What an awful show. Jim's fans are retards. 60k.

158  2019-03-29 by aRTie02150

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People on here used to kiss this guy's ass. I still remember how mad people would get when his shitty standup was brought up

I'm still annoyed that are automoderator does that chip chipperson joke where the new user posts. When will they get rid of that? It was already brought up in a post. Who's the mods here?

at least we are no longer referred to as "peckas" on the sidebar

The mods here are useless. That's a known fact. We get 15min of their attention every two years to half-ass update the sidebar then it's back to free-for-all.

Probably for the best.

half ass-update


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I never made it through any of his standup.

Aside from the unfunny jokes, the blinking and wild arm movements are unbearable

In one of the specials, he was sweating profusely.

Genuinely?

I saw Jim open up for Dice twice through O&A a long time ago. Once in the Hammerstine Ballroom (I think) and then the big show at the (Olive) Garden in NYC. I will admit to thinking he was funny back then, but my wife bought me tickets to see Jim for my birthday 2 years ago, and it was the same act 15 years later. No growth at all and painful to sit through. I also got to see Kelsey Cook and her garage door opener live.

I still remember how mad people would get when his shitty standup was brought up

Guilty. Shit.

I remember this one post I made where I watched his latest netflix special, maybe got a forced chuckle or two, and then posted to the sub that I wanted to "do my part" and would watch any Jimmy or Colin netflix special just to "help the numbers".

I couldn't even lie to the sub and say it was funny. Just that I was doing my part to help the numbers. At least I can sleep tight knowing I didn't donate to the $60k.

I’ve never watched any of his standup but was always curious if it’s any good. I guess I know now.

Back in 08 when I loved jimmy, I went to see his standup live.... I had never seen it before and let’s just say that was the beginning of me not liking Jim. It was sub par, very forced and only relevant if you had kept up with celebrity news over the past couple of months.

That sounds so typical of the worm... include a bunch of celebrity gossip to remind the audience how he wants to be imagined

Jim really thinks he is part of the “zeitgeist” Delusional worm

very forced

He comes off like someone doing a shitty impersonation of standup cliches.

His live standup was fucking horrible and I remember being really surprised at the time. Thought he would be decent after hearing him on the radio.

Much of his act was just rehashed radio bits which is ironic because it wasn’t funny... the rest was recent celebrity gossip. And blinking.

I went to see him when he filmed his special in cleveland. My wife bought me the tickets because I was an oanda fan. I didn't laugh once. It was fucking awful. Bobo sat right next to me, so I guess that was a plus.

Does he smell?

Not that I remember. He didn't shut the fuck up the whole show and kenny had to come yell at him.

Was it loud public yelling? Sounds bad enough to be a forced bit for radio fans attending, it reeks of wormhack

Yea. He announced loud enough that he was there to interrupt norton.

Yep. Pads out the lackluster show, and pads out the radio too. Also is like an in-joke for the radio fans. Cynical, but thats our worm!

God fuck him

Nice admission of guilt, stupid

Twat dawg bark bark remember?

I remember leaving Bananas comedy club in Poughkeepsie thinking this guy is much funnier on the radio.

Did you dip over to Rossi’s for a chicken cutlet panini?

When O&A was still on, I tried to watch one of Jimmy's stand up specials and was disappointed at how bad he was. I thought he was useless on his own and needed someone else to play jokes off of...until he started doing radio with Sam.

something something "AIDS shower"

I cant say he made me laugh once when I saw it back in 2015ish. He did a chip character at the end and everyone ate it up so what do i know. He made one joke that got everyone to laugh in his 40-60 min set. Maybe a few guffaws at other points but cant really remember. Ive seen vos's standup before too, his isnt good but him doing crowd work is hysterical. He roasted the shit out of some dumb nj housewife. She was the sacrificial lamb for our laughter.

It enrages me that Jim has fans

It really does suck, he's been a baby boy through his whole life and he'll never aknowledge it.

This is fantastic, glad this being brought to the forefront again because he still hasn't explained what he did with the money really, and it's gotta be one of the shittier and shittiest things any on O&A has done.

I wish Patrice was still alive so he could tell Jim that he is such a piece of shit.

Even more than the Alena stuff, I truly wish Patrice had witnessed Jimmy turning into a prop comic.

If chip chipperson looks like norton but acts like a retard in the cartoon. Why does chip have long hair, thick black glasses, a sweat band and hat now?

That’s his disguise silly! Wouldn’t you hide your face if you (allegedly) stole 60k from a bunch of people?

He also changes it every week. He thinks he's fucking slick, but we're on to him.

Is he still doing the podcast? I’ve heard zero about it around this sub in months and that’s my only way of knowing.

I always see the new episodes in my recommended section of YouTube every Sunday. He still does them.

Jim always trashes “jack comics” but how ironic he’s become one himself. I really don’t understand how anyone can listen to the Chip podcast; it’s like listening to autism.

Chip evolved

I really wish we could find those other two episodes again. The one being the teaser and the other being that awful one where Gilbert played Obama.

Looks like we have one on the outside, if it blows up you gotta do one on Ants pedophilia

This was posted when it was made, didn't get much traction.

Such a fuckin' boss

Brothaman!

He's a third mic guy only. Everything he does on his own blows.

You’re a fag if you donated money and you’re a fag if you make a 20 minute video about it.

Unfortunately my username is a reference to Jim Norton but the upside to that is that no one knows who Jim Norton is.

I’ll never understand you reformed ex Jim Norton fans. I’m not criticizing you, I’m interested in your thought pattern. Is like people that left Scientology or Mormonism and now can’t believe how they ever believed such lunacy? What made you see the Worm and say yes, I’ll take more

>made video for r/opieandanthony
>posted video on r/opieandanthony

>made fun of relentlessly and downvoted for self promotion and bad video
>many months go by
>someone else posts my video
>video goes to top of front pag

I think we all know who has been playing the long-game with this, made it happen through numerous suggestions and is almost certainly who kept donating money:

Colin Quinn.

And he is out there somewhere just laughing quietly and manically to himself. Quinn is nearly a Saint of NonFag level status.

I remember Jim saying Colin tried to give him notes on how there was no story and no one knew these characters and Jim just ignored them.

Anyone who gave this thing money or wanted a fucking Chip cartoon need drink a bottle of Draino and disembowel themselves.

What ever rubes donated to this deserved what they got, the pilot he put up was fucking awful and i loved chip at the time.

Just had a flashback to watching this when it 'debuted' and being literally shocked by how awful it was. I was expecting the kind of sub-mediocrity you get from people who don't like animation but do it anyway (e.g. Jonah Hill's Allen Gregory) but this was so much worse than I expected.

RIP to all of those Trucker's paychecks.

This was posted when it was made, didn't get much traction.