He has to creepily lean in close and smoosh his worm head right next to hers. When she leaves she’ll send snaps of her naked body to her hot guy friend and Jim will snap her nonsense hoping for a reply. He’ll probably watch as her snap score increases and he gets ignored. When she finally climaxes, she’ll throw him a quick reply before bed so he invites her to his next “celebrity” event. Gotta keep up the facade until she either gets a break or a more famous comedian starts giving her handouts.
Why wouldn’t a pretty young woman like to date a 5’4 50 year old that grew up letting his friends piss in his mouth and pays to have sex with men wearing dresses.
No straight man talks to a hole that is done giving up said hole. Any time a guy says they are still "friends" with their ex it's because there's no other pussy on the horizon for them, and there will never be. Can't trust these types.
Fair point. Some guys have to do it because of a custody situation or because of their job, but that's it. Unless you include the guys who are just lurking for reunion-pussy.
Desperate faggot would rather be friendzoned and hangout with trannies than be bothered to do anything remotely fun or interesting with his “real” friends, including swalling their jizz which for Jim i assume is like a handshake
Look guys, here I am having a great time with an actual woman with a vagina & wearing a UFC shirt bc I love boxing & girls just like every straight man. Stop asking.
56 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2019-03-31
Look at how happy this faggot is just to sit next to a woman
1 McGowan9 2019-03-31
Of course he is. Now he has someone to fish compliments from about his weight loss and complain about "boys" with.
1 JMueller2012 2019-03-31
She looks like him
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-03-31
"She's funny, man! Genuinely."
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-31
She couldn’t look more disinterested
1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-31
Dead eyes
1 racemic_mixture 2019-03-31
"See guys! I'm having fun! Genuinely! My facial expression would tell you if I wasn't!"
1 zoogie778 2019-03-31
Obvious forced smile.
1 rykorotez 2019-03-31
Its like she's hoping he'll get the point when he looks at the picture later.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-31
Why even take a picture if you smile like that?
1 Jungies 2019-03-31
For a man obsessed with taking photos with celebrities, why can't he smile like a human?
1 timallenonacid 2019-03-31
He has to creepily lean in close and smoosh his worm head right next to hers. When she leaves she’ll send snaps of her naked body to her hot guy friend and Jim will snap her nonsense hoping for a reply. He’ll probably watch as her snap score increases and he gets ignored. When she finally climaxes, she’ll throw him a quick reply before bed so he invites her to his next “celebrity” event. Gotta keep up the facade until she either gets a break or a more famous comedian starts giving her handouts.
1 dmix 2019-03-31
wtf is a snap score
1 troligarch 2019-03-31
social credit for zoomers
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-31
He used to BROOD at her darkly.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-31
Also genuinely
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-31
Why wouldn’t a pretty young woman like to date a 5’4 50 year old that grew up letting his friends piss in his mouth and pays to have sex with men wearing dresses.
1 Phkna1 2019-03-31
You make it sound so appealing...
1 nortonwasneverfunny 2019-03-31
that stuff never happened. he lies because he is not interesting
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-31
Everything this unfunny bitch has done has reeked of her just trying to leech off Jim's G-list status. No one genuinely likes you, Jim.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-31
i would celebrate it, if she passed Jim in celebrity status (and ghosted him thereafter). the worm deserves to be left behind by everybody.
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-03-31
this average bitch hit the wall fucking fast
1 dmix 2019-03-31
ol thin lips
1 marinmr 2019-03-31
she looks like ET
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-31
ET with a hint of Drew Barrymore.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-31
I must have missed the scene where ET knocks up toddler Drew.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-31
It’s in the rare Director’s Cut edition.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-03-31
AOC looks like ET.
1 Percocetz 2019-03-31
That's the goofy-looking bitch he's been talking about for years?
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-31
No straight man talks to a hole that is done giving up said hole. Any time a guy says they are still "friends" with their ex it's because there's no other pussy on the horizon for them, and there will never be. Can't trust these types.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-31
That's just not true. Some of them are homosexuals too.
1 db111 2019-03-31
Fair point. Some guys have to do it because of a custody situation or because of their job, but that's it. Unless you include the guys who are just lurking for reunion-pussy.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-31
Custody guys you can only have sympathy for, that shits fucking brutal.
1 troligarch 2019-03-31
no man is friends with women they don't want to fuck
1 Phkna1 2019-03-31
She realized she can have all of the "benefits" of a relationship with Jim but she doesn't have to fuck him. Best of both worlds, really.
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-31
Which one is this? Is this Jenny karm?
1 asseating_buttlicker 2019-03-31
Yes
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-31
Fuck she really hit a wall I remember her being more attractive.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-03-31
What the fuck are they looking at?
1 RockCoatMon 2019-03-31
Desperate faggot would rather be friendzoned and hangout with trannies than be bothered to do anything remotely fun or interesting with his “real” friends, including swalling their jizz which for Jim i assume is like a handshake
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-03-31
All my ex's are fucking retards, I only keep in touch with any of them for jerk off material.
1 EarlPronk 2019-03-31
He even know not to actually put his hand on her bc he’s a total creep and knows she thinks that too
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-31
She once kissed him after smoking pot and he was VERY upset!
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-31
Bitch kind of looks like Adam Scott.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-03-31
I don't mean for this to sound sassy but am I supposed to know who the fuck that woman is?
1 compoundorbust 2019-03-31
I’m not famous at all but I could give her a right rogering.
1 VicDumb 2019-03-31
She has a cunt face.
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-31
I would like to throw away all of Jim’s celebrity photos
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-03-31
I’d wanna rip them while he watched
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-03-31
If you’re a man and have a friend that’s a woman, you’re a fag. Women have nothing to offer a man friendwise.
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-31
Look guys, here I am having a great time with an actual woman with a vagina & wearing a UFC shirt bc I love boxing & girls just like every straight man. Stop asking.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-03-31
Wow, she is really ugly.
1 troligarch 2019-03-31
damn does this bitch carry her groceries in with those eyes
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-31
I can't think of another funny person who has failed me more profoundly than James Norton. I don't even recognize this man.
1 Monotoned 2019-03-31
puh-thetic.
1 dalgriff 2019-03-31
She friend-zoned Jim and now he's paying her bills. He's such a bitch.
1 dmix 2019-03-31
wtf is a snap score