Hey Joe, remember your parody song for "Baby, It's Cold Outside"?
90 2019-03-29 by crookedmile
The one you went on-and-on about on your social media for weeks, telling everyone how popular the song was, asking others to spread the word?
I inflated all of your Youtube views as a Christmas gift to myself. All of it was fake, bought and paid for 6 times over. Did you really think you received 60k legitimate views and only 16 comments? You are not an intelligent man.
But if it's any consolation, about 400 of those views are actually real, so there's a feather in your cap. Have a great weekend, you fucking retard
74 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-29
Why.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
No reason really just had a bunch of Paypal credit for a damaged Wayfair order. Completely forgot about it until I was cleaning my files today
1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-29
It's called money, dumbbell.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
Very true. Long story short: I got a refund on the chairs I ordered, got to the keep the original chairs ,and they sent a replacement set. Wayfair needs to step their return game up
1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-29
We heard you
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-29
Because old Joey Cow Face was probably walking around with his head held high for months thinking "I still got it!!!". Well, guess what Joe, you don't have it and are still a failure. It's such a weird thing to do that it's hilarious.
1 mudpart2 2019-03-29
You’re a weirdo
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-29
You do odd shit to people man
1 Hamburger212 2019-03-29
real talk.. how much was that? and how can I do that?
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-29
As least double digit from the look of it
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
Gotta college boy here
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-29
I am in need of 50$ bill in my mail, would you be so kind to send it to me?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-29
The long con
1 Skip4play 2019-03-29
Damn near a 4 month incubation.
Nice restraint, stupid.
1 tapetape2 2019-03-29
For my next prank I’m going to mail $50 bills to the compound that’ll teach nana.
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-29
Totally legal folks
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-29
$50 rents a lot of Craigslist transexuals.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-03-29
Well, you really showed him.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-29
kinda gay on your part, weirdo
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
joe obsessed people esp the ones butthurt about drumpf politics are freaks
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
Stop injecting politics into everything you dirty fucking faggot
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
stop reading my post log creep
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
No way man, I'm following you everywhere just like you think I do. As a matter of fact, I've got a video about you right now that's collecting a bunch of views that I'm going to debut in August
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
i'm a character in your mind and you are nothing to me
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
This shit is so fucking gay. Is your favorite movie The Matrix?
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
i didnt intend it but that would go good in a morpheus voice
1 OpiesMAGAcrew 2019-03-29
So, doesn't he make some money off the views?
1 PassProtect15 2019-03-29
No you don't get it. He paid $30 so that Joe could earn $3.
Wait what
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-29
It would have been funnier if you reported him to youtube for fake views and documented it. Then when they deleted the views, make this post. Why fuck with Joe if you're only going to half ass it?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-29
I study youtube crime. I document it.
1 Jani3D 2019-03-29
You and Pete Townshend
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
I honestly just forgot. Guess my heart wasn't really in it. I will say I enjoyed him crowing about the numbers on Twitter and FB. If anyone can find those, it's pretty funny on the timeline
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-29
You are a fucking retard
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
Yeah probably
1 bornrevolution 2019-03-29
hey i got a soundcloud account you can "prank" too if you want
1 heeby_kikeberger 2019-03-29
You really got him
1 BlueBash 2019-03-29
I only sympathize with the grandmother from Singapore that has to repeatedly view that video
1 JerkyJimmy 2019-03-29
Retarded faggot.
1 comic631 2019-03-29
I posted it on a forum a while ago, so count about 50-75 of those views as people listening specifically to make fun of it.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
Ha ha holy shit!!! u/crookedsmile with the fucking long con. Seriously you are a fucking sage and are playing some high level 5D chess here. Fucking hardest I've laughed in a while and that's saying a lot with all the funny shit on this board. A true brotherman.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
The fact that you all post endlessly about Joe Cumia and when this guy actually does something clever and funny as this, you give him shit shows you're all actually bigger faggots and pussies than joe. Think about that shit. The only thing damaged here will be bro Joe's ego, it's a victimless crime. This guy should be the most up voted on this boards history, but instead you talk shit. Fuck you pussies that don't find this funny.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
He did something retarded that helped Joe and then came and posted about it like he really stuck it to him. It's retarded and so are you, I hope you die an awful death.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
It didn't help him. He's living a lie thinking he did good. How is that not hilarious you fatherless faggot? Go fall on a knife, no one loves you.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
Actually my father is still alive and both of my parents love me very much.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
That's not what they say to the rest of your genetically stunted family.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
My whole family is very good looking and healthy. Our genes are very good.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
You post in this board, no they're fucking not. You can't even grasp humor you dolt.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
Actually I'm very good at grasping humor.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
Jesus Christ, are you fucking 15? Actually I am good at everything you say I'm not.... oh you sure got me there faggot. Go eat your mothers pussy if your genetics are so good you daft cunt.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
British faggot cunt.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
That's all? Jesus Christ you suck so bad at this.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
Actually I'm very good at this.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
Fucking yikes. Patrick go back to writing your sci-fi novels, you have a child to support that's being raised by a black man.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
lol fag
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
I'm dealing with a 15 year old that never listened to the show live.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
Actually I listened to the show live every day.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
Say actually one more fucking time.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
Actually...
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
Hey man, some people spend hours editing documentaries or conducting phone interviews, I like fucking with YouTube views. I'm a wild man like that
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-29
You need to delete this username and register a new one.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
You need to become a man one day.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-29
I'm sure your version of that involves dollar store halloween hats and bottoming for transvestites.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
I top that shit, while fucking brooooooding.
1 Jani3D 2019-03-29
Hmm. That's... Um. What was your reasoning, again?
1 2UsRoadie 2019-03-29
Too be fair, who'd take something like that into consideration? You're Looney Tunes.
1 alkiefuck 2019-03-29
fawwkin love the 'tism
1 Anarox 2019-03-29
Holy fuck
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
this isn't an own or even an eccentric prank like joecumia.com, it's just retarded and kind of pathetic
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-29
Wherever you go, there you are the biggest faggot.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
you will die unnoticed
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-29
Are you speaking Italian?
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-29
God damn that's a slow burning bit. I remember BroJoe bovinely boasting about his parodies success. I actually felt bad for him for a second there.
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-29
Weird flex but alright
1 RatherPleasent 2019-03-29
So you paid out of pocket to make someone else happy? Good for you, god bless.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-29
No reason really just had a bunch of Paypal credit for a damaged Wayfair order. Completely forgot about it until I was cleaning my files today
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-29
Because old Joey Cow Face was probably walking around with his head held high for months thinking "I still got it!!!". Well, guess what Joe, you don't have it and are still a failure. It's such a weird thing to do that it's hilarious.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-29
Actually I'm very good at grasping humor.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
Jesus Christ, are you fucking 15? Actually I am good at everything you say I'm not.... oh you sure got me there faggot. Go eat your mothers pussy if your genetics are so good you daft cunt.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-29
Fucking yikes. Patrick go back to writing your sci-fi novels, you have a child to support that's being raised by a black man.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-29
stop reading my post log creep