He’s in love with his own celebrity. He also was getting to social issues because he believes his own bullshit. He will always be a hack who couldn’t cut it as a standup.
He was thinking that he will do anything for money. This guy is just weird. I told a guy at work once that he pretends to be a scientist. And he was like “yeah but he did work with scientists tho”. I said “so. We work with electricians and we are not electricians”
Some of the most successful entrepreneurs and business people I’ve met have just engineering bachelors. Smart guys who figured out how to make real money without slaving in a lab.
The guys I’m thinking of surely could have been better engineers if they had advanced education, but they switched up their focus and changed their goals. I’m certainly not knocking qualified engineers—I wish they were more valued by society—just saying that some of the smartest, most successful people have just bachelor degrees in engineering.
Tbf a whole lot of scientific advancement happens in engineering fields these days, specially in aerospace, chemistry etc. For example if you make a new polymer, it should theoretically have XYZ properties, and testing will decide whether or not you were modeling it correctly.
His entire career is reading the same scientific journals everyone in the world has access to and then picking a couple thing to tell everyone else about. He's literally just some guy at the office who is trying to explain an article he read and maybe puts a few of his own summaries in there.
Never trust anyone in media who claims to be an expert, who also has long standing brand loyalty with generations of people through campy children's television shows.
People like this are hired and put into practice to misinform entire generations, and it really works. Look at all the adult turds who use this fucking fool as a barometer because they knew him from the wacky "EDUCATIONAL" show that the state-sponsored teachers wheeled into the classroom.
Tbf a whole lot of scientific advancement happens in engineering fields these days, specially in aerospace, chemistry etc. For example if you make a new polymer, it should theoretically have XYZ properties, and testing will decide whether or not you were modeling it correctly.
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1 literalotherkin 2019-04-01
That last show he did was unbelievably bad. I don't know what he was thinking being a part of that.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-01
He’s in love with his own celebrity. He also was getting to social issues because he believes his own bullshit. He will always be a hack who couldn’t cut it as a standup.
1 helmet098 2019-04-01
Who are we talking about again?
1 witepplberacist 2019-04-01
99% of standups
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-01
He was thinking that he will do anything for money. This guy is just weird. I told a guy at work once that he pretends to be a scientist. And he was like “yeah but he did work with scientists tho”. I said “so. We work with electricians and we are not electricians”
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-04-01
Then what did he say?
1 Psych555 2019-04-01
"Shut up, faggot."
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-04-01
"We serve bread bowls to electricians. Doesn't make us electricians. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it."
1 Canadia86 2019-04-01
And then what?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
He put it in his pipe and smoked it.
1 Rabbit-Punch 2019-04-01
the sourdough?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
the devils lettuce
1 Mosqnk 2019-04-01
shard
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-01
https://youtu.be/U_tpZf62opw
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-01
Did y’all make out afterwards?
1 BigDaddySweetCheex 2019-04-01
He gave his plasma balls a good palmin
1 Strive56 2019-04-01
" y'all "
Hick.
1 nawtfunny 2019-04-01
Beakman was way better than this bow-tie dork.
1 evil-nick 2019-04-01
mr wizard was the best
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-01
I loved how he got genuinely irritated by the stupid kids on his show.
1 evil-nick 2019-04-01
yea lol, he really did come off as a take no guff asshole a lot of the times.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-01
I don’t know if it’s true, but I always assumed he landed Okinawa and bayoneted some Japs as a young man.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-01
The other GIs started calling him Mr Wizard because he was magical with that BAR.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-04-01
I swear there was an episode where he made a kid jump into a barrel of cold water and he got pissed when the kid started complaining.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-01
Beakmans shows seemed longer and gave me more time to sleep in class so he takes the nod.
1 Canadia86 2019-04-01
His assistant was a real cutie, too
1 fokm 2019-04-01
Lester the Rat was a hottie.
Seriously he had two assistants. There was Josie, who got some role in a movie or tv show and left. Then there was the other broad that replaced her.
Which one you talking about?
1 Canadia86 2019-04-01
The one I jerked off to I don't fucking know. Probably the first one
1 fokm 2019-04-01
Josie was played by Alanna Ubach, who went on to be in Legally Blonde. Pics here.
Eliza Schneider played Liza and apparently does voice work on South Park. Pics here.
1 Chainer 2019-04-01
She showed her tits in some Skinamax movie.
1 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-04-01
He strikes me as a very unkind and pompous man
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-01
Well he is an engineer.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-01
...with a bachelor's degree. a faggot basically
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-01
How many engineers don't have a bachelor's degree?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-01
as an engineer, if you don't get a masters degree you're basically fellating other men 24/7
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-01
As an engineer with only a bachelor's degree, I assure you my fellating of men is mutually exclusive from my degree.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-01
Jimmy is so envious
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-04-01
As an engineer with a masters let me tell you...the amount and quality of penisia you get is worth the student loan debt.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-04-01
Engineer my Half Spicy Thai Salad with Chicken fucko! This panera bread SUCKS
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-01
Some of the most successful entrepreneurs and business people I’ve met have just engineering bachelors. Smart guys who figured out how to make real money without slaving in a lab.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-01
Sure, if you got hustle, why bother with a degree at all?
