I love his "everything is going swell" face

r/thathappened

He was hanging out with five black guys

Must be a corrections officer

Wow, that place is painful.. I didn't realize how many people just blatantly make up stories on social media to fool other people into thinking their life was interesting.

I mean, random ac driver flips off a pockfaced motor isn't too hard to believe

Now he's sitting on a 2 hour LIRR train ride with "them" to host Joe DeVito for 2 hours.

He’ll be dead soon. How’s that for forward thinking

Ewww, that’s awful. I never made it to the end. I made it to Boston & had to tap out.

So what was that? Like three pages in?

No, he said he never made it to the end.

In his private moments, before the bud lite and xanax had taken effect and the TV was out of earshot, he must have at least considered the possibility that his "book" might not do well. It's unlikely though, even at his lowest point, that he could ever have imagined what a complete and total failure it would turn out to be.

If he had the slightest doubt, you'd think it would have occured to him how much of a laughingstock he would be for putting "...AND RISE AGAIN" in the title like he was Mike Tyson.

Maybe writing's just not his forte. Everything he's ever written here or on twitter has been geriatric dribble.

I'm sure he considered it, he just doesn't give a shit. He half assed the book like everything else he's ever done, why start caring now.

It's not to say he doesn't have talent, he just has no work ethic. Every responsibility is just an obstacle to fulfilling his addictions.

He really is lazy negro filth

This post doesn't need a reminder tag. You are the first person who made it to the end of that hunk of shit.

It still baffles me that there are sub members that have no idea that the audio book version is posted on here and, I’m assuming, the pdf version, too.

I'm one of them. Link to the godawfulness of AntH narrating his terrible writing?

Audiobook... ok.. no.

never looking back--only forward, motherfucker!

... he says at the end of a book where he looked back for all 300 or so pages. Fucking idiot.

Exactly, the irony is staggering in how all he does nowadays in regurgitate old bits about his past and quote old tv-shows. Literally all this 80 year old childless man does is look backwards.

300 or so pages.

The book was actually like 120 pages if memory serves, and that's with the atrocious double spacing and tons of pictures. There were goosebumps books longer than Nanas memoir.

he writes like a teenager

Yeah, you drove it right into a wall.

And then he went home to his wife and child that love him more than anything in the world. He called his mom just to check in, she was looking forward to a big sunday dinner. His brother is 6'2 and frequently enters into legal contracts.

His wife said "I've aged very well because I was never addicted to meth and dont have daddy issues. How was your day dear?"

"I saw this pizza faced rage addicted creep leering at me," he replied. "It was weird but I thought nah, this aint your show and backed off." Life was good.

Fin. (page 122)

And then I was puking and Joe was puking on top of my puke and Sue was filming it but the tape fell out of my ass and broke.

Sir, are you implying that the story is a tall tale made up line of shit?!

I guarantee he found some of that on reddit.

Projection much? That fellow probably had a woman who loved him, a baby that brightened his day, a brother that wasn't leeching off him, and friends that don't hang out with him because he has a pool.

Even "successful" Ant was intent on self-loathing and self-destruction.

Jesus Christ, did Fatrick write that?

He can't relate to poor people, sweetie

Or thin people or beloved people.

Patrick is a slightly better writer than the goons who wrote this book for Anthony. But at least Anthony tried to empathize with another human being, Patrick has no such ability even though he thinks that’s his thing. He’s completely a robot now. He just repeats his programming and think that’s a substitute for empathy.

Anthony didn't "try" to empathise; it just happened.

Is the “rise again” part being saved for the 2nd book?

Exotic sports car? It was a Mustang.

You dont think a Ford made for accountants having a mid life crisis constitutes an exotic sports car? Sam laugh*

That's funny. Now he drives a (leased) Jaguar which, in England, is also the car of choice for accountants having a mid life crisis.

You make a good point. The specific Mustang he decided to drunkenly raise his glass in front of, like a white trash junior-high student in front of his uncles proud piece of tired garbage Mustang was most likely catered to Ant, a closeted pedophile who's in deep denial about wanting to be fucked by a dude dressed like a girl.

it's also for extremely gross women

that he rather would have been doing.

