O&A Hindsight Report April 11, 2005

42  2019-03-29 by bonniesretardsister

Hour One

  • They were on vacation 4/1-4/10. This show is live from Bill's Bar in Boston. The show was being livestreamed on xm411.com

-Wheelchair Fred, a regular from the WAAF days is in the crowd and Opie promises him a segment later to talk about the rough 8 years since they last saw him. Anthony says Fred became bisexual because no woman would fuck him and has picked up men at convenience stores.

-They recap Pests doing an Assault on the Media on the Boston media to promote this. A Pest wore a Howard Stern mask and got on Channel 7 yelling "HOO HOO! O&A PARTY ROCK!"

-This is the first new show that they're off the premium channel XM subscribers had to pay an extra $2 to get. Anthony says Wackbag complained that the Worst Of shows were repeating the same bits too often the two weeks they were off. Ben Sparks told Anthony XM was micromanaging what was on them since they were the first O&A shows off of premium. He also said XM removed the clip of O&A making Wheelchair Fred get in his bathtub and masturbate with a dildo.

-Ben was claiming Muhammad Ali was eating at the steak restaurant he was at last night and he got a waiter to get him an autograph. Anthony says the signature is too good to have possibly been the real Ali so says the waiter was fucking with him.

-Opie is taking phone calls at a live show.

-Jim mentions filming the pilot for Lucky Louie and says they'll find out in six months if HBO will pick it up. He also will be having a half hour special on HBO soon.

Hour Two

  • John Barmon Jr., who was Spaulding in Caddyshack, joins the show and doesn't really know who O&A are. They talk about how that's the only acting role he ever had as the live crowd yells at him. Opie plays sound clips of him.

-They mention Steve C's wife wouldn't let him go to Boston so this is E Rock's first road trip.

-They hold a contest for an XM MyFi if someone will do something gross with Wheelchair Fred. One person offers to drink a beer with Wheelchair Fred's backwash, another offers to take a Jager shot out of his bellybutton. Jim thinks the contest should be having to make out with Fred. Wheelchair Fred gets the microphone and starts yelling about how he needs pussy.

-Another guy in a wheelchair named Lawrence comes on and they try to start a beef between he and Fred by pointing out this guy has an electric wheelchair and a girlfriend.

Hour Three

-Members of Godsmack come on the show with former Red Sox pitcher Bill Lee. Godsmack talk about remembering O&A when they were a new band when O&A were in Boston. Bill Lee talks about how he'd play games stoned and claims he smoked weed with George W. Bush in 1972. Lee leaves the show after rambling about nonsense and Jim chases after him to get a picture before he leaves. Anthony calls Jim a freak for his obsession with getting pictures, Opie mocks how awkward Jim looks running up stairs to chase after Lee. They joke about how Bill Lee brought his family with him thinking this was a sports show and how his family looked horrified when they saw the crowd holding signs saying "Shitdick".

-Godsmack talk about the writing process for writing their new album and touring with Metallica and Some Kind Of Monster. Anthony talks about how he was in a band so understands weird band dynamics where "one guy is always an asshole." Jim wants to know about their groupies, but one of the Godsmack guys says groupies aren't what they were in the 80s after AIDS hit. Jim says that would never deter him. Jim tries to get a woman to show her pussy and asshole for a MyFi, Ben freaks out because it's going to anger the bar owner. Jim demands it happens "because I'm all filled up." She says she'll fuck her boyfriend and let Jim watch and jerk off in Jim's hotel room after the show for the MyFi. The woman said she waxes her pussy, Anthony says "Nice, like Jon Benet Ramsey."

-Godsmack talk about playing with Ted Nugent for USO shows. Anthony asks if they believe Nugent really had sex with Courtney Love when she was underage. Jim says Godsmack were the best live band he's ever seen after Jim Florentine took him to one of their shows. Opie says he even enjoyed their drum solo.

-Club Soda Kenny randomly hands Jim a picture of Billy Crystal. When asked why, Kenny says "I thought he would like it." Anthony makes Kenny skip around the crowd. Godsmack talk about recently hanging out with Cindy Crawford and Alyssa Milano at a USO show, Jim says he met Milano at an MTV show and wasn't impressed "because her arms were hairy." Jim thinks she has a hairy asshole so hairy that shit hangs off to it.

Hour Four

-Opie talks about how bad the show has been and is worried the new listeners are going to hate them as a first impression.

-Anthony talks about the cruise he went on for his vacation and how he was invited to dine at the captain's table. Jim says while he was in LA he met a photographer who takes close up pictures of people's faces while they masturbate and had a picture done. He says he didn't care about the picture, he just wanted to jerk off in front of a woman. He talks about mistaking someone for Patrick Swayze in LA where he said "Come on, I'm a comic, man, take a picture."

-They put Wheelchair Fred on stage to get a lapdance. Fred immediately grabs a girl's ass and starts yelling slurred gibberish and they get scared. One finally comes on and Fred yells "I like!" Anthony demands she show her thong to him and then Fred grabs her and pokes at her. Jim remarks "He's touching her like Megan Kanka" (a reference to a girl who was raped and murdered that inspired Megan's Law.) They try to interview Fred about it but can't understand him so Opie tells him to leave.

-Jim makes the girls who wouldn't give Fred a lapdance make out on stage.

-Opie says they're out of material so wants to know what people learned on O&A today. One says the show was a cluster fuck but it was fun. Another guy says he wishes this show was at the Station Night Club (scene of the Great White concert fire.) Another says "I learned that cripples are gooder out of sight and out of mind." Jim tries to make a Charles Stuart joke but fucks it up.

21 comments

Why are you doing this?

To break up the "lol 6'1"!!!" shitposts.

I wish somebody would bully /u/GeoffreyArnold again.

He posts in /r/short. People are definitely taking care of that.

Whoa whoa, i had some good photoshops thers, buddu

good point

This sounds abysmal. Why was I ever a fan of this shit?

a good 90% of it was boring filler, peppered with really great moments. Other shows were boring 100% of the time.

The long episodes with great comics take over your memory and make you think the whole show was good

BRS is back, baby!

That show stunk

I didn't think anything could rekindle my opie hate to the levels it reached pre-tranthony, but reading that he took calls at a live event has definitely done it.

I think a reason the Opir hate simmered down is long time fans stopped listening to old shows as regularly after the 500th time (I know I did).

And new faggots who come here to post bad words never bother to actually listen to the show.

And why would they, the show was awful

I wasted years of my life on that garbage and for what... To "get" a bunch of retarded inside jokes on an obscure subreddit. Smh

Nobody listens to his podcast either. the only way anyone hears from Opie now is twitter.

Are you doing the next day tomorrow

We are all fucking idiots

Anthony says "Nice, like Jon Benet Ramsey."

Predictive programming.

They joke about how Bill Lee brought his family with him thinking this was a sports show and how his family looked horrified when they saw the crowd holding signs saying "Shitdick".

Best part.