Anth is literally too broke to be able to fix his failing hair plugs.

84  2019-03-31 by JustPooch

58 comments

Where is his Fucking jawline??

non-existent, like his liver enzymes

his species dissolve their jaw to swallow children whole. it grows back in 2-3 weeks

With his guns.

With his guns.

That's called a Guinness neck.

Nigger got mange.

Hideous. Anthony’s appearance is perfect for the type of person he is.

He’s surrounded himself with so many fucking vampire leeches he has nothing at all now

I agree, pretty funny stuff

He is celebrating his niggerness by slowly getting cornrows

how do you fix that shit?

Get them shits reinstalled

i figured the scar tissue would make it hard

Or at least install a quick weave

Brother Tony's options are limited to cum-dried pubes or hair in a spray can.

Don't wash that bit of shoe polish off from last night

You don't. He should have just let it fall out. Mother nature was doing him a favor by getting rid of that awful Brilo pad shit on top of his head.

I was told hair plugs are a permanent solution

I got a permanent solution for him.

Is it a final solution?

Getting him fired from his radio show so he rots in obscurity?

Is this real? His portrait is disgustingly hideous.

You mean his profile?

Jesus I’m losing my mind

Better than your hair

All his plugs have moved inside his nose and neck.

too much hair dye.

His local Chinese restaurant only has mustard and duck sauce left after Anthony is done stuffing his pockets.

He’s got the complexion of a weather satellite

INDIVIDUALLY PLACED FOLLICLES!!!

-Bald faggot.

Individually placed follicles

Even if he had the money he couldn't do the month of no alcohol that it requires

Ha ha ha, ho-lee shit

No it’s just that pedophiles have such a strong balding gene that plugs don’t work for them.

Technically; you’re only supposed to have 3-4 surgeries for a lifetime. One every 10 years (giving the scar tissue time to heal, etc). His donor hair probably stinks now, to the point where, even when they cover his problem areas, it still looks like this.

He’s probably still getting the surgery done, but this is probably the BEST they can do, with the hair he has.

He should really just slit his own fat neck.

And expire while gushing out pus and putrefaction.

sometimes we get dark man

You study this old mans appearance.

That "old man" is your little brother. Show some respect.

The hair is the very least of his problems. That said, I hear his good buddy Jim is flush with $60,000 in found money. I'm sure he'd be happy to help a friend.

How does someone age so poorly. This guy must be on a heavy diet of refined carbs, alcohol and anything and everything processed. People don't normally age this badly even for 60 years of age.

Is this photoshop? If not he is dying and that makes me very happy.

He needed da money?

Damn fool, don't you know you can spray that shit on?

above all else: real.

unless, above the hairline

Are these pictures real or did someone use Imager?

AHA, proof that Ant lost in a Tunisian Knife Fight in a back alley!

Sue ripped some hair out

There's no fixing that. After the 10,000th night of beer/xanax use to suppress troubling homosexual desires, the hair takes a hit and can't be saved.

His bald spot looks like that cock carved into some stone from 5,000 years ago they recently found

"I'm getting the old soy sauce treatment..." <--- Shut up you fuckin Susan

What we areclooking at is a man who's had tens of thousands of dollars of cosmetic work done.

Ribbit

Keiths ironing has gone downhill also.

He really doesnt have the head shape for shaving it off. His hair meant everything to him so he will be fighting this mess til the end.

No. He has just been too busy to go get some filler plugs put in. Keith made him an appointment for late July to get some fillers put in.

All is good!