Women obtainable by Carl Ruiz 2/2

49  2019-03-31 by Moveinslience

23 comments

You forgot ms chipperson

You would've thought a gal like that had more integrity.

Never forget when everyone went crazy for a basic bitch driving around talking like a baby

She sabotaged herself pretty perfectly and managed to get out before "no baby noises" caught on. That unfiltered picture of her with Ruiz definitely added 30 years to her face as well.

What’s he doing with Andy Richter’s wife?

Lunch

Racing each other to their coronary

Don't cat call me!

At least this "woman" is smiling, so she might have a somewhat pleasant personality. Andy's wife has a permanent sour puss expression on her face

Wouldn't you if you were married to that Swedish-German?

Imaging wearing a Guy's Grocery Games hoodie in public, hoping someone asks you about it and you can say yes, I was on Guy's Grocery Games, care for a photo?

i'm pretty sure that all former professional athletes wear around their jersey even after they retire

I've never seen prescription 3D glasses before lol

Yuck, Carl's fat third world brown rapist fingers

Look how sinister the scummy little beaner looks.

He looks like he has a troop of dead babies in a garbage bag nearby.

This fat bald fuck must own about 400 hats.

yeah this bit doesnt really work when hes had sex with the sexy chip lady

Sexy chip lady? Lauren?

Why are his lips always so red?

That's Mrs Landau!

She's gonna end up butchered and hanging in his cool room for sure.

He's bout to put some lunch on her, Jerry Springer style, and do some #ruizing.

Lunch

At least this "woman" is smiling, so she might have a somewhat pleasant personality. Andy's wife has a permanent sour puss expression on her face