SUBPOENA

DOCUMENT THIS KEITH!

SUUUUUUUBPOENA

The girl from legally blonde was white, attractive and I'm pretty sure she didn't have a skin-sack of shit where her belly button is supposed to be.

Johnny Cockring.

I demand at least 2 expressive blacks be sitting directly behind me in the courtroom, perfectly in frame to react to my legal destruction of Patrick S. Tomlinson.

and plead insanity

I won't be extradited for that

this guy is crazier than Joe.

"I need sub penis", joe cumia

documented.

we can settle this in people's court.

"I find it hard to believe that an entire subreddit would target a science fiction author for NO reason"

"but your honor, child."

"fatties can also enter into contracts your honor, child. I'm also not a pedophile your honor."

Thank you.

I always hear that in Kurt Metzger's stupid voice.

"I'M NOT A VIOLENT COKE FIEND THAT SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY SHOT TO DEATH BY ANY RANDOM FUCKER, YOUR HONOR!!"

"I find it hard to believe that an entire subreddit would target a science fiction author for NO reason"

No, child, I mean -- your honor -- it was because I mocked Norm MacDonald

Judge Judy would be good too, since this all started when Fatrick was shitting on Judy's pal Norm.

Lmao

u/lawyerherelistenup Does your legal analysis in the case of Joseph Cumia vs Reddit Trolls also apply to Pat here? In case you haven't been following, he's shitty self-published sci-fi author who's basically a hard left millennial version of Joe.

Can we also have u/drsteve103 weigh in on this?

I dont think the great doctor can help us with autism this strong.

I would love to hear how much fluid Patrick has in his face though

Could Joe asphyxiate by getting children to piss in his snorkel while he lies on his back in the kiddie pool? I’m worried about him.

"Patrick's about 300lbs"

He's filled with fluuuid and brat fat and is probably your father, okay?

He is... NOT the father!!!!!!

(Extended 14 minute black guy dance interlude)

Don't invoke the good doctor unless you have a very good reason. His time is money.

Lawyer here, this dumb mother fucker does not have near enough money to pursue any amount of legal action of this type. Also, the stupid shit is a self proclaimed public figure (lol sure you are bud), so have at him.

Yes. He's an author and I'm fact seeks out and prides himself on his popularity and public profile. Hence why he was so irate over losing his verified Twitter account with 60k followers.

Just because someone is a public figure does not give you care blanche to say anything. But the standard is much higher. I don't follow this idiot and this sub's interaction with this idiot to know what is being said about him and the basis for.tbose statements to intelligently weigh in.

I highly doing he has the resources to even begin to pursue this legally.

If you're a lawyer, I am the manager of this Panera Bread.

That's really impressive of you. Keep it up

Sue that nigger

Most are calling him fat and gay. But there is always the contingency that goes right for the baby raping and child molestation accusations.

I'm keen for the discovery phase, too.

Fatrick, your opponents will be arguing that you're a public figure, so they'll need copies of your sales figures and income as a writer, as well as your standup. There's also some contention about your ex, her boyfriend and your kid. They'll need them to go through discovery, too.

Bear in mind that whatever child psychologist questions your kid about any physical or sexual abuse she's been subjected to by you will do so in a caring and professional manner; but will be subject to mandatory reporting requirements and thus forced to turn over any evidence of abuse to the authorities. Here's hoping they don't hire one of those nut job psychs from the 80s who sees Satanic child abuse everywhere!

*Show me on the Jabba the Hut doll where your step-dad made you rub him... *

He really thinks that if he goes to a judge and hands them a stapled pack of paper he printed, that he has the standing of the President and that the judge will pursue unmaskings on the evil-doers.

Every person born after 1989 and before 1999 is a special kind of delusional and entitled. Imagine if Brother Joe was a millennial and you've got Patty.

He's way older than 30

I don't buy it, he doesn't look like he has any life experience.

He's grey as fuck.

He's 40 or 42.

He was born in 1980. I heard him say it on that dogshit podcast I forced myself to listen to last night

1980??!!???

NINETEEN EIGHTY!?!

A RITEAIDE!?!

Imagine if Brother Joe was a millennial and you've got Patty.

Don't dare even accidentally compare Gay Bradbury to our pure sweet virginal barista.

Lard Ulrich dropping off a truck full of papers with usernames

Dude is damn near 40 at least.

I don't know why I find this guy's descent into madness so entertaining.

For me, it's because he's a stupid fat faggot who neglects his child completely.

What about his documented and verifiable pedophilia ?

Card carrying.

What about his ugly face and flabby body?

Because he's a worthless sack of dogshit.

He's going to have Interpol round up the Limeys

“Carefully documenting every last comment.” Nice life, stupid.

I study internet crime. I document it.

Not writing sci-fi novels.

Receipts

He does realize the ISP will laugh at home and even if they didn't the cops would laugh harder

It shouldn't surprise him that Nazi Amerikkka's racist judicial system will not find in favor of his tireless internet civil rights educational activity.

Malcom XXL

LibJoe

What laws were broken? We are all parody accounts simply messing with an alcoholic slob.

There is a possibility these are all Patrick’s accounts.

First the receipts now the documents? Come at me fat boy.

Please God let him take all his screenshots to a lawyer's office.

I'm in the discovery phase and I've got receipts, child

If this wasn’t a delusional fantasy, I’d tell Patrick to enjoy paying all our legal fees when the judge finds nothing.

biding my time

Why? Exactly what would be the benefit of waiting nine months?

Discovery phase, you guys.

Don't fuck around, brother Joe discovered Steve Ramone from his email headers meta data

So how many of these idiots have try to bring us to court so far? Joe Maaaterse, Joe Cumia, Anthony Cumia, this fat fuck. Am I missing anyone?

Some dumb whore

Roe tried to sue us?

Logan Lynn

What is he waiting for, anyway? He isn’t sitting in a van listening to mobsters, waiting for them to say something actionable for a warrant or an arrest, he’s not listening for some smoking gun discussion. Maybe he is waiting for us to not be a bunch of people just fucking around and doing absolutely no damage whatsoever to an overly sensitive asshole? I know one thing he is not waiting for, his next writing class. He most certainly isn’t taking those.

Donnie Crisco

Remember, child, bratwurst fat is fat but it isn't fat. Sweety.

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He should be a lot more careful given his history of defamatory lies about this subreddit.

Who wears masks?

haha he actually thinks he can sue a bunch of random people in youtube comments..that is hilarious.

I'm starting to think this Patrick fellow is a bit of a dumbbell. What brainless farm animal can we relate him to? Cow is already taken.

Pig Notaro?

Maybe a fat stupid goose?

A trough full of powerless microbe Americans in need of a defender.

Oh no, we better lay off. Sounds like he’s got us.

I BACKTRACED IT!

Calling someone an incel see sounds like an insult only Chads would use, because it's sex-shaming someone, but the only people that say it are soybeards who pretend to be sex-positive, whatever that means.

link to his comment please

UNMASK MY ASS !!!!!!!!

We already went through this with Joe, stupid.

Our attorney M. is too powerful for your whimsical obstinance.

That's really impressive of you. Keep it up