Excuse me, Mr. Norton I'm detective Quinn with the NYPD I have some questions for you regarding a 6'2 Nordic woman with the jaw line of Ivan Drago, an 8 inch thunder cock and a scent that has been described as intoxicating.
He also gets a semi when he considers it a booking like he used to get on real shows, back before he tunneled himself into a level of obscurity never before seen.
15 comments
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
No, it's to wring the very last vestiges of Fame and attention from his zombie audience
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-28
Oh because I thought that it was literally my original guess
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
You got all gummed up
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-28
and he loves the press-up, reminding him of his belief Halloween (with unsuspecting children ringing his door for candy in a constant stream)
1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-03-28
He gets turned on by men in wigs.
1 Jungies 2019-03-28
Another mystery solved. Between solving this, Patton's wife's death, and the Mystery of Jimmy's Sexuality this place should set up a detective agency.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-28
Excuse me, Mr. Norton I'm detective Quinn with the NYPD I have some questions for you regarding a 6'2 Nordic woman with the jaw line of Ivan Drago, an 8 inch thunder cock and a scent that has been described as intoxicating.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-28
You're not wrong. Dani said many times while she was dating him that her baby voice and baby talk turn him on, so she always exaggerated it for him.
1 Terahite 2019-03-28
That ruined my day. Thanks.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-28
"Can I get my awowance, pwease, daddy?"
"NOOOO, YOUNGER!!!!"
"Goo goo ga ga"
Ant cums everywhere
1 Terahite 2019-03-28
Vurry good
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-03-28
Baby sex?! Haha, holy shit!
1 LamarThePotato 2019-03-28
No, he's just incapable of any confrontation and knows "how Jimmy is.."
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-28
He also gets a semi when he considers it a booking like he used to get on real shows, back before he tunneled himself into a level of obscurity never before seen.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-03-28
I notice he never stands up during baby noises. The only other thing that gets pizza faces prick that hard is the smell of baby powder.