Herd of midgets with their panties in a bunch

10  2019-03-30 by Compound_MediaPR

10 comments

1  AdmiralJPPeckah 2019-03-30

I'm an ultra-desirable, sexy as fuck 6'1," so I'd have nothing to worry about.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-30

Oh god you kick my ass!!

1  AdmiralJPPeckah 2019-03-30

Not only that, but Milla Jovovich is en route to suck my cock as we speak.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-30

Lucky your schedules didn't clash!

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-03-30

Do what fat or old people do to get laid and make more money than normal looking people you crying pussies

1  ElFaporino 2019-03-30

I saw that, and I was actually for it, i'm not 5'11 though, or highly desirable 6'1'

1  IceBoxChamberlain 2019-03-30

I have a buddy that's 5'6", and he has no problem picking up chicks. Maybe these dweebs should stop whining about their shortcomings and learn how to talk to women.

1  throwbenny 2019-03-30

Is he closer to James Bond or Ted Bundy in terms of 'picking up' chicks?

1  IceBoxChamberlain 2019-03-30

He's more like 007, where as I take the Ted Bundy approach.

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-03-30

Thanks for this, I needed another sub to laugh at when this one is inevitably shut down some day.