“Egg whites? Heehee you’re funny! Let’s have some beer and pizza and then see where the night takes us ;)”

90  2019-03-28 by hellofriendo1234

60 comments

No fat chicks please.

You are a gay man

She's a big fat pig.

She has big fat tiddies sorry she doesn’t have a penis

Hey Carlton, I found out that you were on this reddit a short while ago, when do you think you'll make a comeback on Twitter, also do you have an Encyclopedia Dramatica account?

She's a little doughy. Definitely has less than a decade left of being fuckable though.

You ruined it Bobby you big fat pig

Yeah dude, this chick is fat and ugly too. Everyone downvoting you does not have the physicality or mental fortitude/confidence to grab a real 5-6.

Can we get a look at what you are currently fucking, sir?

The fact that she's a bit fat isn't nearly as great a problem as the fact that she's a dirty whore.

she looks like fun.

Yup

you can see the nipples and the outlines of her areola.

i like her, women are funny...

Would love to cum on those tits while focusing on the X's on her hands.

The worm will never experience this

Those are some healthy cornfed beeferinos.

Without that shirt you know they hang like utters.

Gravity is udderly undefeated.

There's two types of titties. Those that when you're fucking them on their back and their nipples point to the sky (excellent fakies). Then there's the ones that their nipples do the fucking helicopter as they whirlwind as you plow the fat cow (fuck landwhoever).

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Faggot

edgy

Faggot

classic

My type

Who is this fat tittied party slut and where are her nudes?

You have to appreciate a girl who just defaults to blowjob hair.

Those are some serious barnyard hangers. 100% certified grade A grass fed teeters.

Country-style jugs.

How dare she offer him beer!?!? Is she trying to motherfuck him!?

I would pay for her hair appointment, only if the salon could get her hair pumped up to prom-level. Then we’d just hang out all night.

She’s obviously underage tho.

I need this big tittied 4 in my life.

Bet she gives great head.

Guaranteed that she sucks dick like she's happy to have the opportunity.

So you think that 60% of the women in the world are more attractive than her?

This is the kind of girl who will do ANYTHING

4? You’re out of your mind dude stop acting like your “cool”.

Trust me, I’d gladly ravage her over and over. Take away the tits and she’s an average girl.

She'll do the work

Shes straight edge. This post is a psyop

How is she straight edge

"X" was the stupid way faggot straight edge kids branded themselves back in the late 90's/early 00's. What this retard doesn't realize is that it actually means she's under 21 and went to an 18+ club that night, where they marked her hands so she couldn't buy drinks.

Yeah I was trying to draw that out from him, what a fuckin retard.

Shes sexy

i profoundly hate women

Big sloppy Newton's Cradle

Wear a bra you fat titted cutie, we want you to get some decent mileage out of those milkers.

Grade A milk tanks

goddamnit

Who's that dude?

" I could do that ...no problem "

The shirt is made out of recycles wife beaters

I, being a non gay, have zero problems with big ol sloppy titties not being perfect.

I don’t get hard for women anymore. I don’t get hard for men. I’m simply not interested. Why is this?

Depression

I haven't masturbated to another person in years. They do nothing for me, they're shit. They're fucking shit.

Imagine the thought of a nail being hammered into your testicles. I jerk off to shit like that; it might work for you too.

high waisted pants and shorts are a scam to hide womens’ gunts

nice whore

https://imgur.com/a/EinEwcD#cE0s4A2

What you are looking for boys.

If this fat bucket of shit meat ever came on to me I would literally light her on fire. Then, after a few whiny incels were putting her out, I would stomp on her chest repeatedly until the bone cracked in two.

Yup

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