“But I don’t wanna spit in that man’s mouth, mommy.” — “Where am I going to find another 6’1” man? Definitely not in Hollywood. You’ll do it and you’ll like it. Do NOT fuck this up for me!”

150  2019-03-28 by pashow84

36 comments

Age.

Age

The right kind of 4

I’m about 6’1 and I can accept that’s just about above average. I can’t stand these fucking dipshits like Joe who thinks 6’1 is some sort of peak physical dominance over other humans. Especially women. Especially flat chested no where in his league women.

About 6’1? What are you, 6 1/2? Fucking loser.

I never bother to measure myself. So i go by the measurements of Cumia minded faggots who’ve compared their height to mine.

They’re exaggerating so you’re definitely no more than 5’10.

But to your original point, yes in this day and age of overeating and jamming kid food with hormones growing to 6’1 isn’t remotely special.

So what you’re saying is Milla is out of my league, Joe?

Do your schedules even sync?

I’m 6’2” and you are physically beneath me. Women flock to me because i have an inch over “just about above average”. Especially hollywood women that i want but who are also all stupid liberals. Im not a pedophile.

Get out the faggot measuring tape lol

But how's your schedule looking? I bet it's pretty busy.

Honest to god, my schedule was conflicting with hers and that’s the ONLY reason she couldn’t have my eggplant spic dong.

Don't bragg

“Look at those thighs man, god id love to smell her legs after a long day, fuck that scent drives me crazy, man, genuinely...”

“Yeah I like her pink shoes too”

-Ant’s response

Ho Lee shit

Tis I the lovable racist pedo

You can be one or the other but never combine

Can someone ID her handbag please? It's really cute

u/ichise8?

You can't afford it

My last purchase was a neo noe and my next is an epi alma

neo noe and my next is an epi alma

are you listing belly-button disease conditions?

I see you have your priorities straight

Name one thing more important than stuntin on hoes.

Gainful employment

No. Wire. Child. Spit.

Now she sounds like jim norton.

lol that's dark

brooding

XD

This bit is not getting old

More like getting mo

Get it brother Mo moo

Where did the paying kids to spit in his mouth thing come from? It's been a part of the fabric of this place for so long I've just been taking it for granted.

Thank you