Fatrick's comment section meltdown: just the replies

40  2019-04-01 by diddlybooba

51 comments

Vurry good

He’s really doubling down on the child stuff.

Nice observation stupid

Nice useless response to a useless observation, child

Nice child in place of stupid, child

Sweetie, the stupid was implied

Oh, honey. You sweet little nothing

child

I do not talk like no black woman, honey child. My child. Child.

Is this about the ice cream bowls?

bowels

Sweetie child

Bless his heart

There is no way you can read his posts without hearing a fat, black womans voice. It must be his true inner self speaking.

I think i REALLY got to him.

You know how Ant’s queer voice comes out when he’s had one too many bud lights? I think that happened to Fatrick’s typing tonight.

Of course he’s at a bar! That’s not impressive, it’s just sad.

He’s chatting it up with old gay men too when he’s there, to learn about their struggles of course not to suck them off

It's a form of reparations.

It's just common courtesy. These men defeated the Nazis, child.

I don't think I've ever seen someone so in love with themself. Combined that with his pathological need to be "right" about everything, and it's amazing. He will never stop replying. His ego will not allow it.

You know how bad that is, for this place? To constantly respond? Did God just build this guy for this sub? The last person we had like this was Danny and we all know how that ended.

They're gonna gas Fatrick?

Fattrick is going to end up in a mental institution lol

LOL

Patrick is this sub's answer to the glory days of Erock getting humiliated on air. They're the same guy: the overinflated sense of self... the weird hobbies and pop obsessions... the poor diet... the lack of self-awareness and falling for the same trick over and over again.

More things change, more they stay the same, huh, guys?

You motherfucking hypocrite; that's hilarious.

I've never seen a man with less of a public reputation to defend, defend it so aggressively... and so badly.

Let me introduce you to 2U business owner l, veteran of the potato wars, and father of... father of 4, Joseph Cumia.

People don't go to such great lengths loving themselves because they actually love themselves. It sounds cruel to be doing this to him, but the only way to help him is to break him down first.

Sad

I like when he switches from child to coward. @Roman went thru him like a laser.

Got his faggot friends to call out his "child" phrase.

that was some sun tzu shit

Watching his team lead the division... 4 games into the 162 game season. What a complete tool

It's not like he really cares about the success of the Brewers anyways, he just watches them for homoerotic purposes

I'm over this "child" bit like he's CCH Pounder.

His poor sexually frustrated current wife

She's only frustrated he comes home and isn't dead in a ditch.

Fucker is losing his mind

Nice method of dealing with trolls, stupid.

He is just so hateable. Child.

"I am better that you"

signed,

a writer.

This guy is out of his mind. I don’t understand this thought process. Do people not understand that you just ignore comments you don’t like? He’s bringing the trolling on himself.

I bet he starting using child after watching that empowering video of singing vaginas

“A wise man told me don't argue with fools. Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who.” - Opie Hughes

I've played enough online games to spot a nerd rage a mile away

what did we do to deserve this endless tub of lardy joy?

hey Fatrick, you seem very confident in your intellectual superiority over us dickless incel children, I bet you wouldn't dare let me interview you?? It would be good practise for that upcoming TV appearance (hahahahaah!) but anyway (HAHAHAHAHA!)

seriously tho', I'd still publish it even if you got the better of me with your razor-sharp wit.

Out of the loop. Can any kind souls point to the beginnings of this story?

A pudgy, self-publishing (i.e. unsuccessful) sci-fi author on Twitter somehow got our attention about 3 months ago for being a Left-wing version of Joe. He proved easy to get a rise out of, so some folks here began taunting him and posting his reactions. They got his account banned for some violent remark he made and now he's on Facebook seething about Nazis and trolls. Last night he got into an intense back-and-forth with some Nazi trolls in the comments section of a 6 year old YouTube video starring him, wherein he fended off accusations of being a pedophile and rapist by calling people "child".

Hahaha that's great. Keep an eye peeled for a chest of gold coming your way!

Is this about the ice cream bowls?

Sweetie child

Bless his heart

There is no way you can read his posts without hearing a fat, black womans voice. It must be his true inner self speaking.

It's not like he really cares about the success of the Brewers anyways, he just watches them for homoerotic purposes