Our only heroes are our amazing, talented artists, and Dr. Steve.

Fuck your narrative boy

You forgot about Colin and Norm. What in the heck is wrong with you?

We just gonna ignore Mel? Real cool...,

I may have tipped a few grapefruit shandies back, brothermen

I understand. Ive been tippin back road sodas since I was 18. EIGHTEEN!

You coulda been a model of health

Praise his name, infidel.

You're right. You're always right.

Praise Mel, He Who Deserves To Be Blown BEFORE

IF YOU DON'T SUCK LIBERAL DICK YOU MAY AS WELL BE ALEX JONES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NOW BOW DOWN AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, GOYIM!

See, not only are you not pro liberty, you have no sense of sarcasm either.

At least his username isn’t awful

Keep virtue signalling. Maybe your wife's boyfriend will let you clean up after you show him this.

fuck you faggot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do hand gestures burn calories?

The only thing keeping me from hanging myself in my garage is knowing that it's all over for everybody any way. It's all just low IQ faggots screaming their uninformed personal "truths" at one another. We need another 9-11, asap.

Homegrown terrorism won't solve anything, and will only prove Joe's courtroom testimony to be true

That he can enter in to legally binding contracts, or that he most certainly is a pedophile?

You know 9-11 got us here, right?

Right. Another one will get us somewhere else.

Austin is fucking gay.

this isnt mel

I liked Alex back in the day but he’s so cringey now.

Are there actually people who don't get that Alex Jones is just doing goofy performance art? He's Tom Green with a political slant.

fucking fool jones queer hack fuck