No child, I have beer and brat fat on my face from living in Wisconsin during the winter.

20  2019-04-02 by MonsieurObloquy

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He appears to have put some sort of product in his hair, having styled it this way on purpose.

He decided the best look for him that day was "Fat Five Year Old Bully"

He smells bad

You'd think with all the money he makes he could afford a shirt that fits.

Are those shapeless arms from the winter too stupid?

Please tell me that is a tattoo on his arm and not frayed shirt fiber. A fattoo in his case.

I happen to know for a fact that there are vegetables and gym memberships available in Wisconsin all winter long too

Get a decent watch, you fucking shlub.

Recently bragged that he makes six figures easily.

Google gyms in Wisconsin then, stupid

Patrick, i think it's time to give up on the mediums.