If it was realistic, Sam would be worshiping the black man's shoes and telling us the serial number and the name of the sweatshop Chinese that made it.
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The black guy thing is played out. I never thought the shit was funny "hahaha big black dick" but Jesus it's as lame now as it was when Jimmy Kimble and Jeff Ross wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. It's fucking homoerotic
It was a good creative choice to not make Jess ugly or weird looking, because a) it just drives home the fact that he doesn't deserve her (or any woman), and b) I'm going to jerk off to her cute tanlined butt later.
I drew the old cartoons of Sam about 2 years ago, I feel that my depiction of his clown shoes inspired this image, so I consider this a collaboration. We really made a great piece of art here, friend. Love ya.
122 comments
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-04-01
Bravo!
1 Subeckk 2019-04-01
Please no one tweet this to him
1 Fatalvision2 2019-04-01
The Paul Orndorff figure is a nice touch
1 SledgeBammer 2019-04-01
Thought the doll had a boner until I saw it was Sam’s finger down his trunks. Such attention to detail!
1 Fatalvision2 2019-04-01
Even in doll form Mr. #1derful is the only real man in that drawing b
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-01
Yep. I'm embarrassed that I knew who it was.
1 Fatalvision2 2019-04-01
No need to be embarrassed. Paul was a legit badass outside the fakery
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-04-01
That fucker legit knocked out fat fuck Vader backstage for being a faggot, while wearing flip flops. Real ass dude.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-04-01
Like Darth Vader???? That Death Star Oreo who could kill nijjerz wit his brain and shit?
He cool.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-01
A lot of them were, that's kinda why the fakery is amusing to fans
1 Opesterino 2019-04-01
missing the one smaller arm
1 jsnoots 2019-04-01
Do you think he'll like that?
Goat laugh
1 Martillo_Valentine 2019-04-01
Is that the Macho Man taking a doodie on the floor?
1 xactraiserx 2019-04-01
He probably likes the attention, tweet it to the other wwe commentary team members and wrestlers.
If we are lucky they will mention it to him, for maximum embarrassment
1 Skip4play 2019-04-01
Im sure the WWE fans will love seeing these when Sam does another live show.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-01
Sounds like you enjoy being a shit-stirrer. I remember someone on O&A who used to do that kind of stuff.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-01
"do u think sam would like it? heheheheheh"
1 pashow84 2019-04-01
Beautiful. The black guy leaving his shoes on really drives home the realism.
1 Drumchapel 2019-04-01
Well you don't expect black guys to wear condoms, they gotta wear something
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-01
Besides out their welcome?
1 boringoneliner 2019-04-01
Should have gone with timbs for the mid 2000s porn charm.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-04-01
Unexpected hommage to The Wire.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-01
Mr. Marcus bustin out them sugar walls
1 McGowan9 2019-04-01
You just know he's still wearing a hat too
1 bollg 2019-04-01
If it was realistic, Sam would be worshiping the black man's shoes and telling us the serial number and the name of the sweatshop Chinese that made it.
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-04-01
Got a nigga rib...hurtin taday!
1 ObsiArmyBest 2019-04-01
Exceptional artistry
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
Poor Sam Jr.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-04-01
Don't be sad. He is playing with Quadan(?) in the clouds.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
Angels strumming harps amplified by the Great Soundbar In The Sky
1 Dead__Sea 2019-04-01
Baby Satchmo cutting a jig in the clouds.
1 kingship75 2019-04-01
Lil' Edgar
1 boringoneliner 2019-04-01
this content is way too good for this sub.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-01
that jess is sexy
1 crookedmile 2019-04-01
Tan lines remind me of those old porn stars like Anna Malle (RIP you dead whore)
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
"You gotta go home. We're not Anna Malle"
1 McGowan9 2019-04-01
Deserves more
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
story of my life brothaman
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-04-01
Jeanna Fine ruled. Best deepthroating ability of any porn bitch in the pre-9/11 era, as well as the first woman I'd ever seen get her ass eaten.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-01
Nice memories, stupid
1 ImAFiveStarManIDIOTS 2019-04-01
Yeah when I think of porn availability and content I too use before/after 9/11. Like my own personal bc/ad of pornography
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-04-01
Nice tits.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-01
Wh-you wanna suck 'em?!
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-01
The motion lines around the tits really bring them to life
1 thisisntwaterisit 2019-04-01
What do you like to do when you're not working?
Can someone compare this to cartoonists that are published in nationwide newspapers?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-01
Leave it alone...
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-01
This is better in artistic representation and in conceptualization.
1 dmix 2019-04-01
The authors older work on Sam was pretty good too: https://i.redd.it/rhwjnhhy0tn11.jpg
1 simbad_reb 2019-04-01
The handprint on her ass is 👍
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-04-01
So lifelike, I'd say poor kid but I don't blame him.
1 marinmr 2019-04-01
awesome
1 CspiceLeReddit 2019-04-01
amazing
1 evil-nick 2019-04-01
OP PLEASE tweet this to him lol
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-04-01
I love this place
1 thrillated 2019-04-01
The kid hanging himself is tough, but fair and realistic.
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-01
They couldn’t spring for a better high chair not from the Renaissance era??
1 jsnoots 2019-04-01
A Monday treat from an artist who knows how to use his weekend free time properly.
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-04-01
You made Sam too attractive
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-04-01
He looks like scientists brought an australopithecus specimen back to life.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-04-01
Let’s all make sure to tweet this to him, gang.
