Who in the O&A universe is going to die next?

15  2019-03-29 by bornrevolution

Place your bets.

My heart says Anthony but I’d really love to see him self destruct some more before his demise.

I’d also vote for Joe but would prefer Ant dying penniless first just so he has to try and survive on his own for once in his life.

24 comments

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-29

Have you seen recent YKWD podcasts? Bobby's two meatball subs away from the tribute show for Max's college fund.

1  ItsMyDealHereWade 2019-03-29

2020- Bob Kelly dies of obesity 2022- Anthony Cumia is murdered in his home by a white home invader 2022- Joe Cumia dies of malnutrition 2025- Jim Norton commits suicide 2035- Rich Vos dies of natural causes after appearing at Bananas in Poughkeepsie 2039- Gregg Hughes dies of natural causes. 2040- Sam Roberts chokes to death on a chicken tender. 2059- Colin Quinn passes away peacefully in his sleep.

1  LookOutItsMe 2019-03-29

And Fez Whatley will dance by their graves.

1  bornrevolution 2019-03-29

Fezzie always wins in the end.

1  SibHashian13 2019-03-29

And Scorch lives on...

1  bornrevolution 2019-03-29

Scorch is destined to be a gang leader in the post-apocalypse Mad Max world so he has to at least make it that far.

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-03-29

95 year old Colin is going to be gold.

1  bornrevolution 2019-03-29

I really like the Norton suicide, I can absolutely see that happening. And he would likely do it all in an effort to get his standup more famous and maybe move him up from Z to Y-list celebrity.

1  notasodomite 2019-03-29

Lil faggot will take the women's way out and OD on a bottle of aspirin.

1  bonniesretardsister 2019-03-29

Don't retards have short lives? If so, Bobo could be the surprise.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-03-29

Lady Di has been dead for 2 years.

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-29

I'd love it if one of Jess' black boyfriends beat Sam to death.

1  SuperToes845 2019-03-29

Lady Di. Her birthday is Monday too ya know.

1  4stepsbackward 2019-03-29

All of them at the same time during the eventual moneygrab called the Opie & Anthony reunion show, after a fire breaks out and someone from this sub blocks all exits.

1  bornrevolution 2019-03-29

We need more initiative like that around this office.

1  jjoharanyc1 2019-03-29

I think the O&A death pool rankings would be

Top 3 (50 points each)

Lady Di (Dementia) Anthony (Massive heart attack and/or stroke) Bob Kelly (do I have to specify?)

Runner Ups (75 points)

Sam Roberts daughter Opie (crushed under a tunnel after rescuing a litter of kittens) Carol Maxheimer (self inflicted frying pan wound)

Long Shots (100 points)

Bobo (Walks in front of a NYC bound train on his daily trek to Compound Media) Travis (beaten to death in a parking lot during a fight his wife started) Jim Norton (Natural Causes, definitely not AIDS. I would tell you if it was. Seriously.)

1  Godhand5150 2019-03-29

Jimmy is one more tranny turn down from offing himself.

1  BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-29

Does Artie count?

1  bornrevolution 2019-03-29

I almost brought him up myself, I’d say yes since technically he was Ant’s cohost at one point. Even if he rarely showed up.

If there really is a god then it will be definitely be Artie.

1  BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-29

I think Artie’s like a cockroach, he survives no matter what. Fuck, I’d even bet that even if the fucker got infected with AIDS, his body would somehow develop a cure.

1  notasodomite 2019-03-29

I have this feeling he's gonna outlive a lot of them. Like an old Datsun that just won't die.

1  MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-29

Blobby probably had a heart attack before I finished typing this.

1  notasodomite 2019-03-29

Bob Kelly of fat or Joe DeRosa of depression and lack of shoulders.

1  Billyassman 2019-03-29

Blob Jelly.