Joe wasn’t allowed in an infantry unit.

9  2019-03-28 by Trenchunit

Word is those in charge thought he’d be an easy target for enemy combatants due to his height.

You think Joe wanted to peel potatoes? No morons. He would have loved to be out there on the front lines, but he also obeys orders.

5 comments

1  Dennyislife 2019-03-28

Don't ask don't tell.

1  J-Bradley1 2019-03-28

Joe wasn’t allowed in an infantry unit

Based on the name, he was probably hoping there would literally be 'infants' there.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-28

I heard he was forbidden from visiting his newborn daughter in the hospital nursery.

1  IntlectualHomosexual 2019-03-28

Airborne.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-03-28

Thank you for your food service.