This guy is annoying. How bout giving it a rest?

Imagine how exhausting it must be for this old obese and talent less moron to maintain this zany persona. That makes me so happy.

It must weigh heavy on his shitty heart

He forgot fraud, douchebag and cocksucker. In that order

what's his fraud? other than pretending to be funny for years

Insufferable cunt

Fake laugher, midget fluffer, heart attack risk.

What is a donkey bonger?

Bert isn't famous anymore.

It happened sooner than I imagined but it's here. It's going to be a great Summer

He isn't famous but he's making more money than ever because he has famous friends.

Motherfucker references The Machine twice in his goddamn twitter bio. Get some new material, loser.

Put your shirt back on you fucking hack.

Here's a difficult question. perhaps the most difficult decision you'll ever have to make:

With the snap of your fingers, you can cause the death of either Bert Kreischer or Doug Benson. You'll suffer no legal consequences for doing so. Whom do you choose?

Bert for showing his disgusting body

Bert because fat people should die. Like Joe and Fatrick.

He also forgot deadly obese

i actually like this guy, my jokes used to bomb at family events but now i take my shirt off and everyone genuinely laughs and claps

I can't stand it when his voice gets really high pitched almost squeaky. Never laughed once

Bisexual

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