $ than most of you would like to believe 2/3 days per week. I did 48+ hours/wk full time HVAC gig and many side jobs from 22-48 yrs old. That’s how I bought my first house, before Ant ever landed any lucrative contracts.

Did the thefts you committed against employers help at all?

AntH

God that's delicious

Why do you jack off to the smell of farts?

What type of large, fruit base ranch is your favorite?

It's the big apple one. The fact that he won't deny it speaks volumes.

Despite never holding down a steady job, never having accomplished anything in your life that wasn't blatantly stolen from somebody else, and despite an almost villainous disregard for the law and public safety, you still think you're entitled to anything other than a slap across your dumb guinea mouth, it's truly baffling.

2 part question, A: the first time you raped Dawn did she try fighting you off or did she eventually accept her fate and let it happen like a good egg? and B: when your dad found out was he proud of you, or were there undercurrents of jealousy that father/son shower time would be a thing of the past?

Thanks in advance and get Layla to school on time tomorrow you grubby cunt.

"slap across the mouth" really tickled my funnybone

How often did your family smoke crack together at the dinner table? Don't deny since Ant has admitted to it.

Do you believe everything you hear on the radio?

Sometimes it’s more entertaining to embellish to the point of flat out BS to get the attention of the listener. Anthony shared a lot of truths, but he did a lot of straight up bullshitting too. You guys do it here quite a bit as well. Right?

Honestly, I remember doing a couple of lines one time in the early 80’s with Sal and my Mom. Never freebase. That was reserved for the apartment that Anthony and I shared with 2 friends. That lasted for about a year in the early 80’s. We realized it was poison and blew up the ether and other paraphernalia in the backyard. Set a large bottle of ether nest to a burning book of matches and plunked with a BB gun til the bottle shattered. It was a symbolic mushroom cloud that permanently ended our “cocaine phase”.

You should get back on it to help you shed those pesky lbs.

I like how you act like it's so stupid to believe that you did drugs with your mom just because I hear your brother admit to it on the radio and then in the same reply you admit yo doing drugs with your mother. Never change you dumb oaf.

Why do you think you're better than black youths when Ant has admitted on the radio that you used to sell drugs and steal shit and commit other various petty crimes?

Didn’t we all as youths? I’ve never stated that I’m better than Any black folks that have done the same shameful things I’ve done in my youth. Admittedly, that would be even more imbecilic than you already believe me to be.

However, I know I’m a better person than black (or any other color for that matter) gang bangers and/or ne’er -do-wells that take innocent lives and commit violent felonies against civilized human beings. Most of you Reddit gentlemen are better than they are too, do you not concur?

Stupid, you threaten violence against anyone who says something negative about you. Essentially, you say that you gonna be wildnout on anyone who direspecs u.

That doesn't explain your Son's of Anarchy cosplay

I never sold drugs or committed crimes as a youth. Plenty of people didn't. The fact that you think everyone did is a prime example of your ignorance.

I’ve heard rumors of rotisserie chickens

How do you feel about your brother fucking a tranny??

These are the kinds of mistakes we can't afford to make!

Why don't you just pull a Danny Ross? Register an actual account instead of trying to live your CBS crime drama fantasies about "infiltrating the online terrorists and destroying them from within".

What's the worst that can happen? Are the mean internet people going to give you down arrows and take away fake internet points?

I remember an episode of My Wife Hates Me, the only time Bonnie has addressed this subreddit. Vos was getting excited that some internet strangers were promoting his gigs, and Bonnie shut that down. Don't go on reddit. Don't talk about reddit. Pretend reddit doesn't exist. They can do nothing positive for you or your career. Give her credit - that stubborn bitch has practiced what she preached. But you, Logan Lynn, Patrick, you preach that shit about being above reddit then hypocritically freak out whenever you get mentioned. You guys are wayyy past adhering to the Bonnie method.