This was obviously not written by a high school graduate.

Even ignoring what a cringeworthy lie that little tale was, at a technical level the writing is astonishingly incompetent.

He had some dream, some other thing than driving that van the he rather would have been doing.

Unreal.

It's to be expected that Anthony will lie like this all the time. But holy FUCK, that is so poorly written. It really does show that, after everything, he's a dumb degenerate dropout.

I hate this piece of shit

Had to get home quick to shove an egg up his greasy ass

This reads like that uncle from Napoleon Dynamite.

Dude, I mean, I just stomped on the gas and took off at like 90, maybe 120 miles per hour. I don't even know.

Maybe its because the Motley Crue Netflix movie is fresh in my head, but goddamn when I interally read

I gave him a node, and he flipped me the finger. I then stomped on the gas and took off at about 120 miles per hour, never looking back - only forward, motherfucker!

Goddamn did I hear the first 10 seconds of "Kickstart My Heart"

That fucking thing is the best example of Anthony not understanding that it's not 2005 anymore. No one is buying things just because it's related to the show. All he had to do was actually say ANYTHING that hadn't already been said on O&A, TACS or any other platform. I read it in a sitting while taking a shit and my bleeding asshole was the best part.

You bet it was

This fucking retard wrote this in hopes that it would be the final scene in the movie for the hugely successful book.

Egg Up My Private Parts

This nigga

Tony Two-Ghost Writers sure knows how to paint a picture with words, huh.

Obviously the van driver was not interested in a gay man cruising for sex in his convertible jag.

The van driver was only interested in beefers, you can tell by the WOW sticker on the bumper.

"He had some dream, some other thing than driving that van that he rather would have been doing."

Did he publish his first draft of this thing? Editors are cheap as hell. But I guess he rather would have held onto his money.

After a certain age, the only thing you have to look forward to is death. Alcoholism and Xanax abuse only accelerate it.

At Ant's age, it is healthy to be looking back at your accomplishments. If you're not looking back much, you haven't accomplished anything lasting. I hate to go all Donny Two Scoops, but: Sad.

Lying old cat lady queer. Tell another one about the time something bad happened in your life and it was totally, absolutely, not your fault at all. Or how you're just irresistible to all women on the planet. Douche.

I could only imagine what was going on in his mind. I knew damn well it wasn't Apollo Air Conditioning.

Why would he be thinking about the name of the company he works for? Like is he saying it out loud in his head over and over again? Brad Trackman really dropped the ball here.

That's just laughably piss-poor writing, the kind of shit any decent grown-up would be embarrassed to be reading.

Says the guy who pissed away his lottery ticket because he couldn't resist spewing racism on a social media platform

"I fucking emphasized with this guy I didn't even know, but I did at the same time."

Did anyone proof read this piece of garbage?

never looking back--only forward, into obscurity

When the fuck did he do this lifetime of hard work between performing in a band mooching drinks and girls younger than him at the bar his mom worked at and trying to get into radio? he went into opies studio in 94 and he was born in 61 so he was just hitting 33. fucking guy acts like he found fame after retiring from a lifetime of work at apollo air conditioning

Then i looked at the guy and the guy looked at me and the guy gave a nod. I thought, this guy is guy guy guy when i was that guy though no longer that guy some otger guy now

I can't get over how terrible the writing is in that fucking book.

.....and then everyone clapped

What sixty year old talks about "looking forward"? Looking forward to what, a funeral with an abundance of empty chairs and untouched food?

I was going through all of my thumb drives yesterday and found one with a copy of Ant's book on it that I downloaded from here the week it came out. I never read it.

I deleted it.

I wonder how many copies actually sold....

What is "an almost dead stare?" What a terrible writer.

I bet Bobo fuckin cheered at threw up a clenched fist when someone read that part to him.

Is his whole book just two lines repeated over and over like this paragraph?