No shit...even getting nice scotch you're talking 3-5 bottles. I guess depending on the place you may come across something in the 500ish range, but still...
Le libtards and Demoncrats. Fuck, I know you're making fun of it but is there anything gayer than using silly names for political opponents and thinking it actually effects anyone?
Somehow I hadn’t heard “demoncrap” until recently and boy is that super gay. Not only is it just a childish thing to do but even if you had a good insult coming you completely undermine it by making yourself look like a 12 year old.
I hope Zumock doesn't bring his 2 year old child next time he's feeling a little adventurous. Feeling like he might get catapulted through the windshield.
38 comments
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-28
Over 500 bucks of booze is a lot to shoplift. Did he walk in with a giant trenchcoat over a shopping cart?
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-03-28
It’s like that scene out of leaving Las Vegas .
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-03-28
His life mirrors many scenes from that movie, including the one where Sara gets anally raped by an autist.
1 ucfgavin 2019-03-28
No shit...even getting nice scotch you're talking 3-5 bottles. I guess depending on the place you may come across something in the 500ish range, but still...
1 Nicklegermaniumerb 2019-03-28
He sat on the pyramid display of 40 ounces
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-28
Clearly a libtard conspiracy to silence a champion of freedom.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-03-28
There’s video of it.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-28
Then it was clearly Patton Oswalt in disguise.
1 TheRealBlockaShotya 2019-03-28
Hi Chad
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-03-28
Ha! I am NOT Chad Zumock
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-28
oh
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-28
Le libtards and Demoncrats. Fuck, I know you're making fun of it but is there anything gayer than using silly names for political opponents and thinking it actually effects anyone?
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-28
Somehow I hadn’t heard “demoncrap” until recently and boy is that super gay. Not only is it just a childish thing to do but even if you had a good insult coming you completely undermine it by making yourself look like a 12 year old.
1 china-blast 2019-03-28
The Democrips and the Rebloodlicans.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-28
Democraps and Repooplicans
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-28
Hey You know what i think? They're just two sides of the same coin. #freethinker #truthbomb #ronpaul
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
Woker than a mug
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-28
Who among us hasn't stolen $500-$5000 in liquor in our lives?
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-03-28
“I shoved one bottle of Louis XIII cognac up my keister your honor”
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-28
I don't like thieves.
I do like booze.
I **don't like Patton oswalt.
I'm undecided on this Dud Lummox guy.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-03-28
Oh shit, this just made me paranoid about when I shoplifted booze. Do they do warrants for a six pack of Bud Ice and caffeine pills?#
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-03-28
That is a recipe for some brutal next day shits.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-03-28
That's what the kratom is for.
1 Artie-Larger 2019-03-28
Lakewood is known to have a big gay population.
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-03-28
Everyone involved with Anthony Cumia is a bottom feeding lowlife. Embarrassing
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-28
Yeah but.... sjws.
1 notasodomite 2019-03-28
Ok fort off Char didn't steal anything, alright? He knocked over a shelf of pricey liquor and they tried to make me pay for it so he booked it.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-28
nice pronouns, stupid
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-03-28
That's the bit
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-03-28
You make one funny about a murderer on Twitter, it doesn't give you a pass, brothaman
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-03-28
I hope he doesn't publicly post where and when he will be performing.
This sub couldn't be trusted with that kind of information
1 Leofan7 2019-03-28
SIMOOOOOONE!!!!!! WHERE'S MY BEVERAGES?!
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-28
I hope Zumock doesn't bring his 2 year old child next time he's feeling a little adventurous. Feeling like he might get catapulted through the windshield.
1 FezzyMarie 2019-03-28
Holy fuck! I remember seeing a picture posted from the surveillance camera and someone saying it looked like Zumbock months ago. This is great.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-03-28
It was him. He admitted it and deleted the post a few weeks ago. Then said he had a drinking problem cause his mom died. He wasn’t even close to her.
1 FezzyMarie 2019-03-28
His drinking is what killed her
1 redtrilobal 2019-03-28
How could you not be addicted to this sub? You can't even look away for an hour without missing a bunch of great shit.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-28
WELL IF YOU'D LET ME FINISH, CAROL-