Just fucking join. Add your voice to the discussion. Not in this "YOU GUYS ARE THE ENEMY AND I HATE YOU ALL" like your brother's final few reddit posts, but Mr. Forever Deplorable doesn't get a smile on his bovine face when this sub tears apart a libtard like Patrick?

Isn’t that what I’m doing right now? I just do not get as pissed as I used to. As I said the only way to win is to ignore you guys. Seems as though I’m the only one not doing that. At the same time I’m not fighting you anymore

If you can't beat us, join us.

Do you have any idea how fun it is to get away with this shit? I just saw a movie on hulu where the main character was an internet troll - and he's anonymously trashing his ex-girlfriend, calling her a whore, her fiance is a cuck, real bitter sad man shit. End of the movie (SPOILERS) he tapes a big confession and uploads it to social media, ex-girlfriend calls him a sad bitter loser. Real down in the dumps moment, no?

Me? I don't care when my exes get married, no bitterness towards former co-workers or bullies or really anyone in my real life, despite meeting quite a few shitty people. All of my energy trolling can be squarely devoted to you, your brother, Jimmy, Sam, Patrick, Logan, Matarese, Amy, and all the rest. Worst case scenario - one of you digs up my personal information and "exposes" my crimes on facebook. The big horrible unmasking of my true self would be he makes fun of Joseph Cumia, a guy who hosted a KKK grand wizard on his short-lived internet show. I'd prefer to keep my reddit trolling a secret of course, but that's the skeleton in my closet?

It's a bit worrying because you'll only reinforce this sub's shitty alt-right beliefs, but the drama would be worth it. You'll probably get chased off in a couple months regardless but hey, we don't really go after Danny that much anymore, do we?

Don’t you think Anth is a piece of selfish garbage for not visiting your mother in her final years?

Also why did you feel it was necessary to mention her political opinions when you eulogized her on facebook?

Don’t you think Anth sensing ipads to 14 year olds is suspicious?

Any clarity here would be great. Thanks BroJoe.

Don’t you think Anth is a piece of selfish garbage for not visiting your mother in her final years?

A. It had nothing to do with selfishness. Some people are better equipped emotionally to handle seeing someone they love going through an illness that quite literally destroys their personality and identity. Our Mom as we knew her no longer existed. She carried on for quite a few years physically but mentally there was nothing left.

Anthony, much like myself, felt a tremendous amount of anxiety and helplessness re: our Mothers illness. Dawn is the emotionally stronger of the three of us. We took solace in the fact that she was comfortable and well cared for right up until the end of her life. The last time Anthony and I saw her she could not speak and did not recognize anyone. Visiting someone in that condition is like visiting the dead. You’re doing it for yourself not for them, and for ourselves it did not make any sense to go through that kind of pain. Honesty folks.

Also why did you feel it was necessary to mention her political opinions when you eulogized her on facebook?

A. She was a hippie. No disrespect was meant at all. I just felt as though that was an integral part of her personality and it should be mentioned for those he did not know her personally. It’s funny that that part of it you remember vividly. Do you remember the part where I give her all the praise in the world for raising three good kids basically on her own? It’s a lot more gratifying to focus on something you can misconstrue as negative. That seems to be the M.O. around here

Don’t you think Anth sending ipads to 14 year olds is suspicious?

A. I do not know if any of that is true at all. It’s no secret Anthony likes (liked) younger women. I also know Anthony’s not stupid enough to be the guy from boogie nights that gets put away for actually being a pedophile and engaging in relations with an underage female. If he bought a 14-year-old girl an iPad, it doesn’t mean he fucked her, or even that he would have fucked her. What it does mean is that he would’ve stood a good chance of fucking her when she turned of legal age. I personally do not know of a single solitary situation in Anthony’s life where he actually crossed the line and acted on a female below the legal age of consent. Chris Hanson wouldn’t like him if he had, and you all never would’ve let him get away with it if he had.

