I thought the current theory was that Joe jr was conceived when Ro cheated on Joe sr with a mulatto man. Joe looks considerably more African than his siblings and this theory would explain the martial strife between Ro and Joe sr, as well as Joe jr's own subconscious angst about having a black figure, as revealed in the 0ldb0yz post.
"Village girl"
The famed matriarch of the Cumia clan. Better known the the surrounding villages and plantations as The Countess.
I did some research and found this in a moldy tome:
*"...And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive... And her castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains.
The Countess' fortune was believed to be divided among the clergy, although some say that more remains unfound, still buried alongside the rotting skulls that bear mute witness to the inhumanity of the human creature."*
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1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-29
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1 Godhand5150 2019-03-29
Idk why but knife fighter and 6yr old bride tickled me.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-29
I thought the current theory was that Joe jr was conceived when Ro cheated on Joe sr with a mulatto man. Joe looks considerably more African than his siblings and this theory would explain the martial strife between Ro and Joe sr, as well as Joe jr's own subconscious angst about having a black figure, as revealed in the 0ldb0yz post.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-29
"Village girl" The famed matriarch of the Cumia clan. Better known the the surrounding villages and plantations as The Countess.
I did some research and found this in a moldy tome: *"...And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive... And her castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains.
The Countess' fortune was believed to be divided among the clergy, although some say that more remains unfound, still buried alongside the rotting skulls that bear mute witness to the inhumanity of the human creature."*
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-29
More of your patented "research" eh? ;)
1 Haunter94 2019-03-29
https://imgur.com/a/v4y3G7b
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It was just a simple Diablo 2 reference. You really shouldn't be embarrassed about dedicating your life to me, no one cares.
1 TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-29
HAHAHAHA