29 2019-04-02 by Ant_Sucks
1 slothscantswim 2019-04-02
Where can I read this?
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-02
Do you actually want to? Here's the actual opening line
It was a cold, dark night in deep space.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-02
There is no night in space and it's always cold and dark. That's defining characteristic of space.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-02
What about during space summer when it's bright and hot?
He's doing it on purpose because he thinks he's clever and subverting the genre. He's trying to copy Douglas Adams so bad.
I think this man may an idiot
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-02
I hope he's the victim of a hate crime very shortly
1 Antlovessue 2019-04-02
I heard he fucks kids, child
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-02
Does he print them at office depot and peddle them put of his trunk?
Oh yah
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-02
The dark night rises, my child.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-04-02
PM for link
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-02
You can't un-see it after you see it.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2019-04-02
Its the Buttphalus, he has technical aptitude of a second grader
Nice subconscious, stupid.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-02
Looks like Nana's, you sure this isnt the permanently suspended cover?
1 Haunter94 2019-04-02
Yeah, that would definitely stimulate a man's prostate
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-02
Bucephalus
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-02
What a fuckin nerd
1 Jungies 2019-04-02
"Beamed Energy Receiver"? You mean like a solar panel?
20 comments
1 slothscantswim 2019-04-02
Where can I read this?
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-02
Do you actually want to? Here's the actual opening line
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-02
There is no night in space and it's always cold and dark. That's defining characteristic of space.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-02
What about during space summer when it's bright and hot?
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-02
He's doing it on purpose because he thinks he's clever and subverting the genre. He's trying to copy Douglas Adams so bad.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-02
I think this man may an idiot
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-02
I hope he's the victim of a hate crime very shortly
1 Antlovessue 2019-04-02
I heard he fucks kids, child
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-02
Does he print them at office depot and peddle them put of his trunk?
1 slothscantswim 2019-04-02
Oh yah
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-02
The dark night rises, my child.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-04-02
PM for link
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-02
You can't un-see it after you see it.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2019-04-02
Its the Buttphalus, he has technical aptitude of a second grader
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-02
Nice subconscious, stupid.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-02
Looks like Nana's, you sure this isnt the permanently suspended cover?
1 Haunter94 2019-04-02
Yeah, that would definitely stimulate a man's prostate
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-02
Bucephalus
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-02
What a fuckin nerd
1 Jungies 2019-04-02
"Beamed Energy Receiver"? You mean like a solar panel?