No brilliant. Fucking an underage female is illegal. “Grooming” (if it ever even happened Mr. Hearsay) is called giving gifts to an underage female, which (if it ever happened) is actually just giving a gift to an underage female. Which wasn’t the situation. That’s your answer. Done.

That’s what most of the pedos on to catch a Predator would say when caught “I was gonna wait until she was 18!”

I like this Joe. This is a Joe I can stomach.

But also just to clarify, that's child grooming. The grooming of a child for later sexual purposes. So you're still a fuck.

I think it’s still ultimately selfish but I can see where you’re coming from with the idea that seeing your mom would have been like visiting the dead. There’s understandable logic there. And the rest of your facebook post about her was nice, I just thought the political thing was odd. I don’t doubt that you loved her.

I gotta say though, since you’re a guy who has a daughter about to (I assume, I don’t want her actual age or anything posted online) enter her teens, I’m fairly disturbed by your co-signing of Anthony grooming children. Wouldn’t you beat the shit out of a 50 year old man who sends your daughter expensive gifts and courts her online?

You’re probably right that a lot of fans would have been fine with it, which while morally outrageous, is still kind of besides the point because you’re his brother. You’re in a position to actually confront him on it.

Thankfully the one documented case we have of him doing that ended up being a 40 year old man catfishing Anth but where there’s smoke, there’s fire. I understand not wanting to face something like that but even in the most generous sense, Anth definitely has pedophilic tendencies and I think you should be more concerned.

nice ‘opinion of joe being humanised by this ama’, stupid

nice understanding you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, stupid. I got this nigger to blatantly endorse pedophilia.

That explanation would be more believable if you didn’t post that sincere nut-hugging dissertation

You’re right, you caught me. I was just so charmed by Joe Cumia. I mean, he is 6’ 1”.

Shut up, faggot.

Hey Joe,

What do you think of Fat Pat Tomlinson?

Did you really think that crazy PM you sent me posing as 16 year old boy was going to work?

I swear on Layla, that wasn’t me. If that doesn’t convince you then nothing more I could possibly say will, so believe what you’d like. You guys tend to believe what you want to anyway. I would absolutely fess up to it here if it were me. That’s the truth.

I would absolutely fess up to it here if it were me. That’s the truth.

OK Jimmy.

if that wasn't you, you got any theories? You'd have to admit it was very 'Joe-esq'.

if it wasn't him it's funny to think some poor kid reached out for help and just got ridiculed, hopefully his black step-dad is off the scene

joe, how is sal doing btw?

I always wondered if Sal got the same treatment as mom once she was put inside.

I'm glad you finally stopped trying to swim against the tide. You're a piece of shit, but so are all of us. You're not a complete abomination like your silly brother. Join us in slapping Fatrick around. You'll enjoy it.

Kill yourself

Why does Anthony look nothing like you or Dawn?

Anthony strongly resembles my Maternal Grandfather, except for Grandpas blue eyes...Anthony is lighter complected. He looks more Neapolitan. Dawn and I look more like my Dads side of the Family. They were Sicilian. Much darker hair and skin. Just the way the gene pool danced I guess.

No one in your gnarled mess of a family tree has blue eyes, you lying dago.

Hey, although I'm sure it pissed you off, how funny did you find it when that guy bought your website and put all those jokes on it?

Why have you not married carol after 10 years together?

Seriously Joe, you’re almost dead and you’ve accomplished nothing.

Who the fuck are you, Mr. Maxheimer?

1.) Why do you give a shit?

2.) How do you know for sure that I’m not married to her? I can’t even tell the difference anymore...

3.) We’ve been happily unmarried for 8 years, not 10. You never know what this year might bring. I’ll send you an address you can send a gift.

Everyone already knows your address since you don't know how to edit images.

1.There are rumours that she is not wife material. Just want some insight on the topic

2.You repeatedly refer to her as your girlfriend.

1. Of course the only reason you would think of marrying her is to receive gifts.

Thank you for confirming that she is not wife material.

