Perpetual victim

Hopefully of a failed suicide attempt that leaves him unable to do anything but blink and read our positive posts on his IG.

You want him to retain his ability to blink? That's nice of you

Oooh nooooo. He's gon git us

After his kfc run... so maybe next week.

Nice false comparison, stupid.

This seems like a step above trolling on a Reddit thread

In his little fantasy world they have to build a new prison to give us all 20 years because we gave his terrible books bad reviews.

And pointed out that he probably rapes kids and lets black men shit in his mouth.

I can't argue with facts.

Probably? I think you're looking at a scientific certainty sir.

Because calling this fat faggot a fat faggot is the same as contacting SWAT and sending them to someones house where they could die. This guy is fucking insane.

He’s compared his own back and forth banter with an obscure subreddit to the churchland massacre in which 49 people were gunned down. He is completely narcissistic. Let alone fat, ugly, and feminine.

He's flat wrong. The back and worth with this sub isn't nearly as hilarious as the mosque shooting.

Two days in this life truly haunt me. 9/11 and the day Patrick Tomlinson was kicked off Twitter.

bizarro joe with a nice parallel to the pearl harbour, 9/11 tweet

He is completely narcissistic. Let alone fat, ugly, untalented, and feminine.

He's also not at all a rarity. This kind of thinking is pretty commonplace.

I just made the same comment without reading yours. But yeah. Fuck I hate him.

Fat Pat thinks that getting a man killed is the same as getting his twitter deleted due to him posting violent and threatening tweets. Nice logic, fat pedophile.

Let's not take away from Patrick's tragedy. What we did was just as bad at killing 50 people.

The best part is we didn't even do anything. He got suspended for shit that was unrelated to anything from here.

The old cumia treatment

It's all fatty has to live for

Calling the cops on people has always been illegal. The fact that this fat faggot is comparing the act of people "trolling" him to calling the cops on people in the hopes that someone is killed is insane.

He has the same reasoning skills as Norton and the Cumia's .

Violent, threatening, and perverted tweets at that. Who the fuck wants to force a pineapple into a 72 year old man's rectum? That tub of shit fat Pat is really disturbed

To be fair the faggot /u/lawyerherelistenup has tried multiple times to get someone to SWAT Joe Cumia.

If you take enough steps you can 100% anonymous online. What a fat titted idiot

what the fuck is this fat child rapists point ?

That he prefers kids because they can't run faster than him.

10 year olds and up leave this fucker in the dust due to stamina alone. He goes after under developed 6-9 year olds like a fat faggot lion in the jungle of pedophilia.

Oh he thinks police are going to arrest the subreddit for calling him a fat, faggot, pedophile with aids because so one crank called SWAT. It's exactly the same thing right?

Swatting is different than laughing at at your fat pretentious ass.

If you had a brain you'd know that. Then again, if you had a brain you might not be a failed author.

Are you saying that handing out free copies of your godawful self-published drivel to drunk 3s in dreary Midwestern bars doesn't constitute being a successful novelist?

This swatter looks like a Cumia cousin.

To be fair to this bugchasing retard, a world leader that was genuinely concerned with the well being of society would in fact sniff all of the packets and euthanize anybody who posts here. Luckily for us nobody who is actually that responsible and altruistic will ever get near any levers of power.

Trump 2020!

God I am growing to hate this fucking guy. I already hate him more than Joe

Patrick really loves to rub it in brown people's faces that they're criminal and annoying.

Negative book review > 9-11, child.

This is a great read for some insight into the mind of that obese homosexual. He and Logan Lynn would fuck each others arseholes raw if they ever met

What a fat retard. Is it even worth hating this guy unless his Facebook gets taken down?

Fatrick's got some kind of inferiority complex. Always using diminutives when insulting people. Just look at his post history. "Little one", "child", "sweetheart", "kiddo". Someone was made to feel small growing up. Probably had a very manly father who called him a fat little faggot for writing gay science stories.

It's probably a mix of everything his ex-wife and the black bull fucking her said to Pat when he would walk in on them and begin crying

I'm a psychiagist and this is absolutely correct. Or at least the first part is.

He has a terrible relationship with women, probably from mother issues.

Is insecure about his low intelligence, and regards himself as not fully a man. This is why he is so obsessed by arguing with people on the internet who, in his mind, personify all the aspects of his own self that he hates the most.

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I'm a psychiagist

Is that what they're calling the dishwashers at Panera now

He's comparing jokes being made about him to someone making a false police report that got a man killed? That's something liberals online are known to do, btw.

false police report that got a man killed?

Oi genius, sure this dickhead made malicious false reports, but he didn't pull the trigger that killed an innocent person. The fucking piss-pants coward of a cop got the man killed, not a shitty joke gone wrong.

Well, you know what I meant.

It's column A and B on this one brotherman.

Is this mental midget really equating a cult of truckers and panera bread employees harassing him every now and again for a cheap laugh to some mountain dew swigging tryhard faggot wasting actual government resources and being responsible for the death of an innocent man

Remember, little trolls, I've got the receipts

Yet the incompetent police go unpunished. Dindunothin.

Does anyone else worry that you'll click on one of these posts and it's a picture of you?

Now that would make for a great episode of the people's court

gotta say i love this sub taking up Fatrick as a new side hobby horse... since Matarese was embarrassed into silence this subs C and D plots have been lacking.

Holy fuck he is stupid. He really thinks this is the same as someone calling him a faggot? He just becomes more hateable every day.

Next year I should hunt this fucker down at spring training and give him some shit in person for you guys.

Anyone have the link to this faggot when he was on here trying to be tough?

He really is off his nut. This isn't even a bit anymore, HE'S FUCKING BONKERS.

'Swatting' is a serious crime 'trolling' isn't you sad old fucking queer.

He thinks if you disagree you're a troll. Like most faggots.

children how soon your feeble minds forget. patrick was swatted by a russian white supremacist at his house

He's basically convicted of trolling because some retarded Barney Fife killed some other idiot.

Nice concept of justice, stupid. The police who shot and killed the "Kansas man" are the real criminals.

Who kills someone based on some harmless internet shitpost?

I kinda feel bad for John Turturro's son

I fucking hate trolls.

Is he saying he's gonna get the police to kill us

jesus christ can we stop giving this guy the attention he desperately needs?

I knew we had to have some cops who are active members of this sub.

so did anyone ask him why "the law" hasn't done anything to his "trolls"?

Well, you know what I meant.

It's column A and B on this one brotherman.