Maybe Ant continues to go on the Chip show because baby noises turn him on

45  2019-03-28 by Single_Action_Army

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No, it's to wring the very last vestiges of Fame and attention from his zombie audience

Oh because I thought that it was literally my original guess

You got all gummed up

and he loves the press-up, reminding him of his belief Halloween (with unsuspecting children ringing his door for candy in a constant stream)

He gets turned on by men in wigs.

Another mystery solved. Between solving this, Patton's wife's death, and the Mystery of Jimmy's Sexuality this place should set up a detective agency.

Excuse me, Mr. Norton I'm detective Quinn with the NYPD I have some questions for you regarding a 6'2 Nordic woman with the jaw line of Ivan Drago, an 8 inch thunder cock and a scent that has been described as intoxicating.

You're not wrong. Dani said many times while she was dating him that her baby voice and baby talk turn him on, so she always exaggerated it for him.

That ruined my day. Thanks.

"Can I get my awowance, pwease, daddy?"

"NOOOO, YOUNGER!!!!"

"Goo goo ga ga"

Ant cums everywhere

Vurry good

Baby sex?! Haha, holy shit!

No, he's just incapable of any confrontation and knows "how Jimmy is.."

He also gets a semi when he considers it a booking like he used to get on real shows, back before he tunneled himself into a level of obscurity never before seen.

I notice he never stands up during baby noises. The only other thing that gets pizza faces prick that hard is the smell of baby powder.