Remember the $130,000 Fugitive ?

73  2019-03-31 by InnocentUnclePaul

35 comments

Who dat bitch?

Von looking like 80s Anthony.

Oh that brings it all together. Thank you.

Fangerless gloves

god i love you

Imagine Patrice’s dismissive smirk at this shit. Always gives me a chuckle

Yeah braindead with half of his face paralyzed lmao

Tsss

nigger cunt

Whore cunt graverobbing slut

Every black woman is a hooker and a thief. It just depends on how well they hide it.

but if you find the right one, she'll whore herself out and steal for you

and that's true love.

True. I wish I wasn't so hopelessly, helplessly attracted to them. The one I'm banging was so blackout drunk last night she couldn't even walk, she was super horny and just so fucking trashy I could barely get a rod. I could feel my deep eastern European & Italian roots kicking in, just thinking "these people are a genuinely lower class of human being."

Yeah I say that about any race when my dick don't work.

I got a rod, but it took some doing. She's pretty and has some of the nicest natural tits I've ever had the pleasure of indulging in. (On the flip side, she has one of the ugliest pussies I've ever seen. It looks like someone lit a firecracker in a fucking Arby's roast beef sandwich)

dude, we all know your a big homo penis licker

Be honest, how bad does her disastrous cunt stink?

It doesn't. I would tell you, genuinely.

It's just aesthetically displeasing. It's like an old beat up Ford pick up truck. It might look like shit on the outside, but it will still get you where you need to go, and you have a strange affinity for it.

Normally my racism wouldn't allow me to believe you, but since you're being genuine about it... I'm curious Bones, what type of negress do you go after and how do you do it?

Ive actually met most of mine online. This chick I met on Plenty Of Fish, the last person I ever met off there. One a friend of mine hooked me up with, and I met one in December on the set of a short film I was working on.

My favorite are black valley girls, who are white chicks in black girls bodies. White girl hair, athletic build. Talk like mall chicks.

(My name is actually from Steve McQueen in the Getaway. But Im a Star Trek fag too)

It looks like someone lit a firecracker in a fucking Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

I’m stealing that.

Spread it around.

And your kids will be diraciated retarded messes. Don't throw away your ancestry faggot

My ancestry? Huguenots and Frisian savages. You act like every white guy's got family heirlooms, we aint got shit.

Didn't he write a bit about how she had a stinky anus and he had to decide if he could stomach it or if he had to tell her to go wash her ass?

Nice legacy, gold digger

It was her pussy wasn't it? He said her's smells like white castle

Smells like White Castle? I’m all in then.

The only consolation is that none of those ill gotten $$ will be saved. Enjoy it while you can.

Ah hoo-hoo Patrice!

The increased short term boost to her bank account will only make her adopt a lifestyle that will eventually bankrupt her.

Are you implying that she is, I don’t know, some specific type of rich?

She's looking like she should be on the cast of Sesame Street in the 80s

Her pussy smells like cheeseburgers

Sign me up.

Professional begger

Yeah braindead with half of his face paralyzed lmao

Normally my racism wouldn't allow me to believe you, but since you're being genuine about it... I'm curious Bones, what type of negress do you go after and how do you do it?

Are you implying that she is, I don’t know, some specific type of rich?