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Question: did you explicitly ask for consent before masturbating in front of her? This may not be your fault.

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How do you she wasn’t trans if you struck out?

Excuse me, its ma'am

They call that “passing”.

and it never happens

You got farther than most of us.

You should have showed her this sub and our latest hijinx in our battle against the Cumia brothers. That would have lubed her up.

I’ve absolutely talked about this place with the ladies I’m seeing now. Time and again, I’ve tried to explain how funny the Joe Cumia story is. They can follow along, and they live the people’s court stuff, but they aren’t all in.

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to explain all of it together, in a nice succinct package, for years.

You keep this place as far away from any pussy you are interested in. Either they will think you're a psycho or they will be into it. You don't want either

I can't imagine this being true

with the ladies I'm seeing now

You talk like a serial killer.

i see them all the time, but they never see me aha ha

You may not have gained pussy, but you've gained expertise.

I salute you.

Plus a lot of times their pussies smell bad anyway

Tell her about this place. How can any woman not be intrigued by a man who voluntarily spends his time in this purgatory for the forsaken.

I did this and my girlfriend thinks it's funny. She doesn't know all the details but she knows Joseph Cumia is a comically neglectful father.

Oh yeah I think I remember you mentioning that before. That's cool. Marry her. She's a keeper.

Should've told her you're a big deal on the internet.

Next time try asking her out for coffee while standing at the entrance to your brother’s book signing while screaming like a buffoon

Ha ha, that's hilarious!

Wait a sec, what do u mean “struck out” ? Did you go in for a boob grab and she slapped ur hand away?

He's only 6' tall. A full inch below the irresistibly fuckable size.

I hope "striking out" entailed three good swings of a bat

Did you give her enough tokens for her attention? I hear that’s how you get them to notice you.

tell her you are part of a watchdog group against foreign perverts running sex assault rings