It's because she collects money from her dead husbands estate and it would stop if they got married. Since Joe is an unemployed leech he is opposed to this.

What was his reply? I was too slow to see it before he deleted it.

Why do I care, how do I know, and if he gets married will I send him a gift. No doubt he would ask for cash on the invitations.

just put removeddit.com at the head of the URL

What is your favorite bar in Port Jeff?

Joe, Being thinks you blocked him and didn't see this so he wants to convey the following:

BeigeFrequencyMinister of Propaganda • 1h What parts of the documentaries I made about you are inaccurate or fraudulent?

Why were you kicked out of the military?

What do you think about your brother saying (in a completely serious manner) that he would go as low as 14?

Who knows...Shock value? he was a shock jock. Saying you’re going to rob a bank and actually robbing a bank are not the same thing. He said the mayor of Boston was dead too. Was that true? I know you guys will believe what you want to believe. I know my brother. He skates the line between shock value and reality, but he’s not an ignorant man. You accuse me of pedophilia too. It’s just your thing. Easily ignored, forgotten by us and never even heard about by the rest of the non-O&A sub planet earth.

Nah. They all said "shocking" and disgusting things but they were all noticing sickened at how serious he was in saying that. He took offense that nobody agreed and couldn't believe that none of them had ever seen a "fuckable" 14 year old. That wasn't for shock value. It was your brother admitting to his pedophilic thoughts.

As I said, you’re going to believe what you want to. Words differ greatly from actions.

Are you self-aware enough to know that you're retarded or are you stupid enough to think that you're smart?

u/IntlectualHomosexual

Around the time of your mother's funeral, why was it the video of 'black people dancing at funeral' that triggered you/Anth so much? It seemed pretty mild & innocuous, but obviously hit a nerve.

The video was of a neighboring tribe that the Cumias have been at war with for generations.

i enjoy your covers, but why a u2 cover band? they're so fucking generic

Can you tell us your scariest story while you were a cook in the military? Was it the potato shortage of '78? Serving spoiled meat and getting the troops sick?

Now it’s as if you’ve asked me nothing. Enjoy it ladies!

Damn. I guess he showed us, huh gang?

With your stupid old Colin Quinn Twitter bit... ugh. It’s like this: Now I ignore you again. Like everyone does, except for yourselves. Keep up the circle jerk ladies!

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Joe we all know that you obsessively lurk here. Everything about this sub gets under your skin and it makes me happy.

Good point. It looks like i really co-opted somebody else’s schtick. I suppose it’d be even more pathetic if i dressed up like him.

Oof

Joe I just love your baby boomer combination ignorance/arrogance to think you can post shit on the internet, delete it later, & then assume it's truly gone.

You have no idea how the internet works do you? You really are a dumb old boomer.

Now can we go back to driving the retarded old Queen to suicide?

Your trolling attempts are the most epic failures of all time, and you're also the dumbest person in the history of the species. Congratulations, at least you've distinguished yourself in some respect.

You're a fucking retard.

just fyi everyone can read what you said here until the end of time by typing in like 4 more characters in the url bar.

that's not how it works, you turd.

here it is

Doesn't an AMA usual require the other party to answer said questions?

Def. not faggy. Price was right. It’s a Gucci, I’m a guinea, my daughter likes it because it’s a convertible and it’s comfortable. She actually picked it out. Coincidentally, I just made the final payment today.

No one in your gnarled mess of a family tree has blue eyes, you lying dago.

nice understanding you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, stupid. I got this nigger to blatantly endorse pedophilia.

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Joe we all know that you obsessively lurk here. Everything about this sub gets under your skin and it makes me happy.

Good point. It looks like i really co-opted somebody else’s schtick. I suppose it’d be even more pathetic if i dressed up like him.

Joe I just love your baby boomer combination ignorance/arrogance to think you can post shit on the internet, delete it later, & then assume it's truly gone.