My "ex" & I are best friends

82  2019-03-31 by RapistWithHIV

56 comments

Look at how happy this faggot is just to sit next to a woman

Of course he is. Now he has someone to fish compliments from about his weight loss and complain about "boys" with.

She looks like him

"She's funny, man! Genuinely."

She couldn’t look more disinterested

Dead eyes

"See guys! I'm having fun! Genuinely! My facial expression would tell you if I wasn't!"

Obvious forced smile.

Its like she's hoping he'll get the point when he looks at the picture later.

Why even take a picture if you smile like that?

For a man obsessed with taking photos with celebrities, why can't he smile like a human?

He has to creepily lean in close and smoosh his worm head right next to hers. When she leaves she’ll send snaps of her naked body to her hot guy friend and Jim will snap her nonsense hoping for a reply. He’ll probably watch as her snap score increases and he gets ignored. When she finally climaxes, she’ll throw him a quick reply before bed so he invites her to his next “celebrity” event. Gotta keep up the facade until she either gets a break or a more famous comedian starts giving her handouts.

wtf is a snap score

social credit for zoomers

He used to BROOD at her darkly.

Also genuinely

Why wouldn’t a pretty young woman like to date a 5’4 50 year old that grew up letting his friends piss in his mouth and pays to have sex with men wearing dresses.

You make it sound so appealing...

that stuff never happened. he lies because he is not interesting

Everything this unfunny bitch has done has reeked of her just trying to leech off Jim's G-list status. No one genuinely likes you, Jim.

i would celebrate it, if she passed Jim in celebrity status (and ghosted him thereafter). the worm deserves to be left behind by everybody.

this average bitch hit the wall fucking fast

ol thin lips

she looks like ET

ET with a hint of Drew Barrymore.

I must have missed the scene where ET knocks up toddler Drew.

It’s in the rare Director’s Cut edition.

AOC looks like ET.

That's the goofy-looking bitch he's been talking about for years?

No straight man talks to a hole that is done giving up said hole. Any time a guy says they are still "friends" with their ex it's because there's no other pussy on the horizon for them, and there will never be. Can't trust these types.

Any time a guy says they are still "friends" with their ex it's because there's no other pussy on the horizon for them, and there will never be.

That's just not true. Some of them are homosexuals too.

Fair point. Some guys have to do it because of a custody situation or because of their job, but that's it. Unless you include the guys who are just lurking for reunion-pussy.

Custody guys you can only have sympathy for, that shits fucking brutal.

no man is friends with women they don't want to fuck

She realized she can have all of the "benefits" of a relationship with Jim but she doesn't have to fuck him. Best of both worlds, really.

Which one is this? Is this Jenny karm?

Yes

Fuck she really hit a wall I remember her being more attractive.

What the fuck are they looking at?

Desperate faggot would rather be friendzoned and hangout with trannies than be bothered to do anything remotely fun or interesting with his “real” friends, including swalling their jizz which for Jim i assume is like a handshake

All my ex's are fucking retards, I only keep in touch with any of them for jerk off material.

He even know not to actually put his hand on her bc he’s a total creep and knows she thinks that too

She once kissed him after smoking pot and he was VERY upset!

Bitch kind of looks like Adam Scott.

I don't mean for this to sound sassy but am I supposed to know who the fuck that woman is?

I’m not famous at all but I could give her a right rogering.

She has a cunt face.

I would like to throw away all of Jim’s celebrity photos

I’d wanna rip them while he watched

If you’re a man and have a friend that’s a woman, you’re a fag. Women have nothing to offer a man friendwise.

Look guys, here I am having a great time with an actual woman with a vagina & wearing a UFC shirt bc I love boxing & girls just like every straight man. Stop asking.

Wow, she is really ugly.

damn does this bitch carry her groceries in with those eyes

I can't think of another funny person who has failed me more profoundly than James Norton. I don't even recognize this man.

puh-thetic.

She friend-zoned Jim and now he's paying her bills. He's such a bitch.

wtf is a snap score