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-01
The guys I’m thinking of surely could have been better engineers if they had advanced education, but they switched up their focus and changed their goals. I’m certainly not knocking qualified engineers—I wish they were more valued by society—just saying that some of the smartest, most successful people have just bachelor degrees in engineering.
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2019-04-01
that’s only if you’re not good enough to get a job after undergrad and need to hide in school again before running out of money
1 zonda_tv 2019-04-01
Tbf a whole lot of scientific advancement happens in engineering fields these days, specially in aerospace, chemistry etc. For example if you make a new polymer, it should theoretically have XYZ properties, and testing will decide whether or not you were modeling it correctly.
1 CacaDick 2019-04-01
That's the pose he does when he's sticking his butt out showing Norton his new panties. "You like these, babe?" - "Very much, sir."
1 RotheHo 2019-04-01
I wasn't a climate change denier until I heard this faggot trying to explain it
1 AOTV88 2019-04-01
I'm a denier out of spite. And global warming isn't a big deal.
1 Canadia86 2019-04-01
I could use some of it today, am I right fellow Canadians?
1 Phkna1 2019-04-01
If those assholes are on board, I am denying that shit even while we are all burning. Goddam hippie socialist faggots.
1 comeflywme 2019-04-01
I don’t care either way about Tucker Carlson but he made this faggot look like a straight up fool
1 Phkna1 2019-04-01
Tucker is a top faggot.
1 JuulSantana 2019-04-01
Tucker is national treasure.
1 joecumialikestofelch 2019-04-01
Carl Sagan wannabe.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-01
His entire career is reading the same scientific journals everyone in the world has access to and then picking a couple thing to tell everyone else about. He's literally just some guy at the office who is trying to explain an article he read and maybe puts a few of his own summaries in there.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-01
Hey, don't forget - he also wears a bowtie.
People that wear bowties know what they're talking about.
I like when DiPaolo gave him a bitch smackdown on Anthony's show, "I don't appreciate the sarcasm, asshole."
1 theZenImpulse 2019-04-01
That lovely Jewess was NOT frumpy. She was thicc, shitlord.
1 CUNTDICKSHIT 2019-04-01
I prefer the space nigger over this ass clown
1 McGowan9 2019-04-01
I also prefer Anthony's attempts at science talk
1 CUNTDICKSHIT 2019-04-01
Oooo I see what u did there
1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-04-01
Black science man
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-04-01
DUDE cut you cock off, it's science!
1 Drathu 2019-04-01
The anti-scientist
1 CowsAreCurious 2019-04-01
Are you saying you didn't enjoy this?
1 TrapperCrapper 2019-04-01
Wow that's bad!
1 crudedrawer 2019-04-01
Such edge.
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-04-01
Still more butch than Queen AntH.
1 TheNiceLife 2019-04-01
I accidentally ran into him along some stairs at my college. I just saw him as a parasite.
1 DataEast1 2019-04-01
He's not even a real scientist.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-01
He calls himself the science guy, then he spends a whole episode talking about how gender is like ice cream and there's lots of different flavors.
What a fibber.
1 scotness 2019-04-01
I really do not care if he is gay or not, he is not a scientist. He is a hack comedian who found a niche and having people dumb enough to believe him
1 JuiceBusters 2019-04-01
He's encouraged more people to move over to Creationism and Pro-Warming than any other, well maybe not Fag Gore but still, he's up there.
1 Bob_Labla 2019-04-01
Fuck him. Beakman’s World ruled
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-01
Never trust anyone in media who claims to be an expert, who also has long standing brand loyalty with generations of people through campy children's television shows.
People like this are hired and put into practice to misinform entire generations, and it really works. Look at all the adult turds who use this fucking fool as a barometer because they knew him from the wacky "EDUCATIONAL" show that the state-sponsored teachers wheeled into the classroom.
1 cubberlift 2019-04-01
He’s my neighbor in LA and all my roommates saw him at CVS (I didn’t go). Apparently he’s a cunt
1 Axelfolly 2019-04-01
And i used to enjoy his stupid show as a kid. Now he's just a great big old fagarino extraordinaire
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-01
...with a bachelor's degree. a faggot basically
1 zonda_tv 2019-04-01
Tbf a whole lot of scientific advancement happens in engineering fields these days, specially in aerospace, chemistry etc. For example if you make a new polymer, it should theoretically have XYZ properties, and testing will decide whether or not you were modeling it correctly.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-01
How many engineers don't have a bachelor's degree?
1 Psych555 2019-04-01
"Shut up, faggot."