"Never ran a whole marathon, child. I run half marathons, and I am happy to compare my PB with yours. Go on. Waiting to hear your best time."

9  2019-04-01 by nomobjustice

7 comments

1  Brother_Anthony 2019-04-01

Can't believe he thinks he is superior when he posts shit like that unironically.

1  arealbabycthulhu 2019-04-01

Why does Fat Pat think he has a competitive PB? He is fat, a relatively fit individual is almost guaranteed to crush his times. If he tried beating my PB 1 mile time of 4:54, he would die shitting himself. 4:54 isn't even that fast, there are girls who beat my time.

1  WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-01

Your supposed time is what an elite marathon runner makes, according to Google.

1  arealbabycthulhu 2019-04-01

Yeah they run that pace the entire marathon because they're beasts. 4:54 is my time for a singular mile - a 1600 meter race.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-04-01

BOOMER!

1  StuttsyThePimp 2019-04-01

Both fatrick and the mayor of Bullet Town were fat pedophiles but the mayor was successful and ran the Thunderdome

1  nomobjustice 2019-04-01

This is The People Eater, Sir.