Fuck. I thought I was going to become famous, relevant, and wealthy by bullying him. Turns out I'm just destroying myself. Time to hang up my hat.

34  2019-04-01 by diddlybooba

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He needs so desperately to believe that we’re a bunch of losers, when the reality is I only see this guys name when I’m taking a shit

I've seen him type "better than you" at least 4 times over the past couple of days, he really wants to believe it. If everything he believed about us was true, wouldn't that make his failure to handle it even more pathetic?

Exactly, and why is a successful, brilliant sci-fiction author giving us loser faggots any attention anyway?

He’s overflowing with bullshit

That’s what I hate about the other subs. When I call them faggots and wish stillborns in them they need to think I’m done loser in my mother’s basement. They need to create scenarios where I’m so miserable human being jealous of their lives. They can’t accept the fact I enjoy riling them up like a bunch of autistic bees.

I am a fat loser tho

I only like shit mittens with intact dicks, child

Take this fat, divorced loser's advice and improve yourself.

I am going to take one wormey dudes advice instead

He managed to write an entire paragraph without using the word chil...

kids

He can't fucking stop.

It's almost like he has some kind of compulsion.

Certainly what ive been hearing

You will never become relevant trying to tear down the accomplishments of others.

....and now, another two-page screed on how Orange Man is doing everything Wrong.

Cuz I'm a voodoo, child.

This guy writes sci-fi books that no one reads and has the emotional temperament of an 8th grader and yet I'm a loser for laughing at his buffoonery. This is gaslighting and I will not stand for it. If you do not want me to laugh at you, stop behaving like an absurd parody.

This guy is one continuous chimpout

Patrick really prefers Facebook because he's surrounded by friends. He really dislikes being challenged.

At least he ain't paying them to hang out

True. Anthony Cumia sure is a loser.

He is a wordy faggot

lmao he really wants to be famous

If you're not capable of creation, at the very least don't spend your time trying to destroy what others have built.

You mean like how radical leftists like yourself try and get everyone they disagree with fired and "cancelled"?

I've always been more of an observer than a participant in these type of things, but fuck do I hate this tubby little chode so goddamn much. Does he still do mics in Chicago? Because I do, maybe I can help the cause in some fashion

Patrick is busy buying up majority stock in Comet Pizza. Damn the downturn, his perversion will not be abated.

How can he think he is better than me? I've been named employee of the month at my local Panera on nonconsecutive months.

He is even more delusional than Joe...never thought i would say that

Someone needs to point out that when public figures are attacked, their fans usually go to bat for them. The fact that he has to fight his own battles really shows you how much of a nothing this guy is. And every time I see his fat fuck face it reminds me of Patrice making fun of Perez Hilton

Damn, I didn’t even want to attack his friends. Now look at what u made me do!!

"for being better than you"