Remember: There is no point in creating all of this great content, if we can’t use it to torture or ruin the lives of the people it’s about.
1 harriswill 2019-04-01
Where's the patreon to donate for this?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-01
Stfu
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2019-04-01
Lose money, stupid
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-01
check out the big brains on Brett.
1 smallDick-Mailman 2019-04-01
*brad
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-01
damnit!
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-04-01
Jess gets blacked
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-04-01
The wrestling doll taking a shit on Sam’s clown shoes is the attention to detail that makes this comic an A+
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-01
This and the doll fucking him in the ass in the last one are the true MVP's.
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-01
Tweet this to wrestlers, too
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-01
Its funny cuz it true.
1 BrooklynWill 2019-04-01
You're too fucking talented to squander it on the existence of this untalented little shit, holy moly. It is still greatly appreciated nonetheless.
1 Opesterino 2019-04-01
this needs and the other works of art need to be tweeted to him, jim, and anyone close to the show on a daily basis.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-01
With bikini season rapidly approaching, more women need to start doing Cunt Squats
1 db111 2019-04-01
MORE MORE MORE
1 dickfartssssss 2019-04-01
This needs to be tweeted at him. Immediately. We have the opportunity to create a Joe Cumia level lol cow
1 greendaylover666 2019-04-01
Doing my part
1 DataEast1 2019-04-01
Imagine having an Instagram account.
1 TungstenShit 2019-04-01
You really know how to capture Sam's grotesqueness.
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1 aRTie02150 2019-04-01
Get rid of this fucking message already
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-01
I like how Sam's got his finger down He-Man's tighty whiteys
1 warchief1978 2019-04-01
I think it is Bruno Sanmartino.
1 SolomonKull 2019-04-01
I recognize Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff, but who is the other wrestler?
This artwork is great.
1 DickSlit 2019-04-01
If we had a sub millionaire, we could just pay this mug to draw Sam comics all day everyday.
1 Dennyislife 2019-04-01
I am not sure Sam would enjoy this one.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-01
The black guy thing is played out. I never thought the shit was funny "hahaha big black dick" but Jesus it's as lame now as it was when Jimmy Kimble and Jeff Ross wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. It's fucking homoerotic
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-01
Being completely frank, just kill yourself today. Thank you.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-01
You do understand that you're on a sub that doesn't take kindly to bullying, right?
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-01
Die, faggot.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-01
Your personality is just a little too dark for my taste
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-01
I pray for just one night like The Purge... if that day comes, which state are you in?
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-01
You wouldn't want it you fuckin geek lmao
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-04-01
It was a good creative choice to not make Jess ugly or weird looking, because a) it just drives home the fact that he doesn't deserve her (or any woman), and b) I'm going to jerk off to her cute tanlined butt later.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-01
Hahaha holy shit
1 tutoredzeus 2019-04-01
Why does this remind me of a political cartoon?
1 Good2Go5280 2019-04-01
I LOLed.
1 josephjeremiah 2019-04-01
Your consistency in your hatred for Sam is beautiful, man.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-01
Can you draw porn of women I know
1 LamarThePotato 2019-04-01
You should do a weekly web comic with this.
Make one about Jim Norton too and host it on a website, in a couple years you'll get $60K in ad-revenue and commissioned work.
That will blow his mind, how can anyone make honest work a get money for it..
1 kencat100 2019-04-01
Hmmm....Nice, long-term strategic thinking there.
1 CacaDick 2019-04-01
Maybe one of Cathy Kelly pissing on pregnant Jess while she cries and Sam is just a faggot?
1 LieutenantTickles 2019-04-01
This art style is disgusting.
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Good job.
1 Drathu 2019-04-01
RIP sam’s seed
1 super7up 2019-04-01
Dude this artist is amazing.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-01
I drew the old cartoons of Sam about 2 years ago, I feel that my depiction of his clown shoes inspired this image, so I consider this a collaboration. We really made a great piece of art here, friend. Love ya.
1 y_ukoh 2019-04-01
You know you're Sam when a grotesque carricature of you is more enjoyable to watch than your actual face.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-01
Impeccable portrayal of a mongoloid losing his way
1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-04-01
Sam diddling his Paul Orndorff action figure.
1 aml_5 2019-04-01
Thomas Nast ain't got shit on this
1 Axelfolly 2019-04-01
Cunt squats? Why didn't u say so in the first place? Carry on then
1 McMuffinsForehead 2019-04-01
Lol wow. Can you do one of Jim Jefferies along the lines of sucking the Hollywood cock?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-01
This has to hurt Sam more than anything else so far.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-01
I sure hope nobody sends these to Sam's wrestling colleagues like that Corey Graves guy he's in love with.
1 bornrevolution 2019-04-01
is that shirt he’s wearing on the NotSam store? i’d wear it to my son’s wedding
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-04-01
These pictures deserve a Nobel prize
1 ucfgavin 2019-04-01
I love it
1 lordofallshit 2019-04-01
Does sams wife see a trainer he’s jealous of?
1 Amiigo7 2019-04-01
This is great. Do one with Esther Ku having sex with me. No jokes though, I don't care for them. Just the drawing will be fine thanks.
1 kjb109 2019-04-01
Little Boy Blue, because he's dead. Get it.
1 Nah_Ming 2019-04-01
sigh unzips