Why would you put yourself in this position? His kids will see this.

The faggot apples probably didn't fall far from the faggot tree.

deGrom standing there annoyed waiting for this faggot to get off of the mound.

What a terrible throwing arm, I’m sorry if you can’t throw a ball, I don’t respect any of your opinions.

Don't be sorry

It’s not even his throwing arm that bothers me so much. It’s his other arm that turns out and the hand opens up in the middle of the throw..... what the fuck is that about? I can’t even do that on purpose it’s so fucking weird....

I wonder how his Wife can even look him in the eye while she fucks other men

He's looking at the floor.

I'd like to demonstrate to him how to actually throw a baseball by launching one between his eyes

Fucking limp wristed fag. He looks like a giant toddler.

I'm not being sarcastic or hyperbolic when I say that my 3 and a half year old son can throw better than that

black kids are usually pretty good at sports tho to be fair

But my son is a blond haired blue eyed white ki...oh

stay on your toys boy ive been drinking since yesterday

nippsel hussel died

had to celebrate

Do you remember when rappers used to act hard and have menacing names like Ghostface Killah etc? They all seem to be openly homosexual now

look back at rappers once you realize theynare all fags

they were always fags

gang culture is pretty homosexual, as is prison culture, military culture

just a bunch of muscular dudes beating each other up

jeez im getting hot right now

Sure but they at least used to be a bit more subtle about it

they write poetry about how mad they are and how cool they are

faggot shit

Fair point

jeez im getting hot right now

Naw man, keep going

that shit shook me tho fam frfr

you don't have to lie to us, we accept everybody the way they are...

we are not the chapotraphouse sub that openly hates blacks, gays, trans, disabled people etc.

Age.

This is peak Jewish athleticism folks

Sandy Koufax is one of the greatest pitchers of all time.

And they won’t let you forget it

Yeah, 1 success over 130 years isn’t bad, I guess.

We are bred to be doctors and lawyers, athletics isn’t our thing unless we’re representing them.

If you're a jew on this sub, you're not part of ((them))

WE

mods pls ban this guy

We may not like it (we fucking don't), but this is peak jewish performance. No wonder most couldn't dodge that oven.

It blows my mind that this country opposed Hitler.

He used his whole hand to grip the baseball

Even toddlers know you throw with your fingers and/or knuckles.

But he's a huge sports fan! He loves the Mets!

Why would you agree to throw the opening pitch if you've clearly never thrown a baseball in your life.

At least practice a few times if you do, wtf are you doing?

You missed his awful schlubby Jewish shuffle out to the mound, where he walks like Stan Laurel. Ive never seen such an antithesis of masculinity on an allegedly straight man.

That's by far worse than the pitch. I'd throw like a woman and bounce the pitch into the dirt, but at least walk out there with your shoulders back, a fake smile and wave at the crowd.

This guy thinks he can do stand up comedy in front of a crowd a fraction of that size? At the Apollo, they'd boo him off the stage before he reached the mike.

I saw an ad for a JUDD FAGATOW COMEDY MASTERCLASS. Him thinking he's a master of comedy IS actually funny.

Step 1: Hire teenage boys you think are funny Step 2: Let them improvise for hours Step 3: Cut that down to 90 minutes of weed catchphrases.

MASTER!

Better find a church, stupid.

He’s more of a catcher

like a gay person

He looks like a muppet

The only way that I can fathom a man not being able to throw a baseball is that they have never thrown anything in their entire life. How hard is it to figure out how to throw a ball and not look mentally challenged.

Why's he wearing a hospital band?

Aidsssssssss

I’ve never seen a guy throw a cuckleball

Why do this shit if you know you can't throw?

I wasn’t expecting him to throw a 90 MPH slider in a smooth fluid motion, but Jesus Christ... he looked very much like an awkward homosexual man when he threw the ball.

I hate how low his shoulders are below the bottom of his neck. Fat stegosaurus looking faggot.

Ovenbait

baba booey

Where'd it land? How does this compare to Gary and the Mayor of Cincinnati

it’s fucking bewildering how a man does not know how to throw a ball

Picture his kid saying that's my dad.

Bobo must be PISSED. That's his pitch to embarrass himself with awrite.