Existence. Both

Refusal to die. Both.

I hate when Jim wears Metallica shirts.

Jim: He isn't funny at all and his career (including off-air standup) is a result of a defunct radio show of almost 5 years. His fans are borderline retarded truckers who desperately want to relive the glory days of O and A.

Sam: He's a gay faggot who weaseled his way into the gig by acting like a total sociopath to his fellow interns. He's an ugly abomination with a diarrhea beard who needs to shove WWE action figures into his ass in order to have any blood at all flow into his penis.

Sam's unearned ego. He was at the right place at the right time after two people spectacularly imploded and thinks his talent brought him there.

Jim's refusal to grow up, stop pretending like being horny is a personality, extreme laziness at the show with show prep, and belief that never being exposed to anything he hadn't already seen/heard/read helps his ability as a performer. All of that combines into making him incredibly boring and predictable.

The constant breathing in and out

I definitely know what Jim's most hateable trait is.

His phoniness.

The one trait every person should have is to be true to themselves. But Jim can't do that. The fucking loser.

Jim: His inability to just fully come out after 40 yrs of "jokingly" talking about trannies. We get it, it a lady with a cock that at least makes you bi Jim.

Sam: his fucking watered down impression of the show that gave him everything but acting like he's reinventing the medium.

Jim’s sociopathic lack of personality and Sam’s insufferable cheeky-troll irony.

Everything about sam is absolutely hateable

That’s a tough one, man

Everything